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[Panthro]

Cyclops has cornered the writing/producing staff of Wolverine & the X-Men -

CYCLOPS: "****e out Wolverine at the expense of the X-Men as a wholre again, will you?! Prepare to die you dumbf***s!"
PRODUCER JOSH FINE [off camera]: "But-b-but we gave you an origin episode!"
CYCLOPS: "F*** you! F*** you and f*** your f***ing origin episode! You couldn't even do my origin right you worthless f***s! You think you can get away with misrepresenting me and my history?! You think you can get away with tricking people into thinking I was the laughingstock of the original 5?! That I needed Jean just to be competent?! F*** you! When you a**holes get to Hell, tell 'em Cyclops sent you! And another thing, you Kyle and Yost, your Hulk Vs. Thor feature sucked! No way can Thor get his ass handed to him that easily!"
CRAIG KYLE & CHRIS YOST [off camera]: "But... but it was a Bannerless Hulk and it was the more emotional of the two segments!"
CYCLOPS: "F*** that! You really think the fans care if it was the more emotional segment?! F*** you! You know damn well that fans are gonna base those segments on which hero had the better fight with Hulk! And it being a Bannerless Hulk doesn't mean diddly-s***! You've led countless new viewers into thinking that Thor is a pathetic loser who should just hang up his hammer and be a car salesman! You think having Thor say 'Have at thee!' shows you understand his character?! F*** you! You don't understand s*** about Thor! Any moron with a stack of Thor comics on his desk could steal lines like that you f***s! And another thing! Your audio commentaries on the DVDs SUCK!!!"

 

[Mystirious]

Thor: I say thee NAY! This is not the hammer.

.........

Thor: The hammer is my penis

Jean: Damn that felt good!
Emma: I know! What the hell have been fighting over Scott for all this time? So...round two?
Jean: Let me get my breath back first!

 

[Panthro]

Thor: I say thee NAY! This is not the hammer.

.........

Thor: The hammer is my penis

Jean: Damn that felt good!
Emma: I know! What the hell have been fighting over Scott for all this time? So...round two?
Jean: Let me get my breath back first!

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[Mystirious]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Praise from Ceasart:

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

Chris Evans was cast as Captain America, what the f***?!

 

[Panthro]

Chris Evans was cast as Captain America, what the f***?!

I wish Evans the best of luck, but still -

 

[Mystirious]

Domino: So Rogue...um, why are you staring at me like that?
Rogue: Ah am gonna F*** you like ah just got out of prison

Wolverine: My father was a drinker...and a FIEND. And one night he goes of a little CRAY-zier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that...NOT. ONE. BIT. So...ME watching...he takes the knife to her. Then he turns to me and says "WHY. SO. SERIOUS?". He comes at ME with the knife..."WHY. SO. SERIOUS?". He sticks the blade in my mouth..."Let's put a SMILE on that FACE". Annnnndddddddd....why so serious?

 

[Panthro]

Domino: So Rogue...um, why are you staring at me like that?
Rogue: Ah am gonna F*** you like ah just got out of prison

Wolverine: My father was a drinker...and a FIEND. And one night he goes of a little CRAY-zier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that...NOT. ONE. BIT. So...ME watching...he takes the knife to her. Then he turns to me and says "WHY. SO. SERIOUS?". He comes at ME with the knife..."WHY. SO. SERIOUS?". He sticks the blade in my mouth..."Let's put a SMILE on that FACE". Annnnndddddddd....why so serious?

 

[Panthro]

DOMINO: "Hey Rogue."
ROGUE: "What?"
DOMINO: "You've got a damn fine ass on you girl."
ROGUE: "Oh. Thank you."

WOLVERINE: "I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!"

 

[Panthro]

Apocalypse: "Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble. "

 

[Mystirious]

DOMINO: "Hey Rogue."
ROGUE: "What?"
DOMINO: "You've got a damn fine ass on you girl."
ROGUE: "Oh. Thank you."

WOLVERINE: "I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!"

 

[Mystirious]

Warren: Springtime...for Hitler...and Germany...

