Our New Admins Are Abusing Powers!

[Lightning Strykez!]

So.

I log on as I normally do on Sunday nights, and the system is giving me all this grief about my user name and/or password. I used up 4 out of 5 attempts and started to get worried that maybe I had been fired by Mirko. So what do I do? Well, naturally I checked the "Forum Leaders" list. Lo and behold, my name "Lightning Strykez" was not there.

"Holy Cowabunga! OMFG!! I've been banned!!" I thought worriedly. Then I see this DHasselhoffLover guy listed as a mod. At first I thought, "Who the heck is this guy? Did he replace me?" I clicked on this profile and found striking similarities to my own.

"Those *******!!!" I cried angrily as I pounded the laptop keyboard with both fists. So I logged in with this dumbassery as an SN and sure enough--that crap worked on the 5th login attempt! The culprits? None other than our newest Admins Dog-face and Hunter. I hate them. What an ultimate abuse of power--and against another staff member at that. *******.

It's because I'm black.

And I'm telling Mirko.

Spoiler

t: Beeyotches!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Ahem....

Wow. Everyone's all capitalized and sturf.

Someone change my name please. I don't care, what.

 

[Warhammer]

Bringing down the black man.
Y'all administrator sons of b****es.

 

[Symbiotic]

Bwahahahaha.

 

[Untilteld]

Baha, good game DL

 

[knowsbleed]

Awwww...the name is so well thought out though.

I say keep it.

This thread needs a poll.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

edit. I know now!!! LOL

 

[Hunter Rider]

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Ahem....

Something terrible is going to happen to your ash on April Fools Day.

TERRRREEEBUL I say!

 

[knowsbleed]

April 1...


things will be forgotten by then.

but THIS...will never be forgotten.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

 

[Untilteld]

April 1...


things will be forgotten by then.

but THIS...will never be forgotten.

Never Forget, Never Forgive.

DHLover is coming.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I will ban anyone who finds this humorous. We don't laugh at Lightning. We laugh with Lightning, dammit!

 

[Symbiotic]

 

[Symbiotic]

I will ban anyone who finds this humorous. We don't laugh at Lightning. We laugh with Lightning, dammit!

Start the banning then 'cause this is gold!t:

 

[DOG LIPS]

I will ban anyone who finds this humorous. We don't laugh at Lightning. We laugh with Lightning, dammit!

D-Hoff*

 

[TNC9852002]

This thread..






...needs more Hasselhoff.

-TNC

 

[Hunter Rider]

In truth the mastermind behind this glorious occasion isn't getting her credit, Thanks to Kel for the suggestion of an appropriate name for our beloved Mod. t:

 

[Mister J]

So.

I log on as I normally do on Sunday nights, and the system is giving me all this grief about my user name and/or password. I used up 4 out of 5 attempts and started to get worried that maybe I had been fired by Mirko. So what do I do? Well, naturally I checked the "Forum Leaders" list. Lo and behold, my name "Lightning Strykez" was not there.

"Holy Cowabunga! OMFG!! I've been banned!!" I thought worriedly. Then I see this DHasselhoffLover guy listed as a mod. At first I thought, "Who the heck is this guy? Did he replace me?" I clicked on this profile and found striking similarities to my own.

"Those *******!!!" I cried angrily as I pounded the laptop keyboard with both fists. So I logged in with this dumbassery as an SN and sure enough--that crap worked on the 5th login attempt! The culprits? None other than our newest Admins Dog-face and Hunter. I hate them. What an ultimate abuse of power--and against another staff member at that. *******.

It's because I'm black.

And I'm telling Mirko.

Spoiler

t: Beeyotches!

You're cool with me, LS ... or DHL as the case may be, but still .

 

[Twitch]

Classic t:

 

[DOG LIPS]

In truth the mastermind behind this glorious occasion isn't getting her credit, Thanks to Kel for the suggestion of an appropriate name for our beloved Mod. t:

Yes, all blame to Kel! Here here!

 

[Symbiotic]

This thread needs more Hasselhoff.
-TNC

Not in pictures like the one above it doesn't.

 

[knowsbleed]

Of COURSE the mastermind behind all this is probably laughing at home on her night off from the Hype...

innocently.

 

[Immortalfire]

The Hoff rules!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I'm so going back on Sabbatical from this place again. What a ****ing "Welcome Back" present.