Pizza slices

[Sawyer]

Really? Dammit man, how hungry are you?!

Don't ask me about my [pizza topping] business, Kay.

 

[PyroChamber]

The papa john's near me offers the square cut, but it only works for certain places usually local chains.

Now after seeing Ninja Turtles, I'm suddenly curious if it's possible to have a 99 cheese pizza.

 

[Pink Ranger]

The papa john's near me offers the square cut, but it only works for certain places usually local chains.

Now after seeing Ninja Turtles, I'm suddenly curious if it's possible to have a 99 cheese pizza.

The Monty Python cheese sketch names about 44 cheeses in total, so we know there's that many at least. I think 99 cheeses is possible, but we're going to have to count different types of the same cheese as different cheeses (old, medium, young, white and American cheddar, red and white stilton, regular and smoked gouda, etc.).

 

[Sawyer]

99 cheeses? How big was the pizza? If it was average, that can't be very much per different cheese on the pizza.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I got 99 cheeses, but a kraft slice ain't one!

 

[Guts]

He touches my pizzas and he's gonna wake up in a tub of ice with a handwritten note saying "IOU 1 testicle: W. Sawyer."

Don't ask me about my [pizza topping] business, Kay.

I'm guessing you would use that testicle for some meatball toppings. But how many meatballs would one testicle make?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

looks like melted tortilla chips on a bed of sauce... ugh...

Yeah, what does a one hundred year old Pizzeria renowned in New York City as one of the best, know about pizza, am I right? Enjoy your square-cut burnt crap from St Louie.

 

[Sawyer]

Yeah, what does a one hundred year old Pizzeria renowned in New York City as one of the best, know about pizza, am I right?

Nothing. They know nothing.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

Yeah, what does a one hundred year old Pizzeria renowned in New York City as one of the best, know about pizza, am I right? Enjoy your square-cut burnt crap from St Louie.

you need to stop making stopovers in Louie for that disgrace they call pizza and do a fly-by to Chi, where the pizza is VASTLY superior to that s**t they serve in Louie, young man...

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I.... have to leave this thread before I jump through computer screens and murder everyone. St Louie, Chi-town, LA, whatever... they all pale in comparison to NYC pizza. This shouldn't be up for debate. Only the mentally unwell enjoy deep-dish.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

you need to stop making stopovers in Louie for that disgrace they call pizza and do a fly-by to Chi, where the pizza is VASTLY superior to that s**t they serve in Louie, young man...

Maybe, but the pizza in NYC (which is what that was a pic of) is VASTLY superior to that fried deep crust looking crap from Chi.

Pizza wars, begun they have.

 

[Breogan]

What the frak is going on in Chicago with pizza anyway, Square Cutting a round pizza? And this insanity???
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[Pink Ranger]

Yeah, what does a one hundred year old Pizzeria renowned in New York City as one of the best, know about pizza, am I right? Enjoy your square-cut burnt crap from St Louie.

Was that a margherita pizza? I always order that whenever I go to a new place, to test how good their pizza chef is. Though I don't see the basil leaves, unless they are under the sauce and cheese.

 

[Guts]

So who puts anchovies on pizza?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Yeah that was margarita with buffalo mozzarella from Joe's Pizza in NYC which has a wall of celeb photos and is pretty much da bomb diggity as any New Yorker can attest. I don't know about the basil, but it was by the slice so maybe not.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

Maybe, but the pizza in NYC (which is what that was a pic of) is VASTLY superior to that fried deep crust looking crap from Chi.

Pizza wars, begun they have.

meh, I've been to NY and had their pizza... was no big shakes... I've had the pizza here for almost 40 years and I know what I like... you've obviously been hittin' the wrong NEIGHBORHOOD pizzerias... let me know when yer passin' thru and the real deal is on me, my treat, and THEN tell me what you've got to say... different strokes, man...

Pizza Wars, my ass...

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I can't turn down free pizza. Even bad pizza is good. But dude, let's be real. I'll put this in Chi-town terms you'll get. Chi pizza is the Scottie Pippen to New York pizza's Michael Jordan.

 

[TheAQU4M4N]

Using a fork and knife for pizza is absurb

 

[Pink Ranger]

I can't turn down free pizza. Even bad pizza is good. But dude, let's be real. I'll put this in Chi-town terms you'll get. Chi pizza is the Scottie Pippen to New York pizza's Michael Jordan.

Better analogy: Chi pizza is the New York Rangers to New York pizza's Chicago Blackhawks.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

we agree to disagree, JJ... but don't use Michael Jordan in the same breath as New York to put a comparison against Chi...

t:

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

Better analogy: Chi pizza is the New York Rangers to New York pizza's Chicago Blackhawks.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

Using a fork and knife for pizza is absurb

good god, who does THAT?!?

 

[Superman 1265]

good god, who does THAT?!?

I knew a girl in high school who did that, she removed the cheese from the pizza too.

 

[Breogan]

good god, who does THAT?!?

This was so embarrassing -
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Mod, that was bleeped right?

 

[Pink Ranger]

I knew a girl in high school who did that, she removed the cheese from the pizza too.

She lives with 34 cats now.