Our New Admins Are Abusing Powers!

[Matt]

So.

I log on as I normally do on Sunday nights, and the system is giving me all this grief about my user name and/or password. I used up 4 out of 5 attempts and started to get worried that maybe I had been fired by Mirko. So what do I do? Well, naturally I checked the "Forum Leaders" list. Lo and behold, my name "Lightning Strykez" was not there.

"Holy Cowabunga! OMFG!! I've been banned!!" I thought worriedly. Then I see this DHasselhoffLover guy listed as a mod. At first I thought, "Who the heck is this guy? Did he replace me?" I clicked on this profile and found striking similarities to my own.

"Those *******!!!" I cried angrily as I pounded the laptop keyboard with both fists. So I logged in with this dumbassery as an SN and sure enough--that crap worked on the 5th login attempt! The culprits? None other than our newest Admins Dog-face and Hunter. I hate them. What an ultimate abuse of power--and against another staff member at that. *******.

It's because I'm black.

And I'm telling Mirko.

Spoiler

t: Beeyotches!

Welcome back LS. Love your new found homo-erotic user name t:

 

[Apollo]

will you ever be LS again?

 

[Kelly]

That thread is just for fun.

Myself = Captain America (Against Registration)

Warhammer = Iron Man (Pro Registration)

Isn't that like an oxymoron....??????

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

will you ever be LS again?

Well, I just don't know. This new SN is quite a hit apparently.

However, I am eventually going to move this joint to the Celebrity Forum and proclaim it the Hasselhoff Shrine. I need to think of a witty title tho'.

 

[DarthRekal]

i like LS! better

question.. is it even POSSIBLE to get a SN back if you switched it and it hasnt been banned???

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

i like LS! better

question.. is it even POSSIBLE to get a SN back if you switched it and it hasnt been banned???

With the new hierarchy we have now, apparently anything is possible.

 

[twylight]

With the new hierarchy we have now, apparently anything is possible.

With the 'new' hierarchy? Darling....anything has always been possible.

 

[knowsbleed]

With the new hierarchy we have now, apparently anything is possible.

But "Swishin' My Hair Forever!" fits even better than it did before.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

*smooths out wrinkles in original SN jacket*

Ahhhh....that feels better. I felt so...hairy and naked with the DHL thing for some reason.

 

[Kelly]

Psssht, this thread is boring now....

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Yah. I'm closing this beeyotch unless you guys want a shrine to all that is Hoffness in the celebrity section?

 

[knowsbleed]

*smooths out wrinkles in original SN jacket*

Ahhhh....that feels better. I felt so...hairy and naked with the DHL thing for some reason.

We'll always have this to remember...

 

[Showtime]

David Hasselhoff Strykez

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

We'll always have this to remember...

Well aren't you just Mister Recorder. LOL

Gonna start calling your azz Uatu.

 

[Showtime]

He loves you.

 

[knowsbleed]

Well aren't you just Mister Recorder. LOL

Gonna start calling your azz Uatu.

I don't get down on the toga deal.

 

[hammy]

Thank God. That David Hasselhoff stuff was hard to take. Even when I was a little kid that guy creeped me out.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Thank God. That David Hasselhoff stuff was hard to take. Even when I was a little kid that guy creeped me out.

David Hasselhoff is love. :heart:

Love I say!

 

[Showtime]

I am going to have to talk to Hunter about changing you back.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

He loves you.

Yeah but the question is, is your love greater?

 

[Showtime]

Yeah but the question is, is your love greater?

I don't even know who you are anymore.

 

[DarthRekal]

*smooths out wrinkles in original SN jacket*

Ahhhh....that feels better. I felt so...hairy and naked with the DHL thing for some reason.

there's no ! .. i want the !

 

[unstoppable]

heh