The most pathetic thing
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This will be rather lengthly, but it's a good story, and you should read it.
When I was in 8th grade there was this really weird kid in my band class, and because I'm really outgoing, I started ****ing with him. I'd mess with him all the time, and he eventually started hanging around me. Well he put on some makeup one day, or some chick did, I don't remember, but anyway, my good buddy came to see me, who was in 9th grade that the time. He see's this kid and starts laughing, and called him Rodeo. So ever since then the kid's gone by Rodeo.
So we become friends, and he does all this weirdass ****. He'd put these little cups of maranaria sauce on the floors and stomp on them, getting the **** all over lockers and people and then running. He'd run full speed head first into a locker and hit the ground, and start faking a seizure so the teachers flip out. He did pretty much anything ******ed we'd tell him to.
Well then he started dating my at the time girlfriends best friend, so we hung out more. They broke up, my girlfriend and myself broke up, and this kid just kinda disappeared. I'd see him on D2 every now and then, but then Guild Wars came out. Now, I should preface this with the fact that I'd help this kid through all kinds of situations in life, and also that at times, I can be a complete and total dick. Not just kinda a dick, but someone that literally makes you want to commit suicide because they said such evil things.
Anyway, Guild Wars comes out, and we started playing together, with my brother and a few other of my friends. Well my brother, who can attest to all of this, was in a game with me, and Rodeo joined. He did something really stupid, and I called him out on it. Situation died right there. Then someone was telling him something, and he flatout made up some bull**** about how one of the moves did this much dmg so on and so forth, when I knew the actual stats, and I'd call him out on that. That situation died. Then he said something after I got my guy killed by one of the bosses or something, about how I shouldn't ****ing rush in all the time and I snapped.
I literally ripped on this guy for like 20 minutes. First off I went after his whole sitation with how he'd never of gotten laid if it wasn't for me. And that I made him into someone people could like, instead of the weird freaky kid that sits in the corner and talks to himself. How he was a ****ing piece of **** because he dropped out of highschool, after he failed to graduate three times and didnt get his GED.
Right, so then it went into even worse levels, but we'll leave those thigns out (stuff like his bird of 10 years died because he's a terrible human being and is full of evil.). So he's ****ing silent for like 5 minutes. The whole chat was dead silent after that. So my buddy goes "so hey, rodeo, remember that time that mike totally ripped you a new one? it happened like 5 minutes ago so I figured I'd remind you".
The kid lost it, he said, and I quote via an AIM convo I saved;
I told him to kill himself because he's useless in society, and he like, pulled his internet. He totally annex himself from everyone and everything, and literally (according to his grandma) locked himself in his room for like two months, and painted his walls black and basically just sat there in the dark and drew weird ****ing pictures.
Yeah, I totally don't talk to that kid anymore. It just got wayyy to weird.
When I was in 8th grade there was this really weird kid in my band class, and because I'm really outgoing, I started ****ing with him. I'd mess with him all the time, and he eventually started hanging around me. Well he put on some makeup one day, or some chick did, I don't remember, but anyway, my good buddy came to see me, who was in 9th grade that the time. He see's this kid and starts laughing, and called him Rodeo. So ever since then the kid's gone by Rodeo.
So we become friends, and he does all this weirdass ****. He'd put these little cups of maranaria sauce on the floors and stomp on them, getting the **** all over lockers and people and then running. He'd run full speed head first into a locker and hit the ground, and start faking a seizure so the teachers flip out. He did pretty much anything ******ed we'd tell him to.
Well then he started dating my at the time girlfriends best friend, so we hung out more. They broke up, my girlfriend and myself broke up, and this kid just kinda disappeared. I'd see him on D2 every now and then, but then Guild Wars came out. Now, I should preface this with the fact that I'd help this kid through all kinds of situations in life, and also that at times, I can be a complete and total dick. Not just kinda a dick, but someone that literally makes you want to commit suicide because they said such evil things.
Anyway, Guild Wars comes out, and we started playing together, with my brother and a few other of my friends. Well my brother, who can attest to all of this, was in a game with me, and Rodeo joined. He did something really stupid, and I called him out on it. Situation died right there. Then someone was telling him something, and he flatout made up some bull**** about how one of the moves did this much dmg so on and so forth, when I knew the actual stats, and I'd call him out on that. That situation died. Then he said something after I got my guy killed by one of the bosses or something, about how I shouldn't ****ing rush in all the time and I snapped.
