Oooooohhhh Nnnnooooooo!!!!!!!

[The Apatow Crew]

The people who wrote That piece of crap movie '"Date Movie" Have another movie coming out early next year called "Epic Movie"

Are these guys so damn dumb they can't think of any other title for there crappy movies? They shuld call it "Crappy Movie"

Here is a subplot of this so called movie.

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White B*tch of Gnarnia.

And it stars Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge

How did these morons get the money to make another movie. When Date Movie is one of the all time worst movies ever!

 

[Rac]

They left Star Wars out.

(And yes, I couldn't care less for this movie.)

 

[KingOfDreams]

Jennifer Coolidge is funny...but this movie sounds like ****.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

These guys can't come up with there own ideas can they? They gotta mesh-mash stuff together and call it a spoof. Cause they don't have one orginal bone in there body. and you know what the worst part is? People will see this. Cause somehow Date Movie made over 80 million Domestic.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White B*tch of Gnarnia.

Wow, that sounds like...utter trash. Especially the wise-but-horny lion bit.

 

[War Party]

Ugh

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Wow, that sounds like...utter trash. Especially the wise-but-horny lion bit.

Yeah and i thought Dat Movie was bad. What the hell are these movie company's thinking?

 

[Dr. MIX]

These guys can't come up with there own ideas can they? They gotta mesh-mash stuff together and call it a spoof. Cause they don't have one orginal bone in there body. and you know what the worst part is? People will see this. Cause somehow Date Movie made over 80 million Domestic.

Shut up, you're giving me a headache.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Shut up, you're giving me a headache.

No you shut up Mr.Monopoly

 

[DCW]

Date Movie might be the worst movie that I've seen in my entire life...

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Date Movie might be the worst movie that I've seen in my entire life...

I know but from th esounds of this. This might give DM a run for the worst movie ever title.

 

[mastermindjcg]

Jeezus, if I didn't know any better, I'd say these two a**holes, Friedberg and Seltzer, are single-handedly trying to destroy comedy. These two so-called writers make me sick, seriously. They try to be like Trey Parker and Matt Stone with their material and are missing many of the key elements that make the South Park guys comedy badasses, first and foremost, the capacity to be funny. They might as well be writing for Saturday Night Live or Mad TV or any of the once funny shows out there that have lost it.

-so sayeth the mastermind-

 

[Space Moose]

No you shut up Mr.Monopoly

How about no, yer' freakin' moron!

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Blame the mugs who go see these films and then buy them on DVD. That's why more are made, because there is a (stupid) audience for them.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Blame the mugs who go see these films and then buy them on DVD. That's why more are made, because there is a (stupid) audience for them.

But i don't understand so many people hated this DM. who actually bought the dvd?

 

[enterthemadness]

At first, I thought this thread had somrthing to do with Ms. Alba being in a really bad movie.

 

[Warhammer]

OMG.

I'm speechless.
Date Movie was one of the worst movie that I've ever seen, and now this?

The 2 of the 6 writers need to quit writing.

 

[Max J Power]

Nacho Libre, Snakes on a Plane, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are damn sure not epics.

 

[Cmill216]

At first, I thought this thread had somrthing to do with Ms. Alba being in a really bad movie.

But that's already happened......multiple times.

 

[Warhammer]

Nacho Libre, Snakes on a Plane, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are damn sure not epics.

Exactly what I was thinking.
They should've just called it Summer Movie or something.

If they were to rip on Academy award winning or nominated films, they'd probably get heat just for ripping the movies off, even if the film happened to be good.

 

[Cmill216]

How about Pretentious Indie Movie? That I'd pay to see.

 

[Brian2887]

How about Pretentious Indie Movie? That I'd pay to see.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0385890/

 

[Sloth7d]

The people who wrote That piece of crap movie '"Date Movie" Have another movie coming out early next year called "Epic Movie"

Are these guys so damn dumb they can't think of any other title for there crappy movies? They shuld call it "Crappy Movie"

Here is a subplot of this so called movie.

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White B*tch of Gnarnia.

And it stars Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge

How did these morons get the money to make another movie. When Date Movie is one of the all time worst movies ever!

I'm going to go see this.

 

[Wolfwood]

Nacho Libre, Snakes on a Plane, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are damn sure not epics.

I was thinking that too and what movie is the first orphan supposed to be from? Don't recognize that one.

 

[jaydawg]

How could they not have a Spider-man character? I don't know what would be more offending, not referencing him or wasting film on "lampooning" him. God I hate these people.

And you know whats worse? I know people who want to see these movies.