Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Mystirious]

Xavier: I am the great and terrible Oz!

Cyclops: Oh god...he's doing that...THING again

Wolverine: Just don't look at him. If we ignore him he'll stop

Cyclops: You want answers?!

Xavier: I want the truth

Cyclops: The truth?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Jean: WOW. That was just...how did you learn to do that thing with your tongue?

Emma: practice. Now...I don't want you bragging about this to all the other X-Men

Jean: My lips are sealed. Unlike yours were a minute ago...

Emma: (Death glare)

Jean: Right, okay. No bragging

(Five minutes later)

Jean: Just who just got lucky with Emma Frost!

Angel: Way to go Jean!

Jean: I know! And I got it all on video tape too!

Cyclops: Was...was she better than me?

Emma: Oh Scott. Do you want an honest answer or an answer you'd like to hear?

Cyclops:...

Emma: She was. She did unspeakable things to me. Things you never could.

Cyclops: (Weeping uncontrollably)

Emma: That's it...cry. Great, more emo. That REALLY makes you more attractive Scott.

 

[Panthro]

Xavier: I am the great and terrible Oz!

Cyclops: Oh god...he's doing that...THING again

Wolverine: Just don't look at him. If we ignore him he'll stop

Cyclops: You want answers?!

Xavier: I want the truth

Cyclops: The truth?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Jean: WOW. That was just...how did you learn to do that thing with your tongue?

Emma: practice. Now...I don't want you bragging about this to all the other X-Men

Jean: My lips are sealed. Unlike yours were a minute ago...

Emma: (Death glare)

Jean: Right, okay. No bragging

(Five minutes later)

Jean: Just who just got lucky with Emma Frost!

Angel: Way to go Jean!

Jean: I know! And I got it all on video tape too!

Cyclops: Was...was she better than me?

Emma: Oh Scott. Do you want an honest answer or an answer you'd like to hear?

Cyclops:...

Emma: She was. She did unspeakable things to me. Things you never could.

Cyclops: (Weeping uncontrollably)

Emma: That's it...cry. Great, more emo. That REALLY makes you more attractive Scott.

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

Sorry, normally I'd use the laughing emoticons but I think there are too many pictures for that.

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Oh Scott, they canceled our show..."
SCOTT: "Yeah, isn't it great? I'm free of their stupid emo mis-characterization and their stupid Breakdown episode and their leftover Matrix trench coat!"
JEAN: "But I never had a chance to be a character! I was just a plot device!"
SCOTT: "Oh... right, I forgot about that. Sorry honey."

JEAN [thinking]: "Hmm, something not quite right about the way Scott's hugging me. After all these months apart he should be damn near ready to tear my clothes off and love me like a 2 dollar- wait a minute... oh God... oh no! With this hug... Scott's banishing me to the Friends Zone!"

JEAN'S IPOD: "Cause every time we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss I reach for the sky... can't you hear my heart beat so? I want you to know I need you in my life..."
CYCLOPS'S IPOD: "Whether you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk. Music loud women warm I've been kicked around since I was born. Now it's alright, it's okay, I live to see another day, we can try to understand the New York Time's effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah ha ah ha. Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. Ah ha ah ha. Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive. Well then c'mon. Well now I get a low and I get high and if I can't get either I really try. Got those wings of Heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose..."

CYCLOPS: "Oh Jennifer Hale..."
JEAN: "Oh Nolan North..."

 

[Mystirious]

I love Scott's ongoing stalker-crush on Jennifer Hale

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

XAVIER: Sorry, but it´s true, the show is cancelled.
CYCLOPS: So, can I finally stop pretending to be an incapable wuss who passively accepts being second fodder to Wolverine?
XAVIER: I don´t see why not.

CYCLOPS: Thank God.

 

[Mystirious]

Jean: Shouldn't we do something about these razor sharp diamonds raining down on the city now?

Cyclops: Eh. Let the Avengers deal with it

 

[Panthro]

Jean: Shouldn't we do something about these razor sharp diamonds raining down on the city now?

Cyclops: Eh. Let the Avengers deal with it

Hehehehehehe

Glad you enjoy Scott's stalker crush on Jennifer Hale. t:

 

[Panthro]

BLOB: "I am not giving you my code."
AVALANCHE: "I'll bet I can guess it."
BLOB: "Yeah, right."
AVALANCHE: "Ah, all right, yeah... Let's see... Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Let's go deeper... What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptation."
BLOB: "Uh..."
AVALANCHE: "But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no... Yours is a sweet tooth."
BLOB: "I gotta go."
AVALANCE: "Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master... The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon... Ovaltine!? Hershey!? Nestle Quick!?"
BLOB [running away]: "Shut up!"

 

[Mystirious]

Those made me LOL so very hard

 

[TheVelvetOnion]

what episode features the original line up?

 

[Panthro]

what episode features the original line up?

Breakdown. But it's pretty crappy.

 

[Mystirious]

Jean: No...leave the mask on. I like it better that way...

Cyclops: O_O

Cyclops: GAH! Oh Storm...I was just having this horrifying dream. I was a whiny loser who couldn't do anything right and Wolverine was leading the X-Men instead of me.

Storm: How awful!

Wolverine: Back down slim. I'm in charge of this team. And I'm the writers beloved pet character. My word is law.

Cyclops: Curse you and your compelling arguements! You are infallible in every way!

90s Cyclops: Alright, I've had about all of this **** I can take.

Wolverine: IT BURNS!

90s Cyclops: Ah, now that's cathartic

 

[Indie]

XAVIER: Sorry, but it´s true, the show is cancelled.
CYCLOPS: So, can I finally stop pretending to be an incapable wuss who passively accepts being second fodder to Wolverine?
XAVIER: I don´t see why not.

CYCLOPS: Thank God.

lol!

