Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: What was Emma thinking, Scott, banging The Hulk?
CYCLOPS: I don´t know, Jean. I just don´t know.

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: What was Emma thinking, Scott, banging The Hulk?
CYCLOPS: I don´t know, Jean. I just don´t know.

The other one was funny too UF.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Oh my God, I didn't think he'd really do it, but he did. Cyclops committed suicide just he could get out of doing season 2."
BEAST: "But didn't you tell him that season 2 got canceled?"
WOLVERINE: "Me? I thought you were supposed to tell him Hank."

 

[Mystirious]

Cyclops: Well Jean, now Emma is dead I'm willing to settle for you. I mean I'll be thinking of her when we're together but stil...we can make it work.

Jean: .....

Cyclops: I'm going to die, aren't I?

Cuckoo 1: Well well...so she isn't a natural red head...

Jean: So...all four of you want to do me? At once? Four barely legal blonde girls?

Cuckoo 2: Yes

Jean: Who the hell needs Cyclops?

Xavier: Now do you see why I had us install those cameras in the Hellfire Club? Popcorn, anyone?

Nick Fury: You know what they calla quarter pounder in France? They call it a Royale with Cheese

Wolverine: A royale with cheese? I mean I can imagine the cheese but...

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: Well Jean, now Emma is dead I'm willing to settle for you. I mean I'll be thinking of her when we're together but stil...we can make it work.

Jean: .....

Cyclops: I'm going to die, aren't I?

Cuckoo 1: Well well...so she isn't a natural red head...

Jean: So...all four of you want to do me? At once? Four barely legal blonde girls?

Cuckoo 2: Yes

Jean: Who the hell needs Cyclops?

Xavier: Now do you see why I had us install those cameras in the Hellfire Club? Popcorn, anyone?

Nick Fury: You know what they calla quarter pounder in France? They call it a Royale with Cheese

Wolverine: A royale with cheese? I mean I can imagine the cheese but...

And I'm sure that's exactly what Jean was thinking the whole time anyway (Evolution is probably still the best take on their relationship anyway).

 

[Panthro]

Before the cancellation announcement -

JEAN: "What do you mean you don't want to come back for season 2?!"
SCOTT: "Gee, I don't know, maybe because the writers treated me like crap in every episode I appeared in, even the ones where I barely had any dialogue. I mean Goddamn, they couldn't even do my origin properly."
JEAN: "But you can't just go around randomly contemplating suicide because you got the short end of the stick! You signed a contract for Christ's sake!"
SCOTT: "Contracts are made to be broken."
JEAN: "This is because they had me save you from being crushed by that bus, isn't it?"
SCOTT: "It's not just that, it's lots of things."
JEAN: "Okay maybe making you a monstrous psycho bully in the last flashbacks of Breakdown was unfair, but it's not like season 2 can't fix that. For all you know, we might actually get to be a couple next year."
SCOTT: "Have you not been watching this season at all? The whole damn thing is basically *********ion for Wolverine fans. It's the incarnate ideology of 'St. Wolverine is always right even when he's wrong or at the very least borders on being a hypocrite'. Odds are you're gonna dump me for Logan to the fanfare of the other X-Men while I'm stuck in the corner fuming like the mischaracterized never was this show incorrectly makes me out to be."
JEAN: "But we already shot the teaser cliffhanger of you in your AoA costume!"
SCOTT: "Uh, yeah, you know, I never liked that storyline anyway, so I wouldn't mind skipping it. They can just substitute Nightcrawler for me, I doubt anyone would notice the difference."
JEAN: "Okay now you're just being stubborn."
SCOTT: "Not really. It's not like I'm asking you for a sandwich."

 

[Panthro]

GAMBIT: "If I were a rich man..."

SCOTT: "Jean, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're not pregnant."
JEAN: "What's the bad news?"
SCOTT: "The bad news is I've found another beautiful female telepath to be passive aggressively enslaved to. Her name is Emma, and I think you would actually get along really well with h-"

JEAN: "What the F*********************?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "But Scott, you can't dump me for Emma Frost! I'm your one true love!"
SCOTT: "No Jean, you WERE my one true love. But now, we're just friends. And coworkers with benefits. Sorry."

JEAN: "Just friends?! Just friends?!?! I saved you from being crushed by a bus, I lost my virginity to you on my 18th birthday, I gave you over 40 years of my publication history, and all you can say now is we're just friends?!?!?!?!?! What the f***?!?!?!?!?!?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: What is this? Did you ever get the feeling like you've had a haircut but you didn't have one? I'm all itchy back here.

FURY: Ahh.

WOLVERINE: What?

FURY: What is this? What are we doing? What in god's name are we doing?

WOLVERINE: What?

FURY: OUR LIVES!! . What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men.

