Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

JEAN: "It's Wolverine's baby."

SCOTT: "So you're saying there's a chance I'll get a red-headed stepchild? Awesome."

Hehehe, always looking on the bright side of life, that Scott...

Yours was funny too UF.

 

[Panthro]

EMMA: "Before we sacrifice you to the the great god Morrison, I want you to know something."
JEAN: "You slept with Scott, didn't you?"
EMMA: "Yes, but that's not what I was going to say. What I want you to know is this - the threesome Scott proposed? I would have totally done it."
JEAN: "What?"

 

[Panthro]

GAMBIT: "I can't believe they didn't get Kevin Conroy to voice Batman for Justice League Crisis On 2 Earths!"
WOLVERINE: "Oh shut the f*** up already. So what if William Baldwin wasn't your ideal Batman voice? They have to give other guys a turn every now & then and give Kevin himself a break from Batman!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks and heheheheh. . . two very unlikely conversations.

WOLVERINE: "You haven't went from Windows Vista to Windows 7 yet, Gambit? That's unacceptable."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

LOGAN: "She's surfing the Batman boards on SHH!"

SCOTT: "No, Emma! That's dangerous!"

 

[Panthro]

Both those captions get a big: Prime

JEAN: "I'm sorry I f***ed Logan with my eyes all those years."
SCOTT: "I'm sorry I had a telepathic affair of dirty thoughts with Emma."
JEAN: "So... we good?"
SCOTT: "We good."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks! Hahahah

Such a straight-forward and honest make-up.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Prime! Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SCOTT: Your last words?
JEAN: It´s pronounced "Famka" Janssen, not "Famke", dammit!

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: Your last words?
JEAN: It´s pronounced "Famka" Janssen, not "Famke", dammit!

Thanks Prime.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: You have such big, firm, hard hands... Who´d say they´d be so deceiving?
SCOTT: Hey!

 

[Panthro]

Poor Scott.

JEAN: "Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims Tournament?"
SCOTT: "In Women's Tennis, I always root against the heterosexual."

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "I'm taller than you Logan. Get over it."
WOLVERINE: "Bah! With prep time, I can be taller than anyone!"
CYCLOPS: "And by 'prep time', which you blatantly stole from Batman, what you really mean is wearing lifts in your boots & standing on boxes."
WOLVERINE: "Shut up."

 

[Panthro]

Scott's reaction to the script for Code of Conduct -

CYCLOPS: "Ninjas?! F***ing ninjas?! You expect me to believe that with all our combined powers, that we can't handle a couple of f***ing ninjas?! F*** that! F*** you and your f***in' ninjas little man, okay?! F*** You!"
WOLVERINE: "Jeez Cycke, it's just one episode."

 

[Panthro]

Scott's reaction to the script for Breakdown -

CYCLOPS: "Who the f*** wrote this piece of crap?! Do these f***s have any f***ing understanding of my character at all?! Who the f*** do these writers think I am, huh?! They think I'm some f***ing D-lister?! After all the s*** that got dumped on me in the movies, they think they can get away with portraying me as the laughingstock of the original 5, unworthy of Jean and a lesser man than you even though that's the complete opposite of who I am in the comics?! F*** them! Where are those little f***s?! Get the f*** out of my way before I blast you the f*** out of my way so I can find those little s*** for brains bastards and blast the ever loving s*** out of them, the f***s!"
WOLVERINE: "Jeez Cycke, calm down. It's not my fault none of the guys handling these media adaptations know how to write you."

 

[ultimatefan]

Poor Scott indeed. I just saw the Evolution ep where an African tribe tries to steal Storm´s powers, at that point the writers were still aware that that kind of enemy was no match for the X-Men´s powers.

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: The new trailer for Iron Man 2 is awesome
WOLVERINE: Indeed it is.
CYCLOPS: They´re lucky to be under the Marvel Studios/Paramount deal instead of Fox.
WOLVERINE: Absolutely they are.
CYCLOPS: See, we do agree on something.
WOLVERINE: Yeah we agree that we´re totally f***ed up.

 

[Ratcrawler]

Logan: I'm popular because I have steel claws that can chop through anything and a healing factor that lets me heal from any injury!

Scott: Really? I have a healing factor too. It's called "Being A Cartoon Character."

Logan: You makin' fun of me?

Scott: Yeah. What are you gonna do? Stab me? Decapitate me? Good luck with that. Face it, you're powers suck and are rendered moot by this being a kids' show. I, on the other hand can blast you with my eye beams all day long and get away with it because it's not as imitable by dumb 6 years olds as gluing knives to your hands and, like you said, you can't get hurt.

Logan: ...Crap.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: The new trailer for Iron Man 2 is awesome
WOLVERINE: Indeed it is.
CYCLOPS: They´re lucky to be under the Marvel Studios/Paramount deal instead of Fox.
WOLVERINE: Absolutely they are.
CYCLOPS: See, we do agree on something.
WOLVERINE: Yeah we agree that we´re totally f***ed up.

 

[Panthro]

Logan: I'm popular because I have steel claws that can chop through anything and a healing factor that lets me heal from any injury!

Scott: Really? I have a healing factor too. It's called "Being A Cartoon Character."

Logan: You makin' fun of me?

Scott: Yeah. What are you gonna do? Stab me? Decapitate me? Good luck with that. Face it, you're powers suck and are rendered moot by this being a kids' show. I, on the other hand can blast you with my eye beams all day long and get away with it because it's not as imitable by dumb 6 years olds as gluing knives to your hands and, like you said, you can't get hurt.

Logan: ...Crap.

Good to see you, Ratcrawler!

 

[Panthro]

EMMA FROST: "Are you ****ing in your pants yet?"
SCOTT SUMMERS: "No."
EMMA: "Well why the Hell not?!"
SCOTT: "It's laundry day and my load won't be done for another 45 minutes."
EMMA: "Are you gay?"
SCOTT: "Jesus Christ, why do women always assume a man is gay just because he happens to be in control of his manhood?!"

EMMA FROST: "Scott, tell me the truth - will I be in X-Men First Class?"
SCOTT SUMMERS: "The way things are handled at Fox, who knows? I mean, they almost cast Sigourney Weaver to play you at one point. Now don't get me wrong, she's a damn good actress, but too old to play you at this point."

JEAN GREY: "Hey guys, I hear they cast Amy Adams to play me in the reboot!"
ANGEL: "Score!"
ICEMAN: "You lucky girl you! Can you get me Amy's autograph?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

SCOTT: Promise me your last thoughts will be about me, and not Logan!
JEAN: Hmmmm, can you settle for a threesome fantasy?

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: Promise me your last thoughts will be about me, and not Logan!
JEAN: Hmmmm, can you settle for a threesome fantasy?