Paris: The Sequel

[Buttman]

Yep, a new string of sex tapes has been found of Paris Hilton after she didn't pay some ticket or something and all her possessions were auctioned off. Some very crafty guys bought it all, then set up a website (obviously, I can't link to it) with a hefty $40 sign-up fee to see all the new videos. You can do a free tour though. She does drugs and all sorts in them too.

The website is called "Paris exposed" so I'm sure any search engine will return the address. (I'm allowed to say that, right?) If you're really stuck, I'll PM you the link.

You'd think she'd learn by now huh?

 

[KormanRogers]

My god...

 

[Crooklyn]

I've seen some of the vids.












...she isn't as flat as I thought.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Ordinarily I dislike people who take the time to post "Who Cares?", 'cause if they don't really care, then why bother posting?

However, I wanted to say, "Who cares."
Because:
1) She is getting uglier and uglier and more "Old before her time librarian"-looking every time I happen to see a picture

and 2) Judging from the first tape, she is boring-as-Hell in bed.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I think I'd rather pay to not see her making a ****e of herself.

 

[Catman]

Paris no longer has any shock value.

 

[JokerNick_2]

who would bang this chicK?

how many guys has she had inside her...? 600....

 

[BRUTAL]

Her first video was lame and irritating. I do have this fantasy that involves her and Nicole Ritchie though... I walk up and say, "Nicole hold down Paris so I can step on her neck."

 

[Buttman]

It's my first thread in 3 years, I'm starting small.

 

[JokerNick_2]

here's a short clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN7ZbkAG99U

 

[Buttman]

who would bang this chicK?

how many guys has she had inside her...? 600....

...

Didn't you just PM me asking for the link?

 

[JokerNick_2]

...

Didn't you just PM me asking for the link?

I wouldn't band her... but I will watch itt:

 

[KormanRogers]

Her first video was lame and irritating. I do have this fantasy that involves her and Nicole Ritchie though... I walk up and say, "Nicole hold down Paris so I can step on her neck."

Sounds brutal

 

[jimmy]

here's a short clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN7ZbkAG99U

ZOMG!!!1 Pr0n!!!1

 

[Catman]

here's a short clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN7ZbkAG99U

Hilarious.

 

[KormanRogers]

Hilarious.

Nice avvy Catman

 

[PyroChamber]

I think what's funnt about this is that you have to paid $40 see all the good stuff, yet whenever they mention this site on the news there's shots of what you see once you get inside.

Which means someone at these news stations must be putting in their $40 bucks.

 

[Prognosticator]

What's on the youtube footage? I'm too lazy to look it up, and I don't want to bring up something I shouldn't at work (i know it's youtube but still)...

 

[PyroChamber]

What's on the youtube footage? I'm too lazy to look it up, and I don't want to bring up something I shouldn't at work (i know it's youtube but still)...

That episode of South Park with Paris Hilton battling Mr. Slave.

 

[Prognosticator]

Sweet. Classic ep!

 

[TEDDY]

Her first video was lame and irritating. I do have this fantasy that involves her and Nicole Ritchie though... I walk up and say, "Nicole hold down Paris so I can step on her neck."

Nice retread of a Dave Attell joke there BRUTE

 

[gap5ewl]

Whose she doing it with this time?

BTW they also found a bottle of prescription drugs in her personnel belongings that are prescriped to people with bad genital herpes...

 

[Prognosticator]

^ She's AWESOMELY skanky!

 

[Hades]

If I didn't know any better I'd say she's trying to launch her porno career.

 

[Kaleb]

Ive never even seen the first one, why in satans poopshoot would I want to see more videos of her, I cant stand the dumb ***** I hope she gags on something.