Our New Admins Are Abusing Powers!

So. :cmad:

I log on as I normally do on Sunday nights, and the system is giving me all this grief about my user name and/or password. I used up 4 out of 5 attempts and started to get worried that maybe I had been fired by Mirko. So what do I do? Well, naturally I checked the "Forum Leaders" list. Lo and behold, my name "Lightning Strykez" was not there.

"Holy Cowabunga! OMFG!! I've been banned!!" I thought worriedly. Then I see this DHasselhoffLover guy listed as a mod. At first I thought, "Who the heck is this guy? Did he replace me?" I clicked on this profile and found striking similarities to my own.

"Those *******!!!" I cried angrily as I pounded the laptop keyboard with both fists. So I logged in with this dumbassery as an SN and sure enough--that crap worked on the 5th login attempt! The culprits? None other than our newest Admins Dog-face and Hunter. I hate them. What an ultimate abuse of power--and against another staff member at that. *******.

It's because I'm black.

And I'm telling Mirko. :cmad:


:woot: Beeyotches!

Welcome back LS. Love your new found homo-erotic user name :up: :woot:
 
will you ever be LS again?

Well, I just don't know. This new SN is quite a hit apparently. :rolleyes:

However, I am eventually going to move this joint to the Celebrity Forum and proclaim it the Hasselhoff Shrine. I need to think of a witty title tho'.
 
i like LS! better :csad:

question.. is it even POSSIBLE to get a SN back if you switched it and it hasnt been banned???:huh:
 
*smooths out wrinkles in original SN jacket*

Ahhhh....that feels better. I felt so...hairy and naked with the DHL thing for some reason. :down
 
Psssht, this thread is boring now....
 
Yah. I'm closing this beeyotch unless you guys want a shrine to all that is Hoffness in the celebrity section?
 
*smooths out wrinkles in original SN jacket*

Ahhhh....that feels better. I felt so...hairy and naked with the DHL thing for some reason. :down

We'll always have this to remember...

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Thank God. That David Hasselhoff stuff was hard to take. Even when I was a little kid that guy creeped me out.
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I am going to have to talk to Hunter about changing you back.
 

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