Police express concern over rapid superhero registry

[SLVRSR4]

Can't wait until one of them gets their cape stuck in a revolving door and gets shot to death.

I didn't see Dollar Bill registered he died before this came about

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Since these guys claim to do mostly charity work and menial things like giving directions and picking up trash are these "real life super villains" going to give bad directions and litter?

They'll also dangle cash in front of charity volunteers outside of grocery stores, then change their mind at the last minute, put it back in their pockets, and laugh.

But those are like the harshest, most evil of supervillains.

These two posts are useless without the Lex Luthor stealing cakes picture.

 

[Prison Mike]

Rolling Stone did an article on a real-life superhero called Master Legend. It's so pathetic that these guys think they are actually helping and an insult to the real police who trained and risk their lives everyday.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/25020634/the_legend_of_master_legend

 

[Eggyman]

'Police express concern over rapid superhero registry' sounds like something right out of Watchmen.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Why are they setting up a superhero registry? It should be a supervillain regestry. If i was granted some super human powers I know what I would do, rob a bank and plot to take over the world! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Eggyman]

Why are they setting up a superhero registry? It should be a supervillain regestry. If i was granted some super human powers I know what I would do, rob a bank and plot to take over the world! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But then RazorHawk would take your little plan, and turnit onnn itself.

 

[SalaciousVC]

These ****ers need to go get suits of armor and prototype military vehicles

 

[Wesley Dodds]

But then RazorHawk would take your little plan, and turnit onnn itself.

Don't forget his faithful partner Geist.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

But then RazorHawk would take your little plan, and turnit onnn itself.

 

[Captain Planet!]

These two posts are useless without the Lex Luthor stealing cakes picture.

And that's terrible.

 

[Keymaker]

Look, what Nolan did with his ''realism''! t:

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

If anyone wants to dress up to help people, the closest thing you can do to that is help charities. Show up, pose with the kids, raise money, all that stuff. One man taking on the world of crime is impossible.

 

[SWAT]

YES! I've found my calling! Where's my gun!? I must find these people and kill them! ... I mean, they'll need a nemesis!

 

[Silk Spectre]

'Police express concern over rapid superhero registry' sounds like something right out of Watchmen.

When I first read the headline that's what I thought and assumed it was some viral marketing for the film.

 

[Shemtov]

Thor Odinsons' 6 stepplan for becoming a Real-life superhero-fighter-vigilante:
1. don't. its a suicide mission. but if your reALLY DETICATED.....
2. Get yourself full body armor made of Kevlarand a vest and head covering made of Fibre-reinforced plastic.
3. train up in acrobatics, karate, Wing chun, Akido, Ju-Jisu, Kung-