 

[Panthro]

Jean: No...leave the mask on. I like it better that way...

Cyclops: O_O

Cyclops: GAH! Oh Storm...I was just having this horrifying dream. I was a whiny loser who couldn't do anything right and Wolverine was leading the X-Men instead of me.

Storm: How awful!

Wolverine: Back down slim. I'm in charge of this team. And I'm the writers beloved pet character. My word is law.

Cyclops: Curse you and your compelling arguements! You are infallible in every way!

90s Cyclops: Alright, I've had about all of this **** I can take.

Wolverine: IT BURNS!

90s Cyclops: Ah, now that's cathartic

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Steady Scott, steady, try not to **** yourself this time."
CYCLOPS: ""

STORM: "Something wrong?"
CYCLOPS: "Oh no, no... just dreaming I was Green Lantern."
STORM: "Which one?"
CYCLOPS: "Hal Jordan."
STORM: "The one who turned into a kind of Dark Phoenix knock off with Parallax."
CYCLOPS: "Do not speak of that storyline!"

WOLVERINE: "Dude, seriously, you look like a Gambit knock off, even if you were created roughly 30 some years before him."
CYCLOPS: "F*** you."

90s Cyclops: "Ready... Aim..."

90s Cyclops: "Fire!"
Wolverine: "Ow! You can't- Ow! Do this- Ow! To Me! Ow! Just who the- Ow! Hell do you- Ow! Think you- Ow! Are?!"
90s Cyclops: "What are you dense? Are you ******ed? I'm the Goddamn 90s Cyclops!"

 

[Mystirious]

Don't ever mess with 90s Cyclops

 

[ALittlePush]

90s Cyclops: Is anyone missing a pair of eyes? I have a pair of eyes next to me, is anyone missing them?

 

[Panthro]

Yeah, don't mess with 90s Cyclops.

90s Cyclops: Is anyone missing a pair of eyes? I have a pair of eyes next to me, is anyone missing them?

 

[Mystirious]

Jean: No, seriously. It's only this big.

Wolverine: Damn...no wonder Cyclops is so Emo all the time in this series. Poor guy...

Beast: NO! No Magneto! These are my ho's! You want them, you go through me!

Angel: I am so not comfortable with this...

Angel: Not really blonde, are you? More dirty blonde I'd say. I'm going to call you...Sabrina.

Emma: I don't like where this is going...

Domino: You're sure about this?

Rogue: If we're gonna be together you've gotta get to know my friends. And Iceman may be kinda a **** but ah've forgiven him for what happened with Kitty. And ah think you should too

Domino: Alright sweetie. But if he does anything weird like last time...

Rogue: Please. Bobby may be dumb but he's as normal as you or I

Iceman: Oh frozen Forge corpse...no one must ever know of our forbidden love...

Domino: O_O

Rogue: If you say "Told ya so" you won't be gettin any sex for a month

 

[Panthro]

Jean: No, seriously. It's only this big.

Wolverine: Damn...no wonder Cyclops is so Emo all the time in this series. Poor guy...

Beast: NO! No Magneto! These are my ho's! You want them, you go through me!

Angel: I am so not comfortable with this...

Angel: Not really blonde, are you? More dirty blonde I'd say. I'm going to call you...Sabrina.

Emma: I don't like where this is going...

Domino: You're sure about this?

Rogue: If we're gonna be together you've gotta get to know my friends. And Iceman may be kinda a **** but ah've forgiven him for what happened with Kitty. And ah think you should too

Domino: Alright sweetie. But if he does anything weird like last time...

Rogue: Please. Bobby may be dumb but he's as normal as you or I

Iceman: Oh frozen Forge corpse...no one must ever know of our forbidden love...

Domino: O_O

Rogue: If you say "Told ya so" you won't be gettin any sex for a month

OUCH

 

[Mystirious]

Rogue is tough but fair

 

[Mystirious]

Storm: There's...there's no easy way to say this Scott but...well there was a coplication in the surgery

Cyclops: A cmplication?

Storm: Yes. You see...the doctors went in to remove your appendix but they made a mistake

Cyclops: A mistake? What did they remove?!

Storm: It's...it's your personality Scott. They removed all trace of your personality. For the next twenty three episodes you'll be a bland, vageuly emo guy who only exists to complain and be proven wrong so that Wolverine may be proven right

Cyclops: O_O...what the hell kind of HMO is this?!

Angel: I'm ****ing serious. It's ****ing over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other any more.

Emma: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I really don't think it would work. You have a little something...

Angel: (Looks at Wolerine) I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I've thought about that. You can have 'em.

 

[Panthro]

Storm: There's...there's no easy way to say this Scott but...well there was a coplication in the surgery

Cyclops: A cmplication?

Storm: Yes. You see...the doctors went in to remove your appendix but they made a mistake

Cyclops: A mistake? What did they remove?!

Storm: It's...it's your personality Scott. They removed all trace of your personality. For the next twenty three episodes you'll be a bland, vageuly emo guy who only exists to complain and be proven wrong so that Wolverine may be proven right

Cyclops: O_O...what the hell kind of HMO is this?!

Angel: I'm ****ing serious. It's ****ing over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other any more.

Emma: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I really don't think it would work. You have a little something...

Angel: (Looks at Wolerine) I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I've thought about that. You can have 'em.

Gotta love the use of American Pyscho.

 

[Panthro]

And now a word from Storm, Sex Adviser:

CYCLOPS: "Okay so how was last night's performance?"
STORM: "Better. Not as good as Black Panther, but your overall sexual performance has improved a great deal since our first session. You've finally stopped using the Knuckle, which is definitely an upgrade on your part. But don't ever assume that women want it rough. Always ask permission before going the rough route."
CYCLOPS: "Permission. Got it."