Parker Wayne just came out via Skype

[JP]

Wow, congrats brethren. I'm so proud of you.

Banned, but not forgotten.

 

[E-Man]

[YT]Ry6XUsow4Vg[/YT]

 

[JP]

[YT]Ry6XUsow4Vg[/YT]

Sounds like his kinda bop.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

This did, in fact, occur. Good for him! He gave a shout-out to Spider-Aziz too.

 

[E-Man]

ComicChick racistly turned him down one too many times, and he just had to see how green the grass was on the other side of the fence.

 

[bullets]

I always knew. Actually I had no idea , but good for him.

 

[JP]

I always knew. Actually I had no idea , but good for him.

He's v. happy to hear this!

 

[Sawyer]

Aww, and he's not around anymore, so I can't use the same Community gif/video that he used to use on me.

 

[JP]

He said he wishes he was here to talk Demi Lovato albums with "my girrrrl Sawyer!"

 

[Sawyer]

Demi Lovato? Please. I'm all about Charli XCX right now.

 

[JP]

He says she don't turn him out.

 

[Lily Adler]

Dem-Dem Lovato is so 2013 by the by. Congrats Parker!

 

[JP]

LiLo, he says you inspired him to "be the guy he truly is inside."

 

[JaD]

That's probably the greatest .gif ever made.

 

[JP]

Footage from his coming out party.

 

[Kane52630]

Parker Wayne Rises

 

[Lily Adler]

LiLo, he says you inspired him to "be the guy he truly is inside."

Not sure to feel flattered or insulted.

Pretty sneaky, sis.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

EDIT: Nothing to see here.

 

[Lily Adler]

Hawt.

 

[Snow Queen]

Is this a serious thing or...? I genuinely can't tell with this site.

 

[JP]

Not sure to feel flattered or insulted.

Pretty sneaky, sis.

Whoa, man. He simply said he was a fan of your strength and testosterone. Nothing sneaky about it.

 

[Sawyer]

What's happening now? Is JP just trolling?

 

[JP]

Is this a serious thing or...? I genuinely can't tell with this site.

What's happening now? Is JP just trolling?

I feel bad for Triton right now -- working up the strength and then having nobody believe him.

 

[Sawyer]

Sawyer sounds so disappointed.

Pfffft. You should be so lucky. Pfft pfft...


*sobs uncontrollably*

 

[Snow Queen]

Well if this is genuine and not this site's usual brand of being silly, good for you, Parker Wayne.