Paris Hilton to be a superhero!?

[the a1ant]

In the latest issue of Blender Magazine (with Ms. Hilton on the cover), it is revealed that the socialite/model/singer/actress is in preps with Marvel Comics Chairman Emeritus Stan Lee for a future film role, where she’ll “play a pink-caped superhero.”

 

[Edward Brock]

That blows.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

She needs to play the Green ****e, who by day is a rich, spoiled, annoying, talentless heiress and by night, is a cell-phone hacking ****e who takes phone calls while having sex on a Sony HandiCam with NightShot. It may be a bit of a stretch for her though.

 

[Darthphere]

That blows.

That=Paris Hilton.

 

[Edward Brock]

This really sucks hard.

 

[Edward Brock]

That=Paris Hilton.

I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Darthphere]

This really sucks hard.

This=Paris Hilton.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Stan Lee has lost his way

 

[Edward Brock]

This is f***ed up.

 

[Darthphere]

This is f***ed up.

You got me.

 

[Darthphere]

Stan Lee has lost his way

No, he just found his way to the bank.

 

[Nathan]

Stan! What the heck is wrong with you?

 

[Edward Brock]

No, he just found his way to the bank.

We have a winner.

 

[Ebil Gig]

Paris Hilton and superhero should never be used in the same sentence.Except for this one.She's gonna f*** up Marvel.

 

[Ronny Shade]

This is f***ed up.

This=Paris Hilton

 

[PWN3R]

Stan Lee has lost his way.

Paris Hilton: Thats hot

 

[Edward Brock]

This=Paris Hilton

This really takes it on the a- OK, that's enough.

I hope Lee doesn't make home videos.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I can't believe no one has said this yet:

Thats hot.


Oh wait, thats because this is bad info, and prooves that Stan "The Man" Lee is no longer the man....

I saw a picture of her once and she was wearing a shirt that said "Thats hot" on the front and "your not" on the back, which proves that not only is Paris Hilton a dumbass, but so is everyone that works for her.

 

[PWN3R]

No but this is to be expected of her. She is a dumb ****e. She gets money for it.


But Stan, whats up with him? This and his "speeches" on Who Wants to be a Superhero? If anything though, I guess he deserves to cash in and sell out now that he is old.

 

[Darthphere]

No but this is to be expected of her. She is a dumb ****e. She gets money for it.


But Stan, whats up with him? This and his "speeches" on Who Wants to be a Superhero? If anything though, I guess he deserves to cash in and sell out now that he is old.

Yeah, because Marvel aint paying him ****.

 

[Ebil Gig]

I saw a picture of her once and she was wearing a shirt that said "Thats hot" on the front and "your not" on the back, which proves that not only is Paris Hilton a dumbass, but so is everyone that works for her.

 

[KingOfDreams]

What the hell? The only role I could see her playing is Emma Frost...and then only because she's a rich socialite and a bit ****ty. Otherwise she's too dumb. Emma's not dumb.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yeah Emma's far from dumb

 

[PWN3R]

Thats so sad, the English language will die soon.

 

[Edward Brock]

My what not?