OKay so my aunts on crack

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The other day she told me shes giving me a special present for my birthday (Ocober 31st) so i really wanted to know what it is, she caved in and told me she got me a genie that grants 3 wishes, jokingly i asked her how high id have to be in order to see it work.

than shes like no seriously its a real genie, you have to summon it with a candle, in the dark at midnight with no one around in complete silence.


well if i do this and it works what should my wishes be. I know for a fact it wont work but anyway.


of couse im gonna wish for money, probably 25 billion, and i cant be greedy with it, so ill keep 15 billion for myself, 2 billion will be split into all charity's, 5 billion will be put to good use, like building more homeless shelters n such like that.

so thats wish one.

for wish two i was thinking more along the lines of a better organized government, with a global peace and no wars.

wish 3 would have to be a working time machine that can let me go to the past and future with no hassle.


other wishes would be.

for superpowers id either want spider mans powers or superman's, id probably go with superman, cuz he can fly into space without dying from lack of oxygen and i really wanna go to space.

or a technological advanced meant, of 50 - 100 years.

so we can have robots, hover cars, and faster means of space travel.



so what should i wish for, i mean what would you wish for if ou only had 3 wishes.
 
no in all seriousness if you were in the sistuation of having 3 wishes granted, weather it be for personal pleasure or saving the world. what would you wish for.
 
I swear, Ice Man is surpassing the greatness that is GR87 day by day.
 
Probably a firm grasp of grammar?
 
3 years and still got it. Woo.
 
OK.

If you had 3 wishes.


what would the be.
 
I wish for this thread to be closed. My second wish is for you to use spellcheck all the time.
 
Ugh, this kid's birthday is on Halloween too? That's MY birthday :cmad:
 
remind me, again who's on crack in this thread?
 
wish For Un-limited Wishes!






duh!
 
Read Up Son

P.S. If it works after you geyt unlimited wishes you MUST wish for the genie to pay myself a visit ight??
 
okay so maybe i am on crack,


now um 3 wishes and go.
 
1. unlimited wishes

2. power to control others

3. pair of vintage 1985 Air Jordans 1 :up:
 
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BAM!!
 

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