WOLVERINE: No, we're not. We're not men.

FURY: We come up with all these stupid reasons to wear ridiculous costumes and jump on rooftops.

WOLVERINE: I know. I know. That's what I do. That's what I do.

FURY: Are we going to be sitting here when we're sixty like two idiots?

WOLVERINE: . We should be having dinner with our sons when we're sixty.

FURY: We're pathetic… you know that?

WOLVERINE: Yeah, Like I don't know that I'm pathetic.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: What is this? Did you ever get the feeling like you've had a haircut but you didn't have one? I'm all itchy back here.

FURY: Ahh.

WOLVERINE: What?

FURY: What is this? What are we doing? What in god's name are we doing?

WOLVERINE: What?

FURY: OUR LIVES!! . What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men.

WOLVERINE: No, we're not. We're not men.

FURY: We come up with all these stupid reasons to wear ridiculous costumes and jump on rooftops.

WOLVERINE: I know. I know. That's what I do. That's what I do.

FURY: Are we going to be sitting here when we're sixty like two idiots?

WOLVERINE: . We should be having dinner with our sons when we're sixty.

FURY: We're pathetic… you know that?

WOLVERINE: Yeah, Like I don't know that I'm pathetic.

Gotta love old Seinfeld jokes. Seinfeld + X-Men = X-Feld. t:

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

WOLVERINE: They got pissed cuz Captain America´s costume has no wings?! I had my costume replaced by a leather uniform in the movies and they´re angry cuz of two tiny f***ing wings?!
CYCLOPS: They´re hardcore fanboys, Logan. They have to find something to b**** and moan about.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

WOLVERINE: They got pissed cuz Captain America´s costume has no wings?! I had my costume replaced by a leather uniform in the movies and they´re angry cuz of two tiny f***ing wings?!
CYCLOPS: They´re hardcore fanboys, Logan. They have to find something to b**** and moan about.

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Uh... are you sure this will get the powers that be to change their minds and renew our show?"
EMMA: "Sex sells honey, especially when it's between two beautiful women such as ourselves. Now take off your clothes and assume the submissive position!"
JEAN: "....."

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "I take it you're upset about our show being canceled."
JEAN: "Of course I'm upset about our show being canceled! Do you realize that this may be the last chance I ever get to be a character in an X-Men cartoon?! [Why] Aren't you upset?!"
SCOTT: "Why should I be upset? You know why I'm not upset while you're upset? Because you're not the one who just got dragged through the mud for 26 episodes, that's why. And I wasn't looking forward to getting dragged through the mud for another 26 episodes."

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Don't you never say an unkind word about the Green Lantern!"

 

[ALittlePush]

JEAN: "Uh... are you sure this will get the powers that be to change their minds and renew our show?"
EMMA: "Sex sells honey, especially when it's between two beautiful women such as ourselves. Now take off your clothes and assume the submissive position!"
JEAN: "....."

 

[ALittlePush]

Cyclops: Does it depress you, Logan. To know just how much of a cash cow you've become?

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: I just had this horrible dream where we were all in this animated show where Wolverine was even more overexposed than usual, was put in a completely inappropriate leader position, and Cyclops was a complete incompetent wuss.
EMMA: The nightmare is over, Jean. The nightmare is over.

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: Does it depress you, Logan. To know just how much of a cash cow you've become?

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: I just had this horrible dream where we were all in this animated show where Wolverine was even more overexposed than usual, was put in a completely inappropriate leader position, and Cyclops was a complete incompetent wuss.
EMMA: The nightmare is over, Jean. The nightmare is over.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "You're not Nick Fury. Nick Fury's a white guy."
NICK FURY: "They dyed me this color! That's how clever they is!"

 

[Zant]

JEAN: I just had this horrible dream where we were all in this animated show where Wolverine was even more overexposed than usual, was put in a completely inappropriate leader position, and Cyclops was a complete incompetent wuss.
EMMA: The nightmare is over, Jean. The nightmare is over.

Poor Jean,at least her nightmare isn't as bad as the one from the 90s show where Cyclops is a boring boyscout leader and the show animation was terrible and also boring characters like Jubilee and Cable were everywhere.In fact nothing can be as bad as the 90s show nightmare

 

[Panthro]

I'll take boyscout leader Cyclops over worthless emo loser Cyclops any day. Too bad that as gifted as Nolan North is, he voiced the worst version of Cyclops ever animated.

And I'll take Jubilee & Cable episodes over crap like "Wolverine Vs. The Hulk" and/or "Code of Conduct" any day of the week. But we're getting off topic.

WOLVERINE: "So what's the deal with Aquaman? Can he go on land or is he restricted just to water?"
NICK FURY: "No I've seen him go on land a couple of times."