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Here's Silverman dissing Hilton:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DqUig75bAz8

Now, read this:

Paris Hilton reports to jail 2 days before she needed to (shortly after the MTV movie awards)...

LYNWOOD, Calif. -
Paris Hilton has reported to a Los Angeles County jail to begin a three-week stay for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

The 26-year-old heiress was booked late Sunday into the Century Regional Detention Facility in an industrial area about five miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles, according to the sheriff's inmate locator Web site.

Though a judge sentenced her to 45 days behind bars, Hilton was expected to serve only 23 days because of a state law that requires shorter sentences for good behavior.

Earlier Sunday, Hilton attended the MTV Movie Awards, where she briefly spoke to reporters about her sentence.

"I am trying to be strong right now," Hilton said. "I'm really scared but I'm ready to face my sentence."

The 13-year-old jail has been an all-female facility since March 2006. The two-story concrete building sits in an industrial neighborhood, beside train tracks and beneath a bustling freeway.

Hilton will be housed in the facility's "special needs" unit.

Officers arrested Hilton in Hollywood on Sept. 7. In January, she pleaded no contest to the reckless-driving charge and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

She was pulled over by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She then was pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27, at which time she was charged with violating her probation.
 
it wasn't THAT funny man... i mean granted it was somewhat laugh worthy but nothing too special... I enjoyed Jack's reaction to it all more than anything else
 
Who cares if it's funny or not? We need to knock Paris Hilton off her high horse and out of existance, and commend everyone who's doing their part.
 
I loved how everyone laughed at her and cheered when she mentioned Paris was going to jail... :p

She also made fun of Tobey Maguire... it's hilarious.
 
I thought it was hilarious especially Jack's reaction and how pissed Paris was... Damn tramp deserves it :o
 
HAHA! Roaring applause while Paris is sitting right there. :p
 
I don't find Sarah to be that funny, but Paris needs to be knocked down a few pegs.
 
Now we need to get Lohan at an awards show and have someone do the same. She needs it more than Paris....Paris hasn't been bugging me as of late.
 
Finally Paris may recognise the whole world is laughing at her.
 
It was kinda hard to enjoy that, seeing as how I despise both women:o
 
Congrats to Silverman for actually saying something funny :up: :o
 
I don't see why she's so scared.
It's only 23 days, it's not like it's 10 or 15 years.
 
I don't see why she's so scared.
It's only 23 days, it's not like it's 10 or 15 years.


It's 23 days of prison. Where everyone knows who your ass is, and probably wants a piece of your ass, literally and figuratively.
 
It's 23 days of prison. Where everyone knows who your ass is, and probably wants a piece of your ass, literally and figuratively.

In special protective custody. I've been to summer camps that were more dangerous.
 
It's 23 days of prison. Where everyone knows who your ass is, and probably wants a piece of your ass, literally and figuratively.

In special protective custody. I've been to summer camps that were more dangerous.

Too true on both parts.

However, I give her a few days, then she won't sweat anymore. It's the fear of the unknown, as it is.
 
It's 23 days of prison. Where everyone knows who your ass is, and probably wants a piece of your ass, literally and figuratively.
It's still only 23 days, and it's not like they haven't seen her ass anyway.
 
somehow this will turn into the:

California State Peniteniary System presented by Hilton Hotels
 
Sarah > Jack's reaction > Paris!
 
paris loooked real uncomfortable during the jokes, that was pretty ballsy of silverman.
 

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