Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Mystirious]

Cyclops: So we're agreed then?

Wolverine: Agreed. I get Jean, you get the blonde and we switch every other week

Cyclops: Shouln't we ask THEM about this first?

Wolverine: That's what rohypnol is FOR slim

Hulk: Hulk want know where Jeph Loeb is! Hulk wish make complaint about poor pacing and charcacterisation in Hulk comic series.

Wolverine: What the fu...

What Jean is really thinking: Take me. Take me Logan...

What Cyclops is really thinking: Take me. Take me Logan...

Emma: Well. I see that hair colour IS natural...

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: So we're agreed then?

Wolverine: Agreed. I get Jean, you get the blonde and we switch every other week

Cyclops: Shouln't we ask THEM about this first?

Wolverine: That's what rohypnol is FOR slim

Hulk: Hulk want know where Jeph Loeb is! Hulk wish make complaint about poor pacing and charcacterisation in Hulk comic series.

Wolverine: What the fu...

What Jean is really thinking: Take me. Take me Logan...

What Cyclops is really thinking: Take me. Take me Logan...

Emma: Well. I see that hair colour IS natural...

 

[Mystirious]

Glad you liked them Panthro!

 

[Panthro]

ARCHANGEL: "Where are they?! Where are they?! Answer me, woman!"
JEAN GREY: "Warren, I swear, for the last time, I didn't steal your Green Lantern comics! You know I've always been more of a Flash fan!"

 

[Mystirious]

So very LOL-worthy

 

[Mystirious]

Gambit: How old are you?

Polaris: 16...

Gambit: 18? Alrrrriiiiggghhhtt

Polaris: O_O

Cyclops: Say "What" again mother ****er I DARE you, I DOUBLE dare you!

Worthington Sr: We've been...cancelled!?

Angel: I warned you this would happen. God damn Disney...

Quicksilver: So...I hear your Bi now. Does that mean I can watch while you and Domino....

Rogue: Fer the last time I AINT Anna Paquin and I a gonna kick your...

Domino: Whoa there...settle down Rogue...

Rogue: I am out of this Brotherhood. Quicksilver's a creep, Toad's a moron and Blob and Avalanche keep waking me up with their midnight loving...you know how hard it is to sleep through that?!

Domino: Wait, hold on. What if I put on the costume?

Rogue: What cos...

Domino: Look at my Steam-Punk hotness!

Rogue: BEDROOM. NOW.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

LOGAN: Great, my first solo movie sucked and now this show is getting cancelled? That´s totally unfair, bub!
CYCLOPS: Seriously, YOU are complaining to ME about how you´ve been treated? Can´t you see the irony of that?
LOGAN: Iron Man 2 opens in two weeks, he´s doing fine for all I know.
CYCLOPS: ...

 

[Panthro]

Gambit: How old are you?

Polaris: 16...

Gambit: 18? Alrrrriiiiggghhhtt

Polaris: O_O

Cyclops: Say "What" again mother ****er I DARE you, I DOUBLE dare you!

Worthington Sr: We've been...cancelled!?

Angel: I warned you this would happen. God damn Disney...

Quicksilver: So...I hear your Bi now. Does that mean I can watch while you and Domino....

Rogue: Fer the last time I AINT Anna Paquin and I a gonna kick your...

Domino: Whoa there...settle down Rogue...

Rogue: I am out of this Brotherhood. Quicksilver's a creep, Toad's a moron and Blob and Avalanche keep waking me up with their midnight loving...you know how hard it is to sleep through that?!

Domino: Wait, hold on. What if I put on the costume?

Rogue: What cos...

Domino: Look at my Steam-Punk hotness!

Rogue: BEDROOM. NOW.

And thanks.

 

[Panthro]

LOGAN: Great, my first solo movie sucked and now this show is getting cancelled? That´s totally unfair, bub!
CYCLOPS: Seriously, YOU are complaining to ME about how you´ve been treated? Can´t you see the irony of that?
LOGAN: Iron Man 2 opens in two weeks, he´s doing fine for all I know.
CYCLOPS: ...

 

[Panthro]

ARCHANGEL: "Dead or Alive, you're coming with me."
JEAN GREY: "How about I flash you and you pretend you didn't find me?"
ARCHANGEL: "Let me keep your underwear and we have a deal."
JEAN: "What exactly are you gonna do with my... underwear?"
ARCHANGEL: "That's for me to know and you to find out. Now start stripping girly girl."

 

[Mystirious]

Xavier: Ahhhh...can't...take it...any more...can't do this flashback scene AGAIN! I mean every damn episode...

Storm: I'm happy. It's the only way I ever get any screen time

 

[Panthro]

Xavier: Ahhhh...can't...take it...any more...can't do this flashback scene AGAIN! I mean every damn episode...

Storm: I'm happy. It's the only way I ever get any screen time

 

[Panthro]

LOGAN: "So what's the deal with Aquaman? Can he go on land or is he restricted just to water?"
CYCLOPS: "No I've seen him go on land a couple of times."

 

[Mystirious]

Cyclops: Jean I...I have some bad news. You're..you're dying.

