One thing asians do better

Yeah, American men aren't so hot at it much of the time:

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/bikiniclad-fireman-charged/2007/04/06/1175366449293.html

Bikini-clad fireman charged

April 6, 2007 - 10:10AM
A man wearing a woman's wig and a string bikini has been charged with taking a drunken afternoon romp through a park in Ohio, in the United States, officials said.

Steven Cole, a 46-year-old volunteer firefighter, told an officer he was on his way to a bar to perform as a woman in a contest offering a $US10,000 ($A12,240) prize, the arrest report said.

He pleaded not guilty today to charges of drunken driving, public indecency and disorderly conduct.

Cole was arrested Tuesday after police received a report that an intoxicated man was walking and driving around Heritage Oak Park in Mason. Police said Cole was wearing a blond wig, pink thongs and a red-black-and-white striped bikini with the top filled out by tan water balloons.

His blood-alcohol test registered 0.174, more than twice Ohio's legal driving limit of 0.08, the arrest report said.

"He is obviously humiliated and embarrassed by the entire situation," said Cole's lawyer, Charlie Rittgers, who added that he is investigating the circumstances that led to the arrest.

Cole did not return a call seeking comment. He remained free on his own recognisance until trial, set for May 24.

Cole has been a Wayne Township firefighter since 2000. Township officials said he will be placed on administrative leave.

And here's Ms. Cole:
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Hahaha!
jag
 
lol, Where do you get tan water balloons?

I'm sitting here laughing because I wondered the same damn thing. I don't think I have EVER seen a tan water balloon in my entire career as a water balloon fight specialist.

jag
 
that's because most pure Asian women have no breasts and have boyish bodies anyways
 
it's not so much a body thing as it is a face thing. asians tend to have soft features, even the men. white and black men have harder features, more angular jaws and cheek bones and what not but most asian men don't have that. we have rounder, smoother faces...that's why most male characters that come from japanese productions look boyish or 'metrosexual'.

however, most asian males tend to have SOMEWHAT of a male figure even if it's a boyish figure....those 2 dudes straight up have female figures. i'm sure, though, that if a show like this were to ever hit America we'd see results close to that.
 
When I waited tables in college, I worked with some FUH-LAMINGly gay guys, a few of which were into the whole drag queen thing, though I'd never seen them all dressed up. It wasn't something I put a whole lot of thought or interest into, to be honest, though I figured they'd be hideous. Then one night this group of HOTTTTT women came into the bar portion of the restaurant and started partying it up. Every guy in the place was drooling over them. One of the other gay guys that worked there told me it was two of the guys that worked at our restaurant and some of their friends. Out of the seven women in that party, only one of them was actually a real woman. And she was the ugly one of the bunch. I felt violated. :(

jag
 
I can tell you, when I hire the clown for my daughter's birthday party, he had better not make the giraffes and daschunds with the tan balloons. :cmad:
 
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And here's a little Flesh Giraffe for you, little girl. See how it's neck grows!?



:dry:

jag
 
Duh, Asians all look the same and are pretty much hairless. :whatever:
 
it's not so much a body thing as it is a face thing. asians tend to have soft features, even the men. white and black men have harder features, more angular jaws and cheek bones and what not but most asian men don't have that. we have rounder, smoother faces...that's why most male characters that come from japanese productions look boyish or 'metrosexual'.

however, most asian males tend to have SOMEWHAT of a male figure even if it's a boyish figure....those 2 dudes straight up have female figures. i'm sure, though, that if a show like this were to ever hit America we'd see results close to that.



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How come you never showed up in my white minority thread? I could have used your help.

You were really needing someone to say that white men aren't as good at crossdressing as Asian men in your thread? :huh:

jag
 
You were really needing someone to say that white men aren't as good at crossdressing as Asian men in your thread? :huh:

jag

Outsiderz edge is an admitted white nationalist. I could have used his views to help illustrate my points about how many white men feel in america right now.
 
Outsiderz edge is an admitted white nationalist. I could have used his views to help illustrate my points about how many white men feel in america right now.

As a white man myself, I can only respond with "Alllrighty then. :dry: "

jag
 
What does White Nationalist mean?
There's no "White Nation".
If it means they want to establish a nation of whites...well, that WILL happen,......as soon as the Cotton Candy Minotaur is released from his Disco-Prison and rains down salt'n'vinegar tampons from Jupiter to destroy the Mud Pie Races.
:???:
 
What does White Nationalist mean?
There's no "White Nation".
If it means they want to establish a nation of whites...well, that WILL happen,......as soon as the Cotton Candy Minotaur is released from his Disco-Prison and rains down salt'n'vinegar tampons from Jupiter to destroy the Mud Pie Races.
:???:

Hahahaha. :o
 
I weep for the Cotton Candy Minotaur. Disco-Prison is a lot like Studio 54 in it's hey-day only there are no women. :(

jag
 
Asians do a lot of things better. Making movies about samurai or big rubber monsters, for example...
 

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