Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ultimatefan]

Go get´em, Cyke!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Nobody calls Han Solo a b***!! Nobody!!
QUICKSILVER: What about Harrison Ford?
WOLVERINE: Oh, that´s okay. He´s a major league a**hole.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: Nobody calls Han Solo a b***!! Nobody!!
QUICKSILVER: What about Harrison Ford?
WOLVERINE: Oh, that´s okay. He´s a major league a**hole.

QUICKSILVER: "So is Mel Gibson."
WOLVERINE: "Hmm. They're probably all major league a**holes. The bigger the star, the higher the probability of being a major league a**hole."

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Don't you never say an unkind word about Hugh Jackman! Or Cal Dodd! Or Scott McNeil! Or Steve Blum!"

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Soylent Green is People!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Dread]

Not quite a "caption", but I did make this:

 

[Panthro]

^Hehehehe, that's great Dread.

WOLVERINE: "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

 

[Panthro]

EMMA: "Emma Frost, White Queen and Homewrecker Expert."
WARREN: "Warren Worthington. Male Prostitute."

 

[YoungE808]

^Hehehehe, that's great Dread.

WOLVERINE: "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

Wolverine: Saving you in the movie was a BAD idea.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die you wage hiking scum!"

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "What do you mean you hate Harry Potter?! Harry Potter's a metaphor for mutant suffering for Christ's sake!"
QUICKSILVER: "I find the writing to be childishly superficial and I find the characters to be both unsympathetic and annoying. And the films just flat out suck."
WOLVERINE: "Well you've got a point about the films, but still!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Hey, I don´t give a crap if Bryan Singer wasn´t that successful with Superman!! When he was with us, he was doing great work!! None of his replacements comes close!!

 

[Panthro]

He should have stayed and finished what he started.

WOLVERINE: "We didn't lose Vietnam! It was a tie!"
QUICKSILVER: ""

 

[ironman29758]

HULK: I still don't get it?
Wolverine:What?
Hulk: It was my comic that introduced you yet you belong to X-men and is ten times more popular than me.
Wolverine: Fans just have good sense. Who am I to complain!
Hulk:

 

[Panthro]

HULK: I still don't get it?
Wolverine:What?
Hulk: It was my comic that introduced you yet you belong to X-men and is ten times more popular than me.
Wolverine: Fans just have good sense. Who am I to complain!
Hulk:

Hehe, come on Hulk, don't take that from him!

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Vietnam tie one!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: For the last time, bub, I didn´t sabotage your sequel! The Incredible Hulk just came a bit short at the box office! Who knows if they won´t say that about my new movie too!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: For the last time, bub, I didn´t sabotage your sequel! The Incredible Hulk just came a bit short at the box office! Who knows if they won´t say that about my new movie too!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "First Jean, then Emma, with Psylocke at one point blatantly trying to seduce you. Seriously dude, what is it with you and telepathic women?"
CYCLOPS: "Telepathic women dig stoic, emotional introverts like myself. Meanwhile, stoic, emotional introverts like myself dig telepathic women because we don't have to talk as much, they just do a little bit of mind reading and then bam, getting it on in the sack."
WOLVERINE: "What if they pick up on your dirty fantasies?"
CYCLOPS: "Most of them get off on that."

 

[Mini Wolfsbane]

WOLVERINE: "Soylent Green is People!!!!!!!!!"

Great job!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

WOLVERINE: "That's a nice top. Buy it at a flea market?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

or

WOLVERINE: "That's a nice top. I saw an old lady on the street wearing one just like it."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

WOLVERINE: "You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier."

 

[x-men_pro]

HULK:Wolverine...i told you not in public,dont open my buttons again!!!