Jean: Dying? Dying of what?

Cyclops: Of...SHAME. At having appeared in X-Men 3: The Last Stand.

Jean: Is...is there anything that can be done?

Cyclops: Well, the doctors are trying to get X-Men 4 greenlit with Bryan Singer but it's not looking good.

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: Jean I...I have some bad news. You're..you're dying.

Jean: Dying? Dying of what?

Cyclops: Of...SHAME. At having appeared in X-Men 3: The Last Stand.

Jean: Is...is there anything that can be done?

Cyclops: Well, the doctors are trying to get X-Men 4 greenlit with Bryan Singer but it's not looking good.

 

[Mystirious]

Thank you Panthro! I loved your ones as well

 

[Mystirious]

Wolerine: (Singing) Perhaps it's time she dissapeared...she'd never be missed. I could...murder her! Murder her! Murder her! Murder her!

Cyclops: God damn it Logan, that's your solution to everything...

Magneto My fellow Genoshans. Lsten to me. I did not have sexual relations with these women.

Iceman: Um...you guys just drove past my house...

Beast: Mmmm. Tell me Bobby, have you ever seen the movie "Hostel"?

Iceman: Nah, I missed that one when it came out

Beast: Then this'll all be new to you

Rogue: Alright, seriously y'all. Ya need to start talking about your problems. All this friction is tearng the brotherhood apart

Domino: Look at Rogue and me. I don't get all sullen and mopey when she calls me "Gambit" or "Kitty Pryde" in bed.

Rogue: Now. Are you two gonna start actually talking about your problems?

Avalanche:....he never takes me anywhere nice anymore

Blob: We're WANTED FIGITIVES!

Avalanch:I think you just don't want to be seen with me!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROGUE: Hi, Marvel Animation executives! If you be so kind as to renew our show, I promise I´ll pull down the ring on Domino´s cleavage!

BLOB:Renew it renew it RENEW IT!!!

 

[Panthro]

Wolerine: (Singing) Perhaps it's time she dissapeared...she'd never be missed. I could...murder her! Murder her! Murder her! Murder her!

Cyclops: God damn it Logan, that's your solution to everything...

Magneto My fellow Genoshans. Lsten to me. I did not have sexual relations with these women.

Iceman: Um...you guys just drove past my house...

Beast: Mmmm. Tell me Bobby, have you ever seen the movie "Hostel"?

Iceman: Nah, I missed that one when it came out

Beast: Then this'll all be new to you

Rogue: Alright, seriously y'all. Ya need to start talking about your problems. All this friction is tearng the brotherhood apart

Domino: Look at Rogue and me. I don't get all sullen and mopey when she calls me "Gambit" or "Kitty Pryde" in bed.

Rogue: Now. Are you two gonna start actually talking about your problems?

Avalanche:....he never takes me anywhere nice anymore

Blob: We're WANTED FIGITIVES!

Avalanch:I think you just don't want to be seen with me!

 

[Mystirious]

Jean: Oh...oh thank god. I'm still in the coma. This is all just a crazy dream. I mean I was pretty sure when Scott told me WOLVERINE was leading the X-men but this...this proves it.

 

[Panthro]

Jean: Oh...oh thank god. I'm still in the coma. This is all just a crazy dream. I mean I was pretty sure when Scott told me WOLVERINE was leading the X-men but this...this proves it.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Oh my God... you're voiced by Jennifer Hale in this version?! That is so cool!"
JEAN: "Yes, yes it is."
CYCLOPS: "Cause you know, she's so cool!"
JEAN: "Yes. Yes she is."
CYCLOPS: "You know she was Black Cat in the 90s Spider-Man show?"
JEAN: "Yeah, I saw that on her IMDB profile."
CYCLOPS: "You know it's funny, that was one of the few times where she voiced the blonde instead of the red head, cause she's usually the red head like Giganta on Justice League or Sam on Totally Spies... or Mary-Jane in that awful Spider-Man Unlimited! Lousy show but still having her as MJ was a stroke of genius."
JEAN: "Um, yes, yes it was."
CYCLOPS: "Hey, have you met her? Could you get me her autograph? Would you? Cause that would be so cool... cause she's cool you know."
JEAN: "Well, I guess I could ask her to do that." [pause] "You don't want it personally written to you do you?"
CYCLOPS: "Oh no, no no, that's not necessary, just her signature would do."
JEAN: "Um, Scott?"
CYCLOPS: "Yes Jen? I mean Jean?"
JEAN: "Yeah, you know, this whole thing about Jennifer Hale..."
CYCLOPS: "What about it Jen? I mean- Jean."
JEAN: "That. Exactly that. I'm starting to think you have kind of a stalker crush thing going on for her."
CYCLOPS: "Oh that's silly! How did you get such a silly idea in your head Jen? I mean Jean- oh damn it..."
JEAN: "Get out. Get out right now. I'd like to be alone now."
CYCLOPS: "Okay Jen. Jean! Oh snap-"
JEAN: "OUT!!!"

 

[Mystirious]

Cyclops: Redefining "Creepy" for the new decade!