Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Squidboy]

The other one was funny too Squid.

Thanks, I couldn't resist reusing that Sinister picture, and I'll definitely be posting some more as I find more pictures on the web.

 

[Panthro]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/wolverinexmen/
You can find more there, on the official Marvel Animation Age Web Site.

WOLVERINE: "The reason our show was canceled was because you lacked the sex appeal of your 90s counterpart."
ROGUE: "F*** you."

 

[Panthro]

In honor of an old Justice League caption thread gag from many moons ago -

LOGAN: "So Jean, want to hear what happened to me today?"
JEAN: "What happened to you today?"
LOGAN: "Well, I had some free time on my hands so I decided to go hunt down that no good rat bastard Nick Fury & make him pay me the $20 he owes me from that poker game back in 1944 - not even with the accumulated interest mind you, just the $20 itself and you know what he said? He said-"

Flashback to earlier that day -

NICK FURY: "Goddamn it Logan, I swear to God if you don't stop pestering me about that damn $20 I'll set my bodyguard on you!"
WOLVERINE: "Oh yeah? Bring him on! I ain't afraid of nothin'!"
FURY: "Take care of him, Bruce."

5 seconds later -

HULK: "ROAR! Hulk love Canadian Bacon! Hulk start here, snap wishbone!"
WOLVERINE: "Oh snap..."

SCOTT: "Now wait a minute... wait just a damn minute here! Your story makes no sense! If the Hulk ATE you, how the Hell can you be standing here talking to either of us?!"
LOGAN: "Let's just say old Jade Jaws needs to learn to chew his food."

 

[Panthro]

TEEN CYCLOPS: "Aw man, this sucks, why am I stuck with this grossly inaccurate clumsy idiot emo characterization? This isn't even remotely true to my comic book origin!"
XAVIER: "Well what do you expect Scott? This whole show's designed to be just another exercise in ****ing out Wolverine, and the primary reason for that is because he had that awful solo film in 2009. Plus, you have to be a jobber in these flashbacks in order for Jean to step up and be the hero, or heroine, of the Magneto sequence where she saves you from being crushed by a bus. Which I'm sorry to say simply wouldn't work if you were, you know, portrayed correctly as the most competent member of the original 5."
TEEN CYCLOPS: "But this episode still sucks! God I hope we get canceled, I don't want to have to spend another two or three seasons stuck with this drivel..."

TEEN CYCLOPS: "Well it took me a while, but I finally fixed all the plumbing so we should have hot water running again in about an hour or so."
XAVIER: "Good work Scott. Now go fix the septic tank."
TEEN CYCLOPS: "Oh for the love of God..."

TEEN CYCLOPS: "Wow, sure are a lot of cracks and potholes in these roads. Someone should really put up the money to have these fixed."
MAGNETO: "Um, excuse me, we were in the middle of an action sequence."
TEEN CYCLOPS: "Oh, sorry."

TEEN CYCLOPS: "Wait, wait, stop, hold everything! I dropped my contacts!"
TEEN JEAN & MAGNETO: "...."

TEEN JEAN GREY: "Oh for the love of God Scott, get your ass out of the air and get on your Goddamn feet! We've got an action sequence to finish!"
TEEN CYCLOPS: "Hey, I found a quarter!"
TEEN JEAN: ""
MAGNETO: "No wonder they get punked by ninjas in Code of Conduct..."

 

[Panthro]

TEEN CYCLOPS: "What the- oh God damn it, they can't even get my eyes right in this damn series. They're supposed to be pure red, not pinkish orange with yellow in the middle you idiots!"

EMMA FROST: "Wait, I'm not packed yet!"
SCOTT: "Damn it woman, I told you the plane leaves at 7:00!"

JEAN [coughing]: "H-hey, could someone get a fire extinguisher or something?"

CUCKOO #1: "But Miss Grey, Emma told us you liked this kinky stuff."
JEAN: "Frosty!"

CYCLOPS: "If anyone asks, you never saw me, I was never here, and I most definitely did not engage in the orgy. Oh and on top of all that, you don't know me. Got it?"
JEAN: "B-but, all those things you said-"
CYCLOPS: "Pillow talk Jean, Pillow Talk!"