Xavier: X-men! Magneto is on the loose! Get me five teenagers wth attitude!

 

[Mystirious]

Magneto: Gotta have me my boat's and ho's

Wolverine: I DEFY PHYSICS!

Xavier: Oh god...smooth perfect skin...milky white hair...must...fight...the urges...

Storm: Wonder Token Powers Activate! Form of: An ethnic stereotype!

Wolverine: Alright Emma...I'm gonna ask ONE more time...WHERE is Kitty Pryde?

Emma: Which part of her?

 

[Panthro]

Thanks. Yours were funny too. Gotta love Springtime for Hitler, Power Ranges, and the ethnic stereotype.

Tell me, do you think I was being too mean with Cyclops cornering the Marvel writers?

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Hey Logan..."
WOLVERINE: "Yeah?"
CYCLOPS: "That was some pretty powerful s***..."
WOLVERINE: "Yeah it was, wasn't it? Good s***. Manly s***. High quality s***."
CYCLOPS: "Seriously, where'd you get that s*** from?"
WOLVERINE: "Dude said he came from a place called Asgard."

SCOTT: "No I will not come back for season 2! I don't care how much money you offer me, I'm done with this gig! I want out of my contract!"
XAVIER: "Now Scott, be reasonable. We're doing Age of Apocalypse next year, you know we can't do that storyline without you. They already showed you in your Tarzan from Hell costume."
SCOTT: "I don't care! Just substitute Nightcrawler, it'll have the same effect!"
LOGAN: "I don't know Summers, do you really think fans aren't gonna notice the difference?"
SCOTT: "F*** the so called fans! Most of them don't even read the goddamn comics! They only watch the damn movies or cartoons and just peruse the general history off the X-Men off the internet!"
XAVIER: "Scott, I know you're bitter about the lack of respect you got in season 1, but handled properly season 2 could be a big turn around for you-"
SCOTT: "Bulls***! You think these writers give a s*** what happens to me one way or the other?! These undereducated hypocritical idiots couldn't even do my origin right! What the f*** makes you think these idiots are capable of writing me in an AoA adaptation with anything resembling competence or integrity?! The only person other than Nightcrawler these idiots care about is Mr. Canadian Bacon back there and you know it!"
LOGAN: "Clearly the negotiations aren't going as well as we would have hoped."
XAVIER: "No s*** Sherlock."

 

[Mystirious]

Thanks. Yours were funny too. Gotta love Springtime for Hitler, Power Ranges, and the ethnic stereotype.

Tell me, do you think I was being too mean with Cyclops cornering the Marvel writers?

I think you were right on the money theret:

 

[Panthro]

I think you were right on the money theret:

Hehe. Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

ROGUE: "But Dom, I, I... after that night together, I thought I meant something to you! I love you! Don't you love me?"
DOMINO: "I did love you Rogue. Once. But that was another life."

WOLVERINE: "I'm coo-coo for Coco-Puffs!"

 

[Panthro]

ROGUE: "Here he is Dom."
DOMINO: "Okay, so, Wolvie, what are your qualifications?"

WOLVERINE: "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

I BELIIIIEEEEVE I CAN FLYYYYY... I BELIIIIEEEEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYY...

 

[ultimatefan]

ANNOUNCER: After being submitted to 36 hours of watching both Transformers movies in a loop, the experiment subject appears to have lost pretty much all of his brain´s synaptic connections and seems capable only of mumbling completely incoherent, nonsensical sentences... Or quoting lines from the movies, we´re not sure yet...

 

[Mystirious]

ROGUE: "But Dom, I, I... after that night together, I thought I meant something to you! I love you! Don't you love me?"
DOMINO: "I did love you Rogue. Once. But that was another life."

WOLVERINE: "I'm coo-coo for Coco-Puffs!"

t: Domino/Rogue fem-slash is fun and educational

And love the Wolverine one!

 

[ALittlePush]

Xavier: I’ve got a lovely little puppy in the backseat of car, would you like to come with me to have a look?

Wolverine: I can offer you 350.
Emma: The price is 500.
Wolverine: Damn, you’re expensive!
Emma: You get what you pay for.