Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS :]: You know, we should give out some of those diamonds to Sony so they can beef up the Spider-Man reboot´s budg...
JEAN: If you do that I swear I´ll make you believe you´re Rupaul for the rest of your life!!

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS :]: You know, we should give out some of those diamonds to Sony so they can beef up the Spider-Man reboot´s budg...
JEAN: If you do that I swear I´ll make you believe you´re Rupaul for the rest of your life!!

Jealous much Jean?

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "But what about all those things you said in private?"
SCOTT: "That's what we call pillow talk, baby."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Never take pillow talk seriously Jean...

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: If I die, do you promise to never be with anyone ever again?
SCOTT: But Emma´s waiting for right now wearing her neglig... Huh, I mean, yeah baby, of course!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: If I die, do you promise to never be with anyone ever again?
SCOTT: But Emma´s waiting for right now wearing her neglig... Huh, I mean, yeah baby, of course!

 

[YoungE808]

Jean: And then, Wolverine had his way with me...
Scott: Man, look at that ripe breast.

 

[Ratcrawler]

Wolverine: ICEMAN! ENCIRCLE THAT THAT FULLY MOBILE SENTINEL WITH A REALLY FLIMSY LOOKING ICE RAMP AND GET AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE! BEAST! PUNCH THE SIDE OF ITS INCREDIBLY DURABLE LOOKING HEAD AND NOT--I REPEAT, NOT-- THE SENSORS ON IT'S FACE! ANGEL! HOVER AMBIVALENTLY IN FRONT OF IT!

Cyclops: Logan, I realize you're the leader now, and I'm a really incompetent shadow of the strategist I'm supposed to be, but those all seem like really lousy--

Wolverine: ICEMAN! DO THE SAME POINTLESS COMMAND I GAVE THAT DIDN'T WORK TO THAT SENTINEL OVER THERE! STORM! I REALIZE YOU JUST REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS FROM THAT ENERGY BLAST AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS BATTLE--EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE CLEARLY WARNED BY THE SENTINEL THAT ATTACKED YOU-- BUT I NEED YOU TO GET HIT AGAIN IN THE EXACT SAME WAY BY HOVERING IN FRONT OF IT'S GLOWING PALM!

Cyclops: Why doesn't Iceman just freeze their feet to the ground while storm flies overhead and shoots lightening at their towering, metal bodies--?

Wolverine: Zip it, Summers! I'M in charge now! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

 

[Panthro]

Wolverine: ICEMAN! ENCIRCLE THAT THAT FULLY MOBILE SENTINEL WITH A REALLY FLIMSY LOOKING ICE RAMP AND GET AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE! BEAST! PUNCH THE SIDE OF ITS INCREDIBLY DURABLE LOOKING HEAD AND NOT--I REPEAT, NOT-- THE SENSORS ON IT'S FACE! ANGEL! HOVER AMBIVALENTLY IN FRONT OF IT!

Cyclops: Logan, I realize you're the leader now, and I'm a really incompetent shadow of the strategist I'm supposed to be, but those all seem like really lousy--

Wolverine: ICEMAN! DO THE SAME POINTLESS COMMAND I GAVE THAT DIDN'T WORK TO THAT SENTINEL OVER THERE! STORM! I REALIZE YOU JUST REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS FROM THAT ENERGY BLAST AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS BATTLE--EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE CLEARLY WARNED BY THE SENTINEL THAT ATTACKED YOU-- BUT I NEED YOU TO GET HIT AGAIN IN THE EXACT SAME WAY BY HOVERING IN FRONT OF IT'S GLOWING PALM!

Cyclops: Why doesn't Iceman just freeze their feet to the ground while storm flies overhead and shoots lightening at their towering, metal bodies--?

Wolverine: Zip it, Summers! I'M in charge now! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

 

[ultimatefan]

Awesome one indeed!

 

[ultimatefan]

Awesome one indeed!

 

[ultimatefan]

SENTINEL: That giant robot hater Tom Rothman can kiss our ass!

 

[Panthro]

SENTINEL: That giant robot hater Tom Rothman can kiss our ass!

 

[Panthro]

SENTINEL: "King Kong ain't got s*** on me!"

 

[Panthro]

ICEMAN: "I can't believe we're finally fighting a Decepticon!"
ANGEL: "Iceman these aren't Decepticons-"
BEAST: "Shh! This has been his fantasy since he was 8 years old! Don't spoil it for him!"

 

[Panthro]

ICEMAN: "Oh man, this really isn't working out the way we hoped it would! What do we do now?!"

GREEN LANTERN: "Oh for crying out loud... step aside you putzes, let a professional show you how to defeat an army of giant robots!"

 

[Panthro]

LOGAN: "Ow!"

LOGAN: "Ow! I'm tellin' you Summers- Ow! You can blast me all you- Ow! Want but- Ow! But I'll just- Ow! Get back up- Ow! Again because of my healing factor! Ow!"

GREEN LANTERN: "Here Cyclops, I'll help you out! Merry Christmas in advance, biotch!"
WOLVERINE: "Aw snap- Ow!" [gets zapped by green beam]

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: "I am the Ultimate Female Bad-Ass!"

JEAN: "No, I am!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff, especially the Decepticons one!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Sorry, we decided to reboot the show for the second season, you´ll be replaced by Firefox and Iceman and it will be called Wolverine And His Amazing Friends!
EMMA: He´s not being serious, is he?
CYCLOPS: At this point, I don´t know anymore...

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: Sorry, we decided to reboot the show for the second season, you´ll be replaced by Firefox and Iceman and it will be called Wolverine And His Amazing Friends!
EMMA: He´s not being serious, is he?
CYCLOPS: At this point, I don´t know anymore...

I think you meant Firestar.

 

[Panthro]

XAVIER'S HEAD: "I have come to tell you the secret of Soylent Green..."
CYCLOPS: "It's people?"
XAVIER'S HEAD: "Damn it, you spoiled my whole presentation!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Yeah yeah yeah, they´re all the same...

Great reference!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: Isn´t there something just like that in The Power Rangers?
WOLVERINE: Shut up, wanna be sued?