Original Super Mario Bros. movie script online

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This was the original script they were going to use, but considering back in 1993, I can see why they kind of had to can it, as it would've required everything the industry has right now as far as CG and animatronics. Hopefully somebody does this now, but as a CG flick.
 
Before I waste my time...was it more faithful?
 
Yes...but that was not necessarily a good thing. I hated the original movie, but I think I would have detested this. I will try to sum it up, but I don't feel like wasting too much energy doing so. They put a lot of the stuff from the games into the movie...but it just doesn't really "work" on any level. I don't know if that's because they were too serious, or not serious enough, or if there were tonal issues. It's not necessarily a kids movie, but it would almost have to be for it to be considered a success on any level.

Mario and Luigi are plumbers in New York (called The Mario Brothers for some weird reason), but they're not doing well financially. Mario borrowed money from the mob to pay off their debts, because Luigi keeps doing free jobs for people. He takes care of Luigi after their mother died, but there's a "twist" at the end where Luigi reveals that their mother asked him to watch over Mario, because she knew Mario only cared about money, and would become cold otherwise.

Princess Toadstool is this girl named Hildy in New York that Luigi happens to know and be in love with. She has this mushroom/toadstool locket she lost as a baby when she was left in New York for safekeeping after the Mushroom Kingdom was overthrown, and it was dropped and fell into the sewer. Luigi finds it while they're on a plumbing job, after dreaming he would fine it. Mario wants to use it to pay their debts to the mob. The locket is supposed to have the secret to defeating Koopa inside it, per the wizard Woltan, but when Mario opens it up, Woltan appears and goes "I lied, the power was in you all along". Yeah. It's that kind of a script.

Like the movie, Koopa disguises himself as a man. He's lousy at it, and it's incredibly cheesy, but also kind of funny. He's also allergic to mushrooms. They cause him to shoot fire from his nose (sound familiar?). It does seem like this version of Koopa was going to look more like the one from the game, with a longer snout, shell, etc.

So basically, Mario and Luigi, after the story is set up, they get in a car chase with the mob, and end up in a creepy restaurant serving nothing but frogs, where there's a giant pipe coming out of a ceiling in the back. They hide from the mob in this pipe and end up in the Mushroom Kingdom, in a rolling meadows with pipes with man-eating plants sticking out of them. They have to avoid the plants.

Here they run into Toad, who has been strung up by the inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom, to be fed to the carniverous flowers because he is a thief. Toad is described as "a wise cracking anthropomorphic toadstool". He is apparently supposed to be the "bad boy" of the script, as he ends up betraying the Mario Bros to Koopa (with a rocket powered "carrier turtle") so that someone will value him. The Mario Bros rescue him from a trap above one of the flower pipes, and narrowly escape one of those hovering Koopa pirate warships as it heads...somewhere, I can't remember.

Koopa Troppers are in the script, half human, half reptilian, with turtle shells and armor. They go to this part of the Mushroom Kingdom where there are humans that have been subjugated, and from here I just stopped caring about what I was reading.

There's a "Prophecy" about two returning warriors liberting the Mushroom Kingdom.

There's a "quest" that Woltan The Wizard sends them on, promising them that if they succeed, they will return richer than they can imagine (He ends up talking about emotional riches, yeah, it's that kind of script). They're supposed to save the Princess so that the King, who has been in hiding ever since Koopa overthrew the Mushroom Kingdom, can return to power.

Koopa wants to marry the Princess and take the Crown of Invincibility so that he can never be challenged. He makes a show of being nice, it's all very Beauty and The Beast for a few pages. When this fails, he tries to make The Princess fall in love with him by eating a box of chocolates that have a spell on them. With each chocolate she eats, she falls more in love with him, and turns more reptilian.

There are those squishable Goombas, who have enslaved Toad's people. They do not get squished. They're just there, slavedriving the Toadstoolians in one scene.

Yoshii has a cameo when they find his hatching egg, but is never named "Yoshii". In fact, he is instead dubbed "Mario Junior". He runs off as soon as he's hatched, but then returns inexplicably to save Mario from...hell, I can't even remember now.

The Hammer Brothers show up, assassins dispatched to take care of the Mario Brothers, and there's an action minecart sequence.

Mario and Luigi ends up in a cave where you can "buy" treasure with coins they were given, an ice dungeon with the jumping fish, and two castles, as well as the "lava dungeon". Those "falling block creatures" are in the movie, as are the walking bombs, and the cannonball things with teeth. The red flight leaf is one of the things they "buy" in the cave, so there's a flight sequence where Luigi turns into a Luigi with racoon ears and the tail to save himself and Toad from certain doom. The beanstalk is in the movie. Toad and Luigi use it to escape a giant mole in some caves, but we never see the cloud land. Mario and Luigi never become giant versions of themselves.

