Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

EMMA: "Kill 'em! Kill 'em for me, Marv!"
CYCLOPS: "I wont let ya down, Goldie."

Or, try it X-Men-ized and see which is funnier -

EMMA: "Kill 'em! Kill 'em for me, Cycke!"
CYCLOPS: "I won't let ya down, Frosty."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

EMMA: Everybody´s been real nice.
CYCLOPS: Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!

 

[Panthro]

EMMA: Everybody´s been real nice.
CYCLOPS: Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "There's only one thing to do now. Bring out the gimp."
EMMA: "...."

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops & Beast being forced to watch Superman: Brainiac Attacks

CYCLOPS: "I can feel my IQ getting lower by the minute!"
BEAST: "Likewise!"

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Wait, wait, I'm confused. You'd rather look at some really buff guy's super ripped abs of steel, but you'd rather run your hands over the beer belly of some obese guy?"
EMMA: "Shut up. It's not my fault that what is pleasing to the eyes is often different from what is pleasing to the touch."

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "No pulse. He's dead. I was afraid of this."
STORM: "Afraid of what?"
WOLVERINE: "He committed suicide just so he could get out of doing season 2."
BEAST: "But we were going to do Age of Apocalypse next year! We even did that shot of him in his Tarzan From Hell costume! How are we gonna do that storyline without him?"
WOLVERINE: "There's only one thing we can do. We'll substitute Colossus for Cycke and hope nobody notices the difference. Cycke would have wanted it that way."
ICEMAN: "I don't know Wolvie. Don't you think fans will notice the difference?"
WOLVERINE: "If they could get away with substituting Beta Ray Bill for the Silver Surfer in Planet Hulk, I think we can substitute Colossus for Cycke."

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "But what happened to Zed?"
SCOTT: "Zed's dead, honey. Zed's dead."

 

[Mystirious]

Cyclops: Emma, I don't know how to tell you this but...remember last thursday night?

Emma: When you hancuffed me to the headboard and...

Cyclops: yeah, that Thursday night. Well, I was at the doctors for the results of my Legacy Virus check up and...you MAY want to sit down for this...you'll look back on this and laugh honest...

Cyclops: Sweet Zombie Jesus! What is Logan DOING to Jubilee?

Beast: Oh my stars and garters...I think that's illegal in 48 states

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: Emma, I don't know how to tell you this but...remember last thursday night?

Emma: When you hancuffed me to the headboard and...

Cyclops: yeah, that Thursday night. Well, I was at the doctors for the results of my Legacy Virus check up and...you MAY want to sit down for this...you'll look back on this and laugh honest...

Cyclops: Sweet Zombie Jesus! What is Logan DOING to Jubilee?

Beast: Oh my stars and garters...I think that's illegal in 48 states

I always knew there was something not kosher going on between Wolverine & Jubilee.

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: Emma, I don't know how to tell you this but...remember last thursday night?

Emma: When you hancuffed me to the headboard and...

Cyclops: yeah, that Thursday night. Well, I was at the doctors for the results of my Legacy Virus check up and...you MAY want to sit down for this...you'll look back on this and laugh honest...

Cyclops: Sweet Zombie Jesus! What is Logan DOING to Jubilee?

Beast: Oh my stars and garters...I think that's illegal in 48 states

I always knew there was something not kosher going on between Wolverine & Jubilee.

 

[Mystirious]

I always knew there was something not kosher going on between Wolverine & Jubilee.

A half naked canadian mountain man and a teenage mall-rat? If I may quote from Batman Forever: it just raises too many questions.

Their even on TV Tropes I recently discovered. Under the Unfortunate Implications section.

 

[Panthro]

Disturbing to say the least.

JEAN GREY: "Hey great threesome guys! Angel, your technique has come a long way since our first session!"
ANGEL: "Thanks! High five!"

 

[Panthro]

Speaking of Jubilee, I've been meaning to do this caption for ages -

JUBILEE: "Oh please please please please pretty please let me be part of the show! I swear I'll behave myself and I won't annoy anybody! Promise! Please, I really need this gig! I haven't had any role or relevance since the 90s! Please?"

WOLVERINE: "Hmm... no."
KITTY PRYDE: "Yeah, go back to the 90s! The position of cute funny spunky girl sidekick has already been taken! And I'm the original spunky girl sidekick anyway!"

 

[Mystirious]

Speaking of Jubilee, I've been meaning to do this caption for ages -

JUBILEE: "Oh please please please please pretty please let me be part of the show! I swear I'll behave myself and I won't annoy anybody! Promise! Please, I really need this gig! I haven't had any role or relevance since the 90s! Please?"

WOLVERINE: "Hmm... no."
KITTY PRYDE: "Yeah, go back to the 90s! The position of cute funny spunky girl sidekick has already been taken! And I'm the original spunky girl sidekick anyway!"

LOL poor Jubilee.

Forge's grin makes him look like such an a**hole in this context...

 

[Panthro]

LOL poor Jubilee.

Forge's grin makes him look like such an a**hole in this context...

Poor Jubilee indeed.

And yeah, he does look like an a--hole in this context.

 

[Mystirious]

Cyclops: Hot redhead on my arm. Billions in diamonds at my feet. Who's laughing now Logan? Huh? Gonna cry? You gonna cry champ?

Apocalypse: Friends, romans, countrymen lend me your ears! I come to bury the last shreds of Cyclops credibility, not to praise him!

Cyclops: Think of the money...think of the money...think of the money...

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: Hot redhead on my arm. Billions in diamonds at my feet. Who's laughing now Logan? Huh? Gonna cry? You gonna cry champ?

Apocalypse: Friends, romans, countrymen lend me your ears! I come to bury the last shreds of Cyclops credibility, not to praise him!

Cyclops: Think of the money...think of the money...think of the money...

 

[Mystirious]

His monthly stipend is the only thing that stops Cyclops taking a gun to his head every time he sees the name "Wolverine" above the words "And the X-Men"

 

[Mystirious]

Polaris: I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes. The carpet does match the drapes.

 

[Panthro]

His monthly stipend is the only thing that stops Cyclops taking a gun to his head every time he sees the name "Wolverine" above the words "And the X-Men"

No doubt, the poor fellow.

Man, got writers' block all of sudden with this thread.

Polaris: I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes. The carpet does match the drapes.

Hehehehehehehehe

I knew it!

 

[Mystirious]

hehehehehehehehe

I knew it!

You want to know the scary part? That's in colour AND length

 

[Panthro]

That is scary.

DOMINO: "So who is she Rogue?"
ROGUE: "Her name is Kitty. Kitty Pryde. I'm sorry Dom, but we're happy together."
DOMINO: "Good. I... I want you to be happy. But just so you know, I'm always here if you need me. And if I ever hear that she's not doing right by you, I swear I will personally hunt her down and teach her a lesson or two."
ROGUE: "I'm sure you will."

 

[Mystirious]

Awwwww. Domino takes care of her lady :heart:

Who knew that Rogue was such a cradle robber though?

Wolverine: Damn. He's been shot. Don't worry bub...we'll avenge your death

Cyclops: Hey...your holding...a smoking gun...

SNIKT

Wolverine: DAMN. he has VERY TRAGICALLY died before he can name his killer.

Iceman: But...

SNIKT

Iceman: Um I mean...the killer can't have gotten far

Wolverine: (Looking at Iceman intently) Yeah. I'll bet he'll kill again too