chicken soup
Robitussin
drink some warm tea.
does chicken flavored ramon noodles count?...lol
One time I had a very bad flu. I was delirious and talking crazy talk (according to my girlfriend). Sooo...she does the whole nurse thing with theraflu and keeping me comfortable and everything...and then ravishes me one night. It was awesome...from what I can remember between the hallucinations and whatnot. The next day I was pretty much on the up and up.
so for me, sex = cure for flu.
Thera-flu homey . . . the shyt is like liquid David Blaine . . .