 

[Squidboy]

"They WHAT?! Cancelled?! And I didn't even get one dang episode to mahself? *SIGH* First ah get written out of The Last Stand, now this?"

"Huh, so I guess that's why I drink beer. Note to self: track down and kill Jose Cuervo"

"Today's secret ingredient is.... ALUMINUM!"

 

[Squidboy]

"Remember to always look both ways before crossing the street, children."

"Emma, sorry but the back of yo head looks ridiculous!"

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Squid. I especially liked Storm teaching kids the safe way to cross the street & Rogue complaining about not getting a focus ep.

LOGAN: "Feeling a little ****ty tonight Jean?"
JEAN: "Why? Do I look ****ty?"
LOGAN: "Just a little bit."
JEAN: "Well, maybe I do feel a little ****ty, but only a little."

HULK: "Iron Man 2 make more money than Incredible Hulk! Hulk taking it out on you!"
WOLVERINE: "Oh snap..."

WOLVERINE: "I... didn't... know you... cared... Bub!"
HULK: "Hulk cares. Hulk cares a lot. Just like a care bear."

SCOTT: "I hate this show!"
LOGAN: "Everyone's a critic... even my own co-stars."

WOLVERINE: "Dude, seriously, I don't think this is how you do the Heimlich maneuver..."

CYCLOPS: "Aw damn. I'm losing my charge in mid-beam. I knew I should have changed the batteries in these things before I left..."

90s FORGE: "They they are, the usual suspects."
90s MAGNETO: "Alright, which one of you dumbf***s called me Gandalf?!"

YOUNG X-MEN: "Uh... he did!" [they all point to Xavier]
XAVIER: "Backstabbing little bastards..."

EMMA FROST: "But Scott, if you leave, where will I go? What will I do? Who will I throw myself at out of pity?"
SCOTT: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

 

[Squidboy]

Funny stuff Squid. I especially liked Storm teaching kids the safe way to cross the street & Rogue complaining about not getting a focus ep.

LOGAN: "Feeling a little ****ty tonight Jean?"
JEAN: "Why? Do I look ****ty?"
LOGAN: "Just a little bit."
JEAN: "Well, maybe I do feel a little ****ty, but only a little."

HULK: "Iron Man 2 make more money than Incredible Hulk! Hulk taking it out on you!"
WOLVERINE: "Oh snap..."

WOLVERINE: "I... didn't... know you... cared... Bub!"
HULK: "Hulk cares. Hulk cares a lot. Just like a care bear."

SCOTT: "I hate this show!"
LOGAN: "Everyone's a critic... even my own co-stars."

WOLVERINE: "Dude, seriously, I don't think this is how you do the Heimlich maneuver..."

CYCLOPS: "Aw damn. I'm losing my charge in mid-beam. I knew I should have changed the batteries in these things before I left..."

90s FORGE: "They they are, the usual suspects."
90s MAGNETO: "Alright, which one of you dumbf***s called me Gandalf?!"

YOUNG X-MEN: "Uh... he did!" [they all point to Xavier]
XAVIER: "Backstabbing little bastards..."

EMMA FROST: "But Scott, if you leave, where will I go? What will I do? Who will I throw myself at out of pity?"
SCOTT: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

The Hulk hug ones made me literally laugh out loud

 

[Squidboy]

Second double post, sorry guys

 

[ultimatefan]

CUCKOO #1: We´re going to do to you what the Transformers franchise has just done to Megan Fox´s career!
JEAN: Put the last nail on my coffin?
CUCKOO #1: Exactly.

CUCKOO #1: C´mon, it´s an honor to be part of the first lesbian ******** movie ever made!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Squid

CUCKOO #1: We´re going to do to you what the Transformers franchise has just done to Megan Fox´s career!
JEAN: Put the last nail on my coffin?
CUCKOO #1: Exactly.

CUCKOO #1: C´mon, it´s an honor to be part of the first lesbian ******** movie ever made!

 

[Panthro]

CUCKOO #1: "We will let you go on one condition!"
JEAN: "What's that?"
CUCKOO #2: "You must break up with Cyclops so he can date that sexy biotch Emma Frost."
JEAN: "Never!"
CUCKOO #1: "Alright then girls, on with the sacrifice!"
JEAN: "Wait, can't you stick Emma with Wolverine or Gambit or Colossus?"

