Pizza Drama

Ok I was hungry for pizza 40 seconds ago. Now I'm already nauseated at the thought of picking this pizza up.

I wanted Domino's $9.99 Brooklyn Pizza, but it's a large size and I can't eat all that -- I just want a medium.
Can't be done. A Brooklyn Pizza's thin crust can only be achieved by stretching it out into a larger size.

Well, heck, I LOVE thick crust -- and squashing it down to a medium would make it thick, riiiiight??? ...She goes and asks a manager. The manager says, and I heard HER through the phone, that BPs have to be large or bigger. But then she's saying something about putting extra cheese and meat on it to make it thicker. I DISTINCTLY heard her say that in the background.

Girl comes back to the phone.

"OKAY! We can make you a medium pizza with extra pepperoni and extra provolone -- just the way you want for the same price!!"

"I don't want extra meat or cheese. I just like a lot of bread...."

"Yeah! Just what you wanted!!"

"...That makes no logical sense. Why would extra provolone make the crust thicker --"

"OH NO! [giggles] Provolone is not the same cheese we put on top of the pizza. --It's kinda hard to explain."

"Yeah, but, I don't -- wait -- I don't really want that much pepperoni--"

"Oh it's not EXTRA pepperoni. The SLICES are just different! And it's the thicker medium, just like you wanted. Don't worry!"

" ... ... :huh: "

"The total comes to $10.77! Is that for pickup or delivery!?"

"How much is delivery up McCormick?"

"Four dollars!"

"Meh. I won't burn that much in gas. I'll come get it."

"It should be ready in 25 minutes. Thank you for choosing Domino's, where customer's come first!"


................. Oh God, WTF did I just do? :csad:
LOL! That just made my day.
 
shoulda just got some mexican food. you can never go wrong with mexican food.
QFT :csad:

if the pizza doesn't give you an ulcer later in life...you'll give yourself one.
:huh:

Thick crust sucks anyway.
THIS from a man called "Fried Gold"? :huh:

Next time, call Domino's up and tell they screwed up your order.

Tell them you ordered a large pepporoni pizza, and you instead recieved a large sausage pizza. Then, for their error, the manager said that they would put a credit in their system for a free pizza next time.

As dumb as this plan sounds, it works quite well.

Especially on Pizza Hut and Hungry Howie's.
That, too, would be against my religion :cmad:

I love happy endings :up:
This did not end in sex. :csad:

LOL! That just made my day.
k, well, I figure I may as well bump it :down
 
Domino's sucks. Don't you have a Papa Johns near you?


Aaaawwwww Papa Johns and the deadly garlic dip...........I love the garlic dip......................

























I gotta go exercise...............
 
you wil be eating da best pizza ever ina few!
 
I think there was an old Ninja Turtles episode with this exact same title.
 
I gotta go exercise...............

Ganon is really letting himself go.

ganondorftpqp5.jpg


But he's still wunder-hot, so don't beat yourself up. :yay:
 
Well,a good thing is that you can save the rest for another time.No need to force yourself to eat.
 
I have to force myself NOT to eat pizza. If its around...its getting consumed.
 
Ok now that's got me to thinking.
You guys know what would be great? A pizza delivered with GANON on it.
ganondorftpqp5.jpg


Man that would be one awesome f###ing pizza.

you wil be eating da best pizza ever ina few!
*head-banging down to knees*
OH GOD yes - YES - YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
 
Ok I was hungry for pizza 40 seconds ago. Now I'm already nauseated at the thought of picking this pizza up.

I wanted Domino's $9.99 Brooklyn Pizza, but it's a large size and I can't eat all that -- I just want a medium.
Can't be done. A Brooklyn Pizza's thin crust can only be achieved by stretching it out into a larger size.

Well, heck, I LOVE thick crust -- and squashing it down to a medium would make it thick, riiiiight??? ...She goes and asks a manager. The manager says, and I heard HER through the phone, that BPs have to be large or bigger. But then she's saying something about putting extra cheese and meat on it to make it thicker. I DISTINCTLY heard her say that in the background.

Girl comes back to the phone.

"OKAY! We can make you a medium pizza with extra pepperoni and extra provolone -- just the way you want for the same price!!"

"I don't want extra meat or cheese. I just like a lot of bread...."

"Yeah! Just what you wanted!!"

"...That makes no logical sense. Why would extra provolone make the crust thicker --"

"OH NO! [giggles] Provolone is not the same cheese we put on top of the pizza. --It's kinda hard to explain."

"Yeah, but, I don't -- wait -- I don't really want that much pepperoni--"

"Oh it's not EXTRA pepperoni. The SLICES are just different! And it's the thicker medium, just like you wanted. Don't worry!"

" ... ... :huh: "

"The total comes to $10.77! Is that for pickup or delivery!?"

"How much is delivery up McCormick?"

"Four dollars!"

"Meh. I won't burn that much in gas. I'll come get it."

"It should be ready in 25 minutes. Thank you for choosing Domino's, where customer's come first!"


................. Oh God, WTF did I just do? :csad:

To me it just sounds like a stubborn customer. You first asked for something that couldn't be done and you are ordering a thin crust pizza, which would lead them to believe you want thin crust. If you wanted a thicker crust then don't order something called a "Brooklyn styled THIN crust pizza." I don't know, its just common sense to me.
 
To me it just sounds like a stubborn customer. You first asked for something that couldn't be done and you are ordering a thin crust pizza, which would lead them to believe you want thin crust. If you wanted a thicker crust then don't order something called a "Brooklyn styled THIN crust pizza." I don't know, its just common sense to me.
It was not called a "Brooklyn styled THIN crust pizza". There was nothing wrong with me asking if it could be made in a smaller size. If it could not be made with thick crust, I was willing to take a regular medium with thick crust -- leave the brooklyn-whatever out of it. Her solution, though tasty, was absolutely non-sensical.
 

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