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[ChaoticPsylocke]

i dont get that one. ^

 

[Dread]

i dont get that one. ^

MATRIX REVOLUTIONS reference, Neo vs. Agent Smith, final battle.

 

[Panthro]

Good Matrix reference BTW.

WOLVERINE: "Okay, so why am I the leader all of a sudden?"
XAVIER'S HEAD: "Because you're a man of character, a man of integrity, a man of the people, the people's champion, a hero who- ah who am I kidding, the only reason you're the leader is because Marvel is addicted to ****ing you out for as much money as they can get, regardless of whether or not other characters suffer as a result."
WOLVERINE: "Hmm. That makes sense."

 

[DJSCARLET]

Good Matrix reference BTW.

WOLVERINE: "Okay, so why am I the leader all of a sudden?"
XAVIER'S HEAD: "Because you're a man of character, a man of integrity, a man of the people, the people's champion, a hero who- ah who am I kidding, the only reason you're the leader is because Marvel is addicted to ****ing you out for as much money as they can get, regardless of whether or not other characters suffer as a result."
WOLVERINE: "Hmm. That makes sense."

FTW

 

[Panthro]

^Thanks.

WOLVERINE: "I Need An Adult!"

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: Kick your ****ing ass! I want you off the lab, you prick! No, don't just be sorry, THINK for one ****ing second! The **** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I ****ing walk arround - NO, SHUT THE **** UP, PETER! - Do I - NO! NO! DON'T SHUT ME UP! - Am I going to walk arround and rip your ****ing webs now? In the middle of the swing? Why the **** are you walking right threw... Ah, TADADADA like this in the lab? What the **** is it with you? WHAT DON'T YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND? You have any ****ing idea about how "Hey, it's ****ing distracting having someone walk behind Susan in the middle of an ****ing experiment!" GIVE ME ****ING AWSWER! What don't you get about it? OH, GOOD FOR YOU! AND HOW WAS IT?! I hope it was ****ing good Because it's useless now, isn't it? ****'s sake, man! You AMATEUR! Ben, do 'ya having something to be said to this prick? Well, someone should ****ing watch him and keep an eye on him! It's the second time, he doesn't give a **** about what's going on in front of the camera! Alright? I'm trying to ****ing do an ****ing scientific discovery here and I'm going "Why the **** is Spider-Man walking in here? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the experiment if you're doing that. Just walk of the ****ing lab, man. ****'s sake. Alright, let's go again. Let's not take a ****ing minute, LET'S GO AGAIN! Unless not having you ****ing WALKING IN! You're unbelievable, man. You're un****INGbelievable. Numberous times you're ****ing strobbing arround in the lab. I'm not gonna have a teammate behave like this. AH, you don't ****ing understand what's right working with explorers, that's what it is. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS, MAN! And I'm telling you - I'M NOT ASKING, I'M TELLING YOU, you wouldn't have done that otherwise - I wanna ****ing kick your ****ing ass! Now what, shut up for a second, alright? I'm going... You want me to go and ****ing trash your webs? DO I ****ING TRASH THEM? So why are you trashing my experiment? YOU ARE TRASHING MY EXPERIMENT! Do that one more time and I'm not ****ing walking on this building if you're still a member. I'm ****ing serious, you're a nice guy, you're a nice guy, but I don't cut with your ******** when you're ****ing arround like this on the Lab. Yeah, you might get it, Johnny, but he doesn't ****ing get it! You might - HE DOES NOT GET IT! No, I don't need any ****ing walking. He needs to STOP walking! I ain't the one walking! Let's get calm, let's put the suits and let's go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we're ****ing done professionaly. ****ing ass."

 

[Ratcrawler]

I didn't get that until the last sentence. Bravo.

 

[sniktsnakt]

That Bale rant was an insta-classic.

 

[slugzilla]

Rogue: "Gee Bobby, I sure love ridin' on your big cold sled....."

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Rat, snickt.

Rogue: "Gee Bobby, I sure love ridin' on your big cold sled....."

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "I drink your milkshake!"

 

[bored]

Iceman: Hey! Hey robot! Look over here! Look what I got! Guess who's gettin' LAID tonight?!

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: "Tonight, someone's gonna pay for treating me like crap in the movies! And that someone is gonna be either Tom Rothman or Avi Arad!"

 

[Panthro]

Dom: "Hey, we all know the deal - mission first, threesome later!"

WANDA: "And when I get that feelin' I need sexual healin'..."
NIGHTCRAWLER: "... "

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "She had breast REDUCTION?! That's like slapping God in the face for giving you a really awesome, wonderful gift!"
CYCLOPS: "She had back problems."

 

[protocida]

WOLVERINE: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD IT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD IT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Nobody grabs her ass but *ME*! Got that?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: What I can´t heal from?!? Overexposure, that´s what!!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: For the last f***ing time, I wasn´t in Van Helsing, okay?!? Hugh Jackman did it, I had nothing to do with that!!

 

[Rain]

i dont get that one. ^

Okay, maybe you'll get this one.

Warren Sr : Shoot the glass.

 

[ComicChick]

WOLVERINE: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD IT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

haha

 

[protocida]

 

[Panthro]

Good stuff UF.

Loved the Die Hard quote Rand.

ROGUE: "You do realize that if I touched you with my bare hand - among other BARE aspects of my body - I'd absorb your power & quite possibly put you in a coma, right?"
ICEMAN: "Baby, do you know how little action I get? A few weeks, hell, a few *years* in a coma would be worth it just to get some."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, cool one too!