 

[Panthro]

TEEN CYCLOPS: "If you were mistreated by writers as often as I am either in comics or movies or this very cartoon, you'd be angry too."

 

[Mystirious]

Xavier: You ever seen a grown man naked Scott?

Cyclops: Oh god not again...find a hapy place...find a happy place...

Jean: Oh no...an army of sexy blonde girls are running their hands all over me...how terrible. Help. Someone.Um...help?

Cukoo 1: Is it just me or is she not struggling very hard?

Jean: You're going to take advantage of me aren't you?

Cukoo 2: Wait...what?

Jean: Go on then you beasts! I won't beg for mercy! Have your way with me if you must!

Cukoo: 3: What is she talking about?

Jean: Ravish me if you wish! I can take it! Just make it quick you fiends!

Cukoo: 3: What the ****?!

Cukoo 1: Ms Grey, we're not here to...ravish you.

Jean:....what if I ask nicely?

Rogue: My head...what did I do l last night?

Domino: Besides me, you mean?

Rogue: Yes, besides you smart-***. Last thing ah remember is bottling Hulk over the head and blaming it on Wolverine. How'd that work out?

Domino: Well...

Wolerine: For the love of god someone kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Domino:...not great. Want me to help you forget all about it?

Rogue: So long as you wear that costume whle you do it

Cyclops: (Peeping) Oh my god...the sexiness is burning my eyes!

Emma: Scott be reasonable...

Cyclops: No. Ninjas?! Mother****ing ninjas? **** this show, I am outta here! Maybe can get a part on Batman: Brave and the Bold

 

[Panthro]

Xavier: You ever seen a grown man naked Scott?

Cyclops: Oh god not again...find a hapy place...find a happy place...

Jean: Oh no...an army of sexy blonde girls are running their hands all over me...how terrible. Help. Someone.Um...help?

Cukoo 1: Is it just me or is she not struggling very hard?

Jean: You're going to take advantage of me aren't you?

Cukoo 2: Wait...what?

Jean: Go on then you beasts! I won't beg for mercy! Have your way with me if you must!

Cukoo: 3: What is she talking about?

Jean: Ravish me if you wish! I can take it! Just make it quick you fiends!

Cukoo: 3: What the ****?!

Cukoo 1: Ms Grey, we're not here to...ravish you.

Jean:....what if I ask nicely?

Bwahahahaha, that's one Hell of a happy place.

Rogue: My head...what did I do l last night?

Domino: Besides me, you mean?

Rogue: Yes, besides you smart-***. Last thing ah remember is bottling Hulk over the head and blaming it on Wolverine. How'd that work out?

Domino: Well...

Wolerine: For the love of god someone kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Domino:...not great. Want me to help you forget all about it?

Rogue: So long as you wear that costume while you do it

Cyclops: (Peeping) Oh my god...the sexiness is burning my eyes!

Bwahahahaha

Emma: Scott be reasonable...

Cyclops: No. Ninjas?! Mother****ing ninjas? **** this show, I am outta here! Maybe can get a part on Batman: Brave and the Bold

I think this last one is my favorite.

 

[Panthro]

ANGEL: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
ROGUE: "What does that mean?"

 

[Mystirious]

Glad you liked them Panthro! I love you Firefly inspired one

Cyclops: I swear, this has never happened to me before

Wolverine: It's okay Scott, it's perfectly natural. It happens to all guys sometimes. It's not a big deal

Magneto: Hey Cyclops, your shoes are untied

Cyclops: From here they appear to be tied. But I will go in for a closer look....

Rogue: And the sad part is, that's the sixth time Magneto has done that

Domino: Damn. I can see why Jean cheat on him with Wolverine. And Emma. And Beast. And...well, and all of the X-men. Apart from you.

Rogue:....Yes. Apart from me. Never. Of course.

Wolverine: Hey Rogue, sorry to itnerrupt but where the hell is Scott?!

Roue: Where is he? Where do you think? Same place we left him two hours ago

Cyclop: On closer inspection, these are loafers

Magneto: Alright, ****this. I'm going to go fight some people with some dignity

 

[Panthro]

Glad you liked them Panthro! I love you Firefly inspired one

Cyclops: I swear, this has never happened to me before

Wolverine: It's okay Scott, it's perfectly natural. It happens to all guys sometimes. It's not a big deal

Magneto: Hey Cyclops, your shoes are untied

Cyclops: From here they appear to be tied. But I will go in for a closer look....