There are a couple of absolutely ridicilous attempts to humanize or develop the characters. Stupid crap like "Dad gave you this pocketknife, and I always wanted it, so I hate you".

And to my delight and horror, the whole "Sorry Mario, but the Princess is in ANOTHER castle" bit is in the movie, where Koopa's right hand man poses as the Princess, and after revealing himself, literally says "Sorry Mario, but the Princess is in another castle".

There's an incredibly absolutely absurd dance/rap number the Mario Bros do while posing as entertainers to throw Koopa off when they invade his castle.

Like the games, Koopa has like 18 randomly appearing powers.

Believe it or not, the video game's musical themes are sort of worked into the script.

It's really cheesy, and mostly pretty lousy. Early 90's lousy, though, so some people might have liked it. I can't fault the writers for getting as many "game elements" into the script as they did. The story's just not terribly interesting, and it's incredibly predictable. But then, it was based off a series of incredibly predictable video games. I'm probably being too hard on it, actually, considering the source material.
 
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So it's essentially what we should've gotten.
 
I don't know about "should've"...

I'm sort of iffy on how you make Mario Brothers work without being a complete crapfest. This was not the best it could have been, but I can't put my finger on why. I think it's because of the tonal issues. The script goes from deadly serious to just ridiculously saccharine and cheesy and back.
 
I don't know about "should've"...

I'm sort of iffy on how you make Mario Brothers work without being a complete crapfest. This was not the best it could have been, but I can't put my finger on why. I think it's because of the tonal issues. The script goes from deadly serious to just ridiculously saccharine and cheesy and back.

So, you're saying it didn't go all the way, and instead kept toward the middle of the road.

I actually enjoy Mario Brothers film, but as a childhood nostalgic thing. It's not a serious film anyway.
 
Maybe Dreamworks should make a CGI movie of that script.
 
holy **** that script sounds amazing.. in a SF the Movie kind-of-way .. atleast it would have been 100000x better than the one we got
 
Maybe Dreamworks should make a CGI movie of that script.


In a perfect world it would be Pixar + Nintendo Films Production (Should they ever branch out that way) but with a wholly new script, preferably one that doesn't start in Brooklyn. IMO just starting in the Mushroom Kingdom is better.
 
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That script sounds awful. The old Mario movie was a fun cheese fest. The only way to do a Mario movie that sticks to the game is a CGI dreamworks/pixar type thing. With someone who isn't an idiot putting "the power was in you all along!" type moments into their s**t script.
 
I just love that they let Luigi fall in love with the Princess. Too many times my cousins and I would play the old games all the way through as Luigi, just to turn into Mario when they play the end scene where the Princess is freed!!:cmad:
 
I just love that they let Luigi fall in love with the Princess. Too many times my cousins and I would play the old games all the way through as Luigi, just to turn into Mario when they play the end scene where the Princess is freed!!:cmad:

Well, Luigi is younger and I did always find it kinda creepy that Mario and her would even be romantic. I would just play it out in a reverse Star Wars manner with Luke = Mario, Han = Luigi and Leia = Peach. Mario is the technical hero, but Luigi is the one that gets the chick.
 
The movie was a complete poo storm behind the scenes and Leguizamo and Hoskins spent literally everyday on set getting as drunk as they possibly could, thats how much of a horror show it was.

At one point the male director didn't like the look of one of the Goomba extras in full costume so he pourd scalding hot coffee onto the guy's head. The makeup aplliances weren't fully sealed and the coffe filled the mask and burnt him.
 
The movie was a complete poo storm behind the scenes and Leguizamo and Hoskins spent literally everyday on set getting as drunk as they possibly could, thats how much of a horror show it was.

At one point the male director didn't like the look of one of the Goomba extras in full costume so he pourd scalding hot coffee onto the guy's head. The makeup aplliances weren't fully sealed and the coffe filled the mask and burnt him.
I remember reading about that in John Leguizamo's book. He mentioned that the directors were husband and wife and were constantly arguing during production; and also the studio wanted it to be more for the kids but the directors wanted it to be a more adult movie, he even said there was a few deleted scenes involving strippers and stuff.
 
You read "Pimps, Ho's, Playah Haters and All The Rest of My Hollywood Friends" too? Great book from a great "ahk-tor" :woot:

Yeah all that stuffs true and it's really messed up. There's more stories out there about the behind the scenes that aren't in his book someone should go google or imdb it and post here.
 
You read "Pimps, Ho's, Playah Haters and All The Rest of My Hollywood Friends" too? Great book from a great "ahk-tor" :woot:

Yeah all that stuffs true and it's really messed up. There's more stories out there about the behind the scenes that aren't in his book someone should go google or imdb it and post here.
What happened at the premiere of the movie was hilarious in the book.
 

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