Pathetic/embarrassing stories...

[fangrl06]

Someone else start

 

[aptget]

Well, you made this thread for one.

 

[PhotoJones]

alright, i'll set the tone:

while browsing for porn, i came across myself.

turned out a "buddy" of mine filmed me with this girl i used to hang out with.

 

[Boom]

During indoor recess one day in the 6th grade, some kid made me laugh so hard that I pissed myself.

 

[aptget]

link?

 

[fangrl06]

Shut-up! Freaking newb...

Okay, I was wearing a dress (performing a scene) and my "co-star" went to pick me up and her hand accendently slid...up. Long story short I screamed, fell on my ass, and cut my arm wide open infront of about 60 people. And that was just today...

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I threw up on my first date. Not ON her. But in front of her. I haven't eaten at Carl's Jr. or been on a date since.

 

[aptget]

Shut-up! Freaking newb...
Okay, I was wearing a dress (performing a scene) and my "co-star" went to pick me up and her hand accendently slid...up.

Right, what type of actor are you?

 

[fangrl06]

Right, what type of actor are you?

I'm not. This was just a side thing I was doing for fun.

 

[fangrl06]

In all honesty, I suck at acting.

 

[aptget]

I understand.

 

[PhotoJones]

Shut-up! Freaking newb...

Okay, I was wearing a dress (performing a scene) and my "co-star" went to pick me up and her hand accendently slid...up. Long story short I screamed, fell on my ass, and cut my arm wide open infront of about 60 people. And that was just today...

are you a cheerleader?

 

[fangrl06]

are you a cheerleader?

LOL, no. I'm too accident prone.

 

[kypade]

That's embarrassing and pathetic.

 

[fangrl06]

alright, i'll set the tone:

while browsing for porn, i came across myself.

turned out a "buddy" of mine filmed me with this girl i used to hang out with.

that's scary

 

[The Fonz]

At St Cloud State University I met this sexy lookin' chick on campus. We hit it off with the words so we tried hitting it off in the bed. When I got to her dorm she took off her panties and her ***** was the hairyest ***** I'd ever seen! No lie! I tried to stick my schlong in hit but it was TOO DAMN HAIRY . I asked her if she had scissors or a razorblade. She said she didn't. IT's just as well. I'd have needed a machete to chop the hair off her vagina. I tried to stick it in but IT WOULD NOT GO IN. Finally, after fifteen minutes I got up and left. I went home and read a book for the rest of the night. It was pathetic beyond belief.

 

[Hades]

My life.

 

[PhotoJones]

At St Cloud State University I met this sexy lookin' chick on campus. We hit it off with the words so we tried hitting it off in the bed. When I got to her dorm she took off her panties and her ***** was the hairyest ***** I'd ever seen! No lie! I tried to stick my schlong in hit but it was TOO DAMN HAIRY . I asked her if she had scissors or a razorblade. She said she didn't. IT's just as well. I'd have needed a machete to chop the hair off her vagina. I tried to stick it in but IT WOULD NOT GO IN. Finally, after fifteen minutes I got up and left. I went home and read a book for the rest of the night. It was pathetic beyond belief.

one of two things:

1) you obviously weren't making her "slick" enough; which doesn't say much for you.

2) her ******** was blocking entry.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

At St Cloud State University I met this sexy lookin' chick on campus. We hit it off with the words so we tried hitting it off in the bed. When I got to her dorm she took off her panties and her ***** was the hairyest ***** I'd ever seen! No lie! I tried to stick my schlong in hit but it was TOO DAMN HAIRY . I asked her if she had scissors or a razorblade. She said she didn't. IT's just as well. I'd have needed a machete to chop the hair off her vagina. I tried to stick it in but IT WOULD NOT GO IN. Finally, after fifteen minutes I got up and left. I went home and read a book for the rest of the night. It was pathetic beyond belief.

Are you sure she wasnt just wearing fur fabric pants, 1 million Years BC style?

 

[kytrigger]

One time I got a concussion during sex...

 

[PhotoJones]

One time I got a concussion during sex...

details.

 

[kytrigger]

details.

Well, in one of my old paartments, at the foot fo the bed was the in-wall airconditioner (the really big old ones made out of metal that actually stuck in the wall instead of the window). Well my gf at the time and I were drunk and we started having sex on the bed sideways. It was time to change positions and we tried the whole "both roll at once" thing but I had no idea how close we were to the edge of the bed. I fell off and cracked the back of my head on the sharp metal corner or the air conditioner. I had a concussion and was bleeding quite a bit.

She started to freak out asking me if I was okay and the only thing I said was "sure. keep going" She didn't . Instead she got me ice and a towel and drove me to the hospital.

I had 5 stitches, a concussion and blueballs.

 

[Fran]

kytrigger, you crack me up.

But you're cool.

 

[Fran]

Embarrassing stories... Hmm.

Well, one time my buddies and I were driving around in my 1998 Saturn SL2 Sedan o), my first ever car. About a month after I got my license. We were going around town, and I pulled my emergency brake going 25. No problem.

I pulled it doing 45. No problem at all.

But when I did 55, it was worse. I pulled it, didn't let go, and we started swerving left and right down the road. I gained control of my car for a second, but ended up sliding into a ditch. Scared out of my mind (in fear of my parents ), I floored it in reverse, got out of the ditch, and we went to my buddy's house. The back right tire was bald for a while .

But my friend didn't tell me one simple thing about pulling the e-brake: Don't keep your hand on it!

Moral of my story: Don't give into peer pressure

 

[PhotoJones]

Well, in one of my old paartments, at the foot fo the bed was the in-wall airconditioner (the really big old ones made out of metal that actually stuck in the wall instead of the window). Well my gf at the time and I were drunk and we started having sex on the bed sideways. It was time to change positions and we tried the whole "both roll at once" thing but I had no idea how close we were to the edge of the bed. I fell off and cracked the back of my head on the sharp metal corner or the air conditioner. I had a concussion and was bleeding quite a bit.

She started to freak out asking me if I was okay and the only thing I said was "sure. keep going" She didn't . Instead she got me ice and a towel and drove me to the hospital.

I had 5 stitches, a concussion and blueballs.

that's...wow. i don't know...sorry that happened man.