Oh Dear God, No - Paris Hilton sings!!!

TheSumOfGod said:
Paranormal investigator/conspiracy theorist (for over 10 years now), and a clerk at a store.

So you're like Dib from Invader ZIM. It turns out that you're right all the time but no one beleives you and think that you're crazy. :(

You probally have a huge head too :o
 
Someone oughta cut her tongue off and sew her mouth shut.
 
TheSumOfGod said:
UFOs, up close in plain daylight (like a giant black triangle that didn't make the slightest sound and literally WARPED out of sight towards the sky), I've seen a Dark Star in action (also known as the Aurora Project, it is a ramjet hyper-sonic military plane that, when also equipped with a MHD (MagnetoHydroDynamic) field generator, can go from relative immobility to mach 8 or 9 instantaneously. I actually witnessed this, VERY impressive), a few ghosts, an instance of psychic materialization (think Jesus' "fishes and loaves" trick, but done with gummy fruits (I was eating a bag of gummy fruits (fruit-shaped gummy bears) from a clear plastic bag, and there were only 4 or 5 yellow lemon ones left at the bottom (I f***ing hate those), so the guy (the psychic materializer) told me to turn my bag upside down, and literally DOZENS of them fell on the ground. At no point did he touch the bag or anything, it was pretty cool), stuff like that...

No reptilians though, not yet. Although I have personally met people who came into direct physical contact with reptilians (even a woman who had been brutally raped by one and who needed serious medical attention afterwards. Her doctor told me that it couldn't possibly have been a human being who raped her, unless he had sharp claws and a gigantic penis covered in scales and small, sharp, horn-like protrusions (and who left wounds that never healed). :eek: There were two other witnesses to her rape, each described the exact same tall, reptilian creature).

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You REALLY need a girlfreind.
 

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