Rogue: And the sad part is, that's the sixth time Magneto has done that

Domino: Damn. I can see why Jean cheat on him with Wolverine. And Emma. And Beast. And...well, and all of the X-men. Apart from you.

Rogue:....Yes. Apart from me. Never. Of course.

Wolverine: Hey Rogue, sorry to itnerrupt but where the hell is Scott?!

Roue: Where is he? Where do you think? Same place we left him two hours ago

Cyclop: On closer inspection, these are loafers

Magneto: Alright, ****this. I'm going to go fight some people with some dignity

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, love all of those, especially the old Simpsons gag.

I'd use the laughing icons but I don't think the page would be able to process them.

 

[Panthro]

Say Mystirious, any chance you might join us in the other caption threads?

WOLVERINE: "Oh my God... it's open casting calls for Christopher Nolan's 3rd Batman film! We must destroy it lest our rival franchise outshine us yet again!"
CYCLOPS: "I'm on it!" [shoots at the casting building]

CYCLOPS: "Wait, wait, why am I doing this again?"
MAGNETO: "Well you see Scott, Jean has to save you and also show just how powerful she really is in this sequence, but in order for that to work you have to be a jobber so that her rescuing of you will appear more heroic and dynamic on her part."
CYCLOPS: "But isn't this execution kind of sloppy? Not to mention, well, stupid? I mean, you're standing right there. You can't be much more than 5 feet away from me. If I just opened my eyes I could probably subdue you quite easily."
MAGNETO: "Um... uh... actually no, you can't. You see you... you value life, so you see you're afraid that if you did that you might kill innocent people hiding in the buildings. Yeah, that's right."
CYCLOPS: "I'm still not sure I'm sold on this scenario. Isn't this just reinforcing the misconceived stereotype that I'm just a cowardly false hero who can't do anything right and always pale in comparison to Wolverine? And that I need Jean just to be semi-competent?"
JEAN: "Shut up and job!"
CYCLOPS: "I don't think this is particularly fair."
JEAN: "Fair? You wanna talk about what's not fair?! I spent nearly every frigging episode of the 90s X-Men cartoon fainting & falling into you arms & moaning like I was having a goddamn orgasm! That's what's not fair! You owe me! Now be a jobber like you're supposed to or I won't put out later! And be grateful that you aren't being beaten to a pulp like Thor was in Hulk Vs!"
CYCLOPS: "I f***ing hate this job..."

ROGUE: "Damn, poor Cyclops. And I thought my life sucked. I'd give him a pity f*** except that would, well, you know."
DOMINO [off screen]: "Yeah, I know. I'd give him a pity f*** too, but I'm supposed to fall in love with his son Cable, so that would just be all kinds of awkward."
ROGUE: "Yeah, I can see where that would be awkward. Imagine if you and Cable had kids, what would you tell them? That you had a one night stand with Grandpa?"

WOLVERINE: "Hey, what's up with all the sex talk & sleeping with grandpas?"
ROGUE: "None of your damn business."

 

[Mystirious]

I would be delighted to join you all on the other caption threads! What boards are they on?

 

[Panthro]

I would be delighted to join you all on the other caption threads! What boards are they on?

In no particular order -

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=334378
The Batman 3 Caption Thread

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=334376
The Superman Reboot Caption Thread

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=327878
The Dark Knight II Caption Thread (it replaced the original thread which had to be closed as it had amassed too many posts & was slowing the forum down)

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=324566
The Thor Caption Thread

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=334375
the Spider-Man Reboot Caption Thread

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=321042
The Iron Man 2 Caption Thread

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=325486
The Captain America Caption Thread

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=325485
Last but not least, the Green Lantern Caption Thread

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: You got the show cancelled cuz you couldn´t stand being second fodder to me anymore, didn´t you?!
CYCLOPS: You´re being paranoid, Logan. How could I have all the necessary 7 meetings with the 13 executives involved in order to accomplish that?

 

[ultimatefan]

ROGUE: Hey, if you were turned from a voluptuous sassy southern chick to an anorexic emo you´d get drunk too!