Philips Corp. wants you to shave your balls!

[Scooter]

I tie each individual pube to a length of string, then attatch the other end of said string to a door, take a step back, and slam the door. Works like a charm.

 

[War Lord]

I tie each individual pube to a length of string, then attatch the other end of said string to a door, take a step back, and slam the door. Works like a charm.

I prefer to pretend to be a deranged woman who caught her boyfriend cheating and proceed to rip out my hair in clumps.