Oregon Man Has One Wild Weekend

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An Oregon man high on methamphetamine told police he had no recollection of the events that led to 15 officers arresting him for *********ing at a bar.
Andrew Frey, 37, told officers with the Marion County Sheriff's Office he took the drug on Saturday and proceeded to have quite the weekend.

Authorities were able to track it to Sunday afternoon where Frey— after refusing to pay a locksmith he called to his home — went to a local shopping center where an employee escorted him off the property.
Frey then went to Iggy's Bar & Grill, took a seat then exposed himself to a bartender, police said.

Then he allegedly started to pleasure himself.
Police were called to the scene and Frey moved to the bathroom where he continued to touch himself. A deputy officer attempted to arrest him a few times and even used a Taser multiple times but it had no effect on Frey, police said.

The deputy then got into a fight with the suspect and tried to radio for help but it didn't work inside the restaurant.
A dispatcher tried to radio the deputy for an update and realized communications were not going through. The dispatcher then radioed for backup and 15 officers descended onto the bar and finally arrested him.
Police noted it took several officers to finally get Frey under control.
Frey said he took the drugs Saturday and did not remember anything that happened since. He was treated at a local hospital and then transported to county jail on charges of public indecency, resisting arrest and theft of services.
An employee at the bar declined comment on the incident Tuesday night.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-meth-fights-cops-*********ing-police-article-1.1557876

You can always count on uncle Meth to give you a good war story for the weekend
 
Oops just realized I post this in the wrong place, I'll see if a mod can move it
 
Meh, that's really tame for a drugbender. I thought he tried to eat someone, zombie-style. Bath salts have upped the game for drug-induced insanity.
 
Florida by itself has done that.
 
Meh, that's really tame for a drugbender. I thought he tried to eat someone, zombie-style. Bath salts have upped the game for drug-induced insanity.

While face eating has the wow factor, fighting off 15 or so cops while *********ing and being tazed is quite the feat IMO
 
So this is it how ends huh? Instead of an undead apocalypse, civilization crumbles by the hands of meth addicted, chronic *********ors running rampant in our cities.
 
You're slipping a bit, DJ. This is nowhere near as outrageous as I expected. I've heard of people doing worse stuff during pledge-week for their frats.

This story would have been much better if he went to the zoo, jumped into one of the exhibits and tried to make love to a Panda only to have his member confused with bamboo or something.
 
15 officers to subdue one *********ing man? He must have been fiercely whipping it to need that much backup.:indy:
 
You're slipping a bit, DJ. This is nowhere near as outrageous as I expected. I've heard of people doing worse stuff during pledge-week for their frats.

This story would have been much better if he went to the zoo, jumped into one of the exhibits and tried to make love to a Panda only to have his member confused with bamboo or something.

It's been a slow news week. Apparently the crazies are all spending time with their loved ones
 
And their penis'. Peni? Penises? Their dangly bits.
 
To be fair about 15 officers showing up, they were told that a man was "flogging the bishop." Who knew what to think at that point.
 

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