Paris Hilton "I'm not having sex for a year"

Considering Paris Hilton's IQ she probably thinks kissing is sex.
 
Big deal. if someone on the hype said this than they'd just get laughed at.

So...who cares.... it's Paris Hilton. The stupid posh kid that seems to get attention because of that. She's an attention seeker. f**k her and her lifestyle.

I hope that being celebate makes her die in a train wreck.


(This was a response to the article/ Paris Hilton...not the poster who posted it ;))
 
Is she going by the Gregorian Calender? or the church calender?
 
SpeedballLives said:
Is she going by the Gregorian Calender? or the church calender?



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I give her like, by the time of the end of that sentence and she's on her back.
 
"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.

There are two omissions from this quote that were overheard by an "anonymous source" from Big Sleazy Enterprises:

"I'm not having sex for a year....[after I'm dead.] I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men [from every State in the U.S.] during her lifetime.
 
Silly rabbit. Of course you're not having sex for a year--that's way too long to have sex.
 
Yeah I saw this yesterday elsewhere

Paris Hilton Declares Celibacy Goal; Says She's Not a ****
Truth:

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=229773&GT1=7703

She is hilarious, you have got to be amused by the lengths she goes to for self promotion. She is proof talent isn't needed to become rich and famous all you need are very rich parents. Although, would I want to be famous as being stupid, hmmm I wonder if she thinks she is stupid when she looks at her bank account?

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She's still hot!

- Whirly
 
She got done with the end of the sentence and she was on her back. :o
 
The Amazing Lee said:
Big deal. if someone on the hype said this than they'd just get laughed at.

So...who cares.... it's Paris Hilton. The stupid posh kid that seems to get attention because of that. She's an attention seeker. f**k her and her lifestyle.

I hope that being celebate makes her die in a train wreck.


(This was a response to the article/ Paris Hilton...not the poster who posted it ;))

*sniff* Lee...that was beautiful. I applaud your eloquence. *clap* *clap* *clap* :up:

jag
 
SpeedballLives said:
Is she going by the Gregorian Calender? or the church calender?

She's probably not going by the church calendar.

She might be counting her time in dog years.
 
Pssssssh...that whole article is bull****. She's only had sex with 2 guys? Yeah, right. She's probably ****ed nearly every man she's ever come in contact with, including her rich father.
 

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