I literally ripped on this guy for like 20 minutes. First off I went after his whole sitation with how he'd never of gotten laid if it wasn't for me. And that I made him into someone people could like, instead of the weird freaky kid that sits in the corner and talks to himself. How he was a ****ing piece of **** because he dropped out of highschool, after he failed to graduate three times and didnt get his GED.
Right, so then it went into even worse levels, but we'll leave those thigns out (stuff like his bird of 10 years died because he's a terrible human being and is full of evil.). So he's ****ing silent for like 5 minutes. The whole chat was dead silent after that. So my buddy goes "so hey, rodeo, remember that time that mike totally ripped you a new one? it happened like 5 minutes ago so I figured I'd remind you".
The kid lost it, he said, and I quote via an AIM convo I saved;
I told him to kill himself because he's useless in society, and he like, pulled his internet. He totally annex himself from everyone and everything, and literally (according to his grandma) locked himself in his room for like two months, and painted his walls black and basically just sat there in the dark and drew weird ****ing pictures.
Yeah, I totally don't talk to that kid anymore. It just got wayyy to weird.
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Do you at least see a correlation between all the things you said and the reaction you got? Really, if you don't want people acting "weird" maybe the best incentive is to...I don't know...not mess with them in the first place?
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When i was in 8th grade there was this kid that my best friend and i hated, but he always tried hanging out with us, but we never had the heart to tell him off, anyways we told this kid he should ask out this girl, who was pretty much the hottest girl in jr high, but before he did we told her that he was going to and we told her to say no. So he asks her out on three way calling, (him on one line, the girl on the other, my friend and i on the third, of course he had no idea),after we convinced him she would say yes, and she shot him down. A week later I started dating the girl. The kid was heart broken and we werent friends anymore. Later on in high school he tried to jump me with his posse at a party, he lost. That whole situation was pretty pathetic.
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I have another one:
When i was in jr. high (i guess a lot of pathetic things happen in jr. high) this kid that i was best friends with like in kindergarden to 1st grade called me up on the phone. At this point we were no longer friends, for various reasons. The pathetic thing about this story was that when on the phone he pretended to be one of my other friends, and started asking about himself, like if i thought he was cool, or if i saw the cool thing he did in class that day, thinking i thought he was my friend. Mind you we didnt have caller id at the time, but i knew it was him. I pretty much called him out on it and he strated to cry and hung up.............it was pretty pathetic.
When i was in jr. high (i guess a lot of pathetic things happen in jr. high) this kid that i was best friends with like in kindergarden to 1st grade called me up on the phone. At this point we were no longer friends, for various reasons. The pathetic thing about this story was that when on the phone he pretended to be one of my other friends, and started asking about himself, like if i thought he was cool, or if i saw the cool thing he did in class that day, thinking i thought he was my friend. Mind you we didnt have caller id at the time, but i knew it was him. I pretty much called him out on it and he strated to cry and hung up.............it was pretty pathetic.
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The most pathetic thing? Hmm....a girlfriend in college that I dumped after I found out she got drunk at a party and slept with some random guy. She surprised me at my car after work a couple of weeks later, crying and saying she couldn't live without me. I told her she'd have to give it her best shot and got in my car and started the engine. Before I could close the door, she grabbed ahold of it, put her feet up on the running boards and declared "I'll never let you go!". Hahaha! Pathetic! I revved the engine and told her I was heading for the freeway so she was going to have a hard time living up to her words. I let the car roll forward a few feet and she jumped off, screaming that she loved me. 
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The most pathetic thing? Hmm....a girlfriend in college that I dumped after I found out she got drunk at a party and slept with some random guy. She surprised me at my car after work a couple of weeks later, crying and saying she couldn't live without me. I told her she'd have to give it her best shot and got in my car and started the engine. Before I could close the door, she grabbed ahold of it, put her feet up on the running boards and declared "I'll never let you go!". Hahaha! Pathetic! I revved the engine and told her I was heading for the freeway so she was going to have a hard time living up to her words. I let the car roll forward a few feet and she jumped off, screaming that she loved me.
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I keep imagining the girl is Kerri Kenney's character "Wiegel" from Reno 911
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