Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Would you f*** you? 'Cause I'd f*** you. I'd f*** you HARD."
CYCLOPS: "So... you're into rough sex is what you're saying?"

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

ROGUE: For the last f***ing time, I´m not Calista Flockhart!

 

[Panthro]

ROGUE: For the last f***ing time, I´m not Calista Flockhart!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "I swear to God the water was cold! Really friggin' cold! What you saw was the result of shrinkage!"
ROGUE: "Yeah whatever. So much for rapid healing factor."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

ROGUE: Logan, I know we´ve been lost for days and ran out of food, but why are you looking at me like that?
WOLVERINE: Hmmm, all skin and bones, no meat...

 

[Panthro]

ROGUE: Logan, I know we´ve been lost for days and ran out of food, but why are you looking at me like that?
WOLVERINE: Hmmm, all skin and bones, no meat...

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Just tell me straight up Rogue. Is it true?"
ROGUE: "Yes! Yes it's true! I love her! I love Kitty [Pryde]!"
WOLVERINE: "Really? You really do love her?"
ROGUE: "Yes! I do love her! In a way you could never understand!"

 

[Mystirious]

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Wolverine: You ever seen a grown man naked Rogue?

 

[Mystirious]

Cyclops: Damn it Logan talk to me! We shared something wonderful and magical in the blackbird that night...we need to TALK about it! I don't WANT Jean anymore damn you...I want YOU!

Wolverine: God I wish I knew how to quit you...

 

[Panthro]

Can't go wrong with Airplane and Brokeback jokes.

WOLVERINE: "What took you so long? I've been waiting like 30 minutes."
CYCLOPS: ""
WOLVERINE: "What? What's so funny?"
CYCLOPS: ""
WOLVERINE: "Oh my God. You did it again, didn't you? You clogged all the sinks and left the water running, didn't you?"
CYCLOPS: ""
WOLVERINE: "Good God man, why do you do that?"
CYCLOPS: "It's our calling card dude! We're the Wet Bandits!"
WOLVERINE: "You're sick, you know that? You really are sick."
CYCLOPS: "I'm not sick, I'm obsessive compulsive. There's a difference."

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "You can call me anything you want. You can call me sexual napalm. You can call me crack cocaine. You can even call me Little Miss Ginny Weasley. But please, promise me you'll never call me Lindsay Lohan."
CYCLOPS: "Okay. I think I can do that."

 

[Mystirious]

Emma: You're making that face now, wait till I get started!

Scientist: I have candy in my pocket little girl...if you'll just reach in and...fish it out
X-23: *Snikt*
Scientist: Ah. I think I may have made a costly mistake...

Iceman: Go...go away now. I'm gonna do stuff to him

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

EMMA: Oh my God, I didn´t know women had that too!

 

[ultimatefan]

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WOLVERINE: Is Bryan Singer returning to th X-Men franchise or not?! Answer me, dammit!
ROGUE: How the f*** am I supposed to know? Do you think I have any special connection with a guy who turned me from a sassy southern chick to an angsty emo?

 

[Mystirious]

Emma: My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts...

Domino: Step the f*** off Quicksilver! Rogue is MY girl!

Kurt: Oh Wanda...
Wanda: Oh...oh...oh Pietro...
Kurt: What the fu...

 

[Panthro]

]

WOLVERINE: Is Bryan Singer returning to th X-Men franchise or not?! Answer me, dammit!
ROGUE: How the f*** am I supposed to know? Do you think I have any special connection with a guy who turned me from a sassy southern chick to an angsty emo?

 

[Panthro]

Emma: My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts...

Domino: Step the f*** off Quicksilver! Rogue is MY girl!

Kurt: Oh Wanda...
Wanda: Oh...oh...oh Pietro...
Kurt: What the fu...

The other ones were funny too guys.

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "I'll make love to you for 40 days and 40 nights if you complete but one simple task."
CYCLOPS: "What?"
JEAN: "You must get Christopher Nolan to direct a full on X-Men reboot."
CYCLOPS: "Hmm. This is gonna take a while..."

 

[ALittlePush]

Emma: Dear Diary: Jackpot.

 

[ALittlePush]

Rogue: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter.
Wolverine: I was curious!

 

[Panthro]

Rogue: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter.
Wolverine: I was curious!

Curiosity killed the cat, Logan.

 

[Panthro]

EMMA: "I knew she had cellulite! That's $20 bucks Wolverine owes me!"