Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Not_Sane]

thats a good one.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

ICEMAN: "So I hear that an orgasm is what made you fall through your bed into the common room."
KITTY: "That's a rumor!"

 

[Venomaniac]

WOLVERINE: WHY ISN'T THERE A MIDNIGHTERS 4?!

 

[Panthro]

KITTY: "Bobby, I don't know what's come over you but-"
ICEMAN: "You *came* all over me last night, remember?"

 

[ultimatefan]

ICEMAN: Damn, if Ellen Page was as hot as you, no "cure" would have made me stick with Anna Paquin...

 

[Venomaniac]

KITTY: "Is that an icicle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Panthro]

ICEMAN: Damn, if Ellen Page was as hot as you, no "cure" would have made me stick with Anna Paquin...

But I think Iceman can do better than Anna Pacquin.

 

[Panthro]

DOM: "People, people, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not argue over who killed who!"

 

[Panthro]

90s WOLVERINE: "We are the X-Men who say... NI!"
90s X-MEN: "NI! NI!! NI!!! NI!!!!"
90s WOLVERINE: "We will say NI to you again unless you bring us... a Shrubbery!

QUICKSILVER: "You want a Shrubbery?"
WOLVERINE: "NI! NI!! NI!!! NI!!!! NI!!!!!"
QUICKSILVER: "Okay okay! I'll get you a Shrubbery! Just please, stop saying that!"
WOLVERINE: "NI!!!!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Why the f*** is the quality of Marvel´s animated shows and features from the last twenty years or so nowhere nearly as consistent as DC´s? And if you say "Bruce Timm" I´ll cut your head off!!
QUICKSILVER: ...

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: Why the f*** is the quality of Marvel´s animated shows and features from the last twenty years or so nowhere nearly as consistent as DC´s? And if you say "Bruce Timm" I´ll cut your head off!!
QUICKSILVER: ...

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

EMMA FROST: "You know the difference between me and Jean Grey?"
SCOTT SUMMERS: "What?"
EMMA: "I'm not the least bit attracted to lone wolf bikers with mysterious pasts, bad attitudes and metal claws."
SCOTT: "Hmm..."
EMMA: "Do you find that appealing?"
SCOTT: "Now that you mention it - yeah, I kinda do."

Tell me which one of these is funnier -
Take 1 -

EMMA FROST: "Scott, listen, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take a telepath to see that all the problems of an oversexed cliched bad girl ice queen and a stoical leader with built in death rays just doesn't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."
SCOTT SUMMERS: "Gee Emma, all I wanted was a cup of coffee."

Take 2 -

SCOTT: "Emma, listen, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take a telepath to see that all the problems of an oversexed cliched bad girl ice queen and a stoical leader with built in death rays just doesn't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."
EMMA: "Okay, but we can still have meaningless sex, right?"
SCOTT: "Hmm... I don't see why not."

JEAN GREY: "Hey everybody, I'm finally gonna get laid tonight!"
ANGEL: "Score!"
ICEMAN: "Congratulations! Let us know how it goes, alright?"

JEAN GREY: "Good news, we got picked up for a 2nd season!"
ANGEL & ICEMAN: "Huzzah!"
JEAN: "And to celebrate, we're hittin' Tony Stark's House of Ribs!"

 

[Panthro]

DOM: "Okay now what's the problem?"
ROGUE: "He keeps making fun of my breasts!"
QUICKSILVER: "What breasts? You have no breasts. Go get some breasts, I'll make fun of them."
ROGUE: "Oh yeah?! Well... you're small in the pants! And that's the reason they say you're so quick in bed!"
QUICKSILVER: "That's a rumor!"
DOM: "Children, children, please!"

 

[Panthro]

ROGUE: "He keeps making fun of my inability to lose my virginity!"
QUICKSILVER: "Oh like who hasn't made fun of your inability to lose your virginity?"
DOM: "Children! Do I have to separate you two?!"

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "First, take a big step back... and literally, **** YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific ******** power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly ****ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the ****ing United Nations and get a ****ing binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, mother****er! I will massacre you! I WILL **** YOU UP!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff!!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Hey, just because I can heal from anything it does NOT mean I cannot have halitosis! It is harmless enough to go under the radar!
QUICKSILVER - Harmless from YOUR perspective, you mean...

 

[Panthro]

EMMA FROST: "Still bummed about being treated like a non-entity in the movies?"
SCOTT SUMMERS: "Yeah."
EMMA FROST: "Hang in there, you'll get your day."

EMMA FROST: "So what's the deal, Summers? You don't answer my letters/e-mails, you don't return my calls, I will not be ignored!"
SCOTT SUMMERS: "I think you're overreacting."
EMMA: "Overreacting? 2 weeks of silence after that really wonderful, magical night we had together?!"
SCOTT: "Emma, we went out for coffee."

Take 2 -

EMMA: "Scott, I don't know what's come over you but-"
SCOTT: "You *came* all over me last night, remember?"

 

[Panthro]

90s WOLVERINE: "Yeah, we're from the 1990s. And you know something? We can still kick your asses."

CURRENT WOLVERINE: "Damn it, he's right."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

EMMA FROST: Hey, my eyes are up here!
SCOTT: C´mon, I have to wear these f***ing glasses all the time or I blow up everything around me, and I can´t see any f***ing colors but quartz red, so cut me some f***ing slack, will ya?!?

 

[protocida]

QUICKSILVER: You're one of those close talkers, aren't you?

WOLVERINE: AND I'M ONE OF THOSE LOUD TALKERS AS WELL!

(Credits to someone from the Iron Man caption thread).

 

[Panthro]

EMMA FROST: Hey, my eyes are up here!
SCOTT: C´mon, I have to wear these f***ing glasses all the time or I blow up everything around me, and I can´t see any f***ing colors but quartz red, so cut me some f***ing slack, will ya?!?

 

[Panthro]

90s CYCLOPS: "Mister, I've only got one thing to say to you. You Suck."

EMMA FROST: "Oh don't listen to him honey, he's just jealous because the 1990s are over."

EVOLUTION CYCLOPS: "No, he's right, you do suck. I mean you really do suck. I mean seriously, you couldn't even handle one basic training simulation or zap Magneto when he was like 5 feet in front of you. And Wolverine played you like a fiddle. You wouldn't last 5 minutes in the ring with our 90s counterpart. I mean good Lord, I'm only 18 and I could easily kick your ass."

EMMA FROST: "Honey-"
CURRENT CYCLOPS: "Emma, give it up. They're right. I do suck. At this point the best I can hope for is to get killed off early next season and be put out of my misery."
EMMA: "Well then what the Hell am I gonna have to do without you to blatantly seduce?"
CURRENT CYCLOPS: "I'm sure you'll find something to amuse yourself. Like porn."
EMMA: "Hmm... porn IS tempting..."

 

[Panthro]

ROGUE: "Quite the pick up artist, aren't you?"
ANGEL: "I've had years of practice."