Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

Now, I don't say this very often, but....GO, JEAN!!!!

Great job, Panthro! Funny stuff!

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

EMMA FROST [thinking]: "Oh my God, I didn't know he could do that with his tongue!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff all around! Great one, TheMick!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Disney bought Marvel? I´m outta here!!

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Man, this emo-malcontent characterization really just doesn't work for me."

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "If you can dodge an optic blast, you can dodge a ball!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Admit it, Scott!! YOU made up this deal for Disney to buy Marvel! You´re the ultimate boy scout and one of Marvel´s most family-friendly superheroes! YOu wanted to screw with dar and brooding anti-heroes like Wolverine!
SCOTT: That´s ridiculous! How could I be part of the five secret meetings between execs it took to make that deal?!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: Admit it, Scott!! YOU made up this deal for Disney to buy Marvel! You´re the ultimate boy scout and one of Marvel´s most family-friendly superheroes! YOu wanted to screw with dar and brooding anti-heroes like Wolverine!
SCOTT: That´s ridiculous! How could I be part of the five secret meetings between execs it took to make that deal?!

You tell her, Scott!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Of all the women in the X-Men titles Scott, why did you have to leave me for that ****ty pseudo villainess Emma Frost?!"
SCOTT: "Hey, at least Emma didn't force me to make a bull-s*** high school era style promise to not beat up that horndog Wolverine, who clearly has no qualms hitting on women who have steady boyfriends!"

 

[Ratcrawler]

JEAN: Admit it, Scott!! YOU made up this deal for Disney to buy Marvel! You´re the ultimate boy scout and one of Marvel´s most family-friendly superheroes! YOu wanted to screw with dar and brooding anti-heroes like Wolverine!
SCOTT: That´s ridiculous! How could I be part of the five secret meetings between execs it took to make that deal?!

It's the first step in getting the X-Men rights back from Tom Rothman. Can you blame him?

Emma: *thinking* Not as good as Toad but at least I can keep my eyes open...

 

[Ratcrawler]

JEAN: "Of all the women in the X-Men titles Scott, why did you have to leave me for that ****ty pseudo villainess Emma Frost?!"
SCOTT: "Hey, at least Emma didn't force me to make a bull-s*** high school era style promise to not beat up that horndog Wolverine, who clearly has no qualms hitting on women who have steady boyfriends!"

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehe

Looking at that, I feel like Rand should be saying "Spread the love."

 

[Panthro]

PSYLOCKE: "Hey there big boy. I've got an opening tonight at 11:30 if you think can fit yourself into it." [sultry wink]

CYCLOPS: "Jeez, why do the female telepaths always come after me?! Hmm... well, she is kinda cute, she might be worth it."

ARK-ANGEL: "Back off Cycke, she's mine!"

 

[Panthro]

ANGEL: "Hmm... why do I have this sudden feeling of Deja Vu?"

Another Life... Another Cartoon...

EVOLUTION ANGEL: "I'd better get this girl back to her dorm before the Prof catches on..."

EVOLUTION ANGEL: "You know an Angel doesn't just make love. An Angel IS Love."
EVOLUTION ROGUE: "Can you back that up, Wings?" [wink]
EVO ANGEL: "Is that a challenge?" [winks back]

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff too! Love the Toad one!

 

[ultimatefan]

EVOLUTION ANGEL: Dear diary... Jackpot!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' ho no mo'."

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Scott, Reed Richards, AKA: Mr. Fantastic, called about 15 minutes ago, he says he's coming over to have a word with you. He's probably mad at you for making fun of Ioan Gruffud."
SCOTT: "Me? You're the one who made fun of his wife's cellulite!"

 

[Panthro]

POLARIS: "Wait a minute, aren't you Rogue's boy toy?"
GAMBIT: "We're on a break. Aren't you and Havok usually an item?"
POLARIS: "We're also on a break."

SCOTT: "Get lost, Picard! There's only one Star Trek captain, and that's Captain James T. Kirk!"
LOGAN: "Uh, Scott, that's not Picard. That's Xavier."
XAVIER: "Yes Scott, it's me, the Professor who taught you to harness your power for good instead of-"
SCOTT: "You can't play mind games with me, buster! We all know Xavier can't walk!"
LOGAN: "Chuck, I swear this is the last time I let him stay up watching nothing but Star Trek."
XAVIER: "It had better be."

XAVIER: "Logan, Scott, we've got big trouble. A group of disgruntled fan boys broke into the Warner Brothers lot and have stolen various props from the Batman film franchise! And they're threatening to destroy and/or damage them if their demands are not met! It's up to the X-Men to stop them and retrieve the Batman movie memorabilia!"
SCOTT: "So? Let 'em! Batman's a biotch! I was always more of a Superman fan anyway!"
LOGAN: "Superman?! Dude, I cast thee out!"

 

[Panthro]

XAVIER: "So we meet again, Agent Smith."
SCOTT: "For the last time I am not Agent Smith! And you are not a white Morpheus!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

SCOTT: You´re not supposed to walk!
XAVIER: And you´re not supposed to be an incompetent wuss playing second fodder to Wolverine leading the X-Men, but there it is...

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: You´re not supposed to walk!
XAVIER: And you´re not supposed to be an incompetent wuss playing second fodder to Wolverine leading the X-Men, but there it is...

Bwahahahaha, brilliant! And thanks.

WOLVERINE: "Hmm. He needs new batteries."

WOLVERINE: "I knew one day that Marvel's constant mistreatment of him, both in comics, movies and animation, would rob him of will to live!"
EMMA FROST: "And yet you did nothing to stop it."
WOLVERINE: "How do you think I got where I am today?"

WOLVERINE: "Haha, thought you could drink me under the table, didn't ya boyscout? Once again I prove to be superior to you in every conceivable way! Muwahahaha!"
CYCLOPS [drunken slurring]: "Everyone's always kissing your ass, Wolvie... well I'm NOT kissing your ass... I'm the only one here with the balls to say you're nothing but a f***in' f*** f***ed up piece of f*** son of a f*** mother-f*** f*** f*** f*** f***ing media ****e who f***ing steals other characters f***ing storylines and plot points, you f***ing f*** f*** piece of s*** f***. F*** you, okay? Just f*** you!"
WOLVERINE: "That was uncalled for."

 

[Mini Wolfsbane]

SCOTT: You´re not supposed to walk!
XAVIER: And you´re not supposed to be an incompetent wuss playing second fodder to Wolverine leading the X-Men, but there it is...

*Dies laughing*

Thank you!! That's just...it's brilliant!!