OMFG--Kill It!!! Burn it with Fire!!!!!!

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ThePowerCosmic said:
That's not real... right?
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Oh it's real all right... It's the Saiga antelope.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saiga_Antelope

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I dont get whats creepy about that. I kinda think its cute
 
Nah...kill it and burn it with fire so I can find out how good it tastes. :o
 
Crazy stuff like that makes you wonder what else is out there. I mean thats the first time I've ever seen that creature in my life.
 
that's like the missing link between elephants and goats.... whoda thunk?
 
Lightning Strykez! said:
I don't think that's possible. That fish is 2 to3 times the thickness of a man-head's pee-pee tract. Penile splits are just not that wide and you'd feel immense pain if something like this tried to stretch its way up there. In other words, any dude that is dumb ass enough to sit there and allow something that large to burrow its way up his urethra deserves it...and probably likes it.

The ass would be a much easier route, just saying. :down:dry::up:
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A page late, but apparently the Candiru does swim up crevices. This had been a rumor for years everyone wrote off as an urban legend. On an episode of River Monsters though Jeremy Wade tracked the dude this happened to, and the surgeon who cut it out down.

Apparently the Candiru follows traces of urine and blood into the host victim. It's pretty small at first. However to my understanding once inside it uses spines to lock itself in place. Then it feeds and grows. Jeremy showed the poor guy the fish that was in him, the doctor had it preserved, the guy didn't even want to look at it, don't blame him.



River Monsters (good show btw), has had worse on if you can imagine it, lol. Like another membe of the Candiru family, the candiru asu. It bites, and spins to open a hole up. Then goes in the hole, and eats you from the inside...oh yeah, they feed in packs. They showed a graphic image of a victim. They thought the guy had been shot, but then the doc notices he's moving. Dozens of these small fish are in him. He was literally skin and bones as the fish ate all the innards.

Edit - It's on Netflix if curious. River monsters season 1, episode 6,"Amazon Flesheaters" I think is the episode. Had to Wiki it.
 
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FadingCB said:
A page late, but apparently the Candiru does swim up crevices. This had been a rumor for years everyone wrote off as an urban legend. On an episode of River Monsters though Jeremy Wade tracked the dude this happened to, and the surgeon who cut it out down.

Apparently the Candiru follows traces of urine and blood into the host victim. It's pretty small at first. However to my understanding once inside it uses spines to lock itself in place. Then it feeds and grows. Jeremy showed the poor guy the fish that was in him, the doctor had it preserved, the guy didn't even want to look at it, don't blame him.



River Monsters (good show btw), has had worse on if you can imagine it, lol. Like another membe of the Candiru family, the candiru asu. It bites, and spins to open a hole up. Then goes in the hole, and eats you from the inside...oh yeah, they feed in packs. They showed a graphic image of a victim. They thought the guy had been shot, but then the doc notices he's moving. Dozens of these small fish are in him. He was literally skin and bones as the fish ate all the innards.

Edit - It's on Netflix if curious. River monsters season 1, episode 6,"Amazon Flesheaters" I think is the episode. Had to Wiki it.
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I've seen these episodes. I LOVE that show!
 
send that goat-anteater back to the dimension of chaos where it originated from!
 
spideyboy_1111 said:
was it ever confirmed what animal that was?
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No. My theory is that it was a government experiment gone wrong otherwise it would have been identified long ago. I've heard "scientists" claim that it was a pig, raccoon, and other things. I have no idea what it is, but I don't want to come across one.
 
FadingCB said:
A page late, but apparently the Candiru does swim up crevices. This had been a rumor for years everyone wrote off as an urban legend. On an episode of River Monsters though Jeremy Wade tracked the dude this happened to, and the surgeon who cut it out down.

Apparently the Candiru follows traces of urine and blood into the host victim. It's pretty small at first. However to my understanding once inside it uses spines to lock itself in place. Then it feeds and grows. Jeremy showed the poor guy the fish that was in him, the doctor had it preserved, the guy didn't even want to look at it, don't blame him.



River Monsters (good show btw), has had worse on if you can imagine it, lol. Like another membe of the Candiru family, the candiru asu. It bites, and spins to open a hole up. Then goes in the hole, and eats you from the inside...oh yeah, they feed in packs. They showed a graphic image of a victim. They thought the guy had been shot, but then the doc notices he's moving. Dozens of these small fish are in him. He was literally skin and bones as the fish ate all the innards.

Edit - It's on Netflix if curious. River monsters season 1, episode 6,"Amazon Flesheaters" I think is the episode. Had to Wiki it.
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So the moral of your story is...don't leave home. Ever. :csad:
 
The real world slowing turning into Pokemon....
 
Mindreaper21 said:
Roaches

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Get me a Raid Grenade!
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I hate--no, I DESPISE--roaches. You wanna know why? Because they can see you coming and run the other way. I don't like insects that are intellectually capable of foiling my plans to kill them. :argh:
 
Lightning Strykez! said:
So the moral of your story is...don't leave home. Ever. :csad:
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Did you see the bedbug bite pics? What about the spider in the ear!? Your home isn't safe anymore either! Listen, here's some money. I want you to take your little sister and go somewhere safe. If I don't call you in three days then assume sharks grew legs, and spiderfangs, and shredded my body to pieces. Now go!
 
I don't get what's so creepy about the antelope, it's actually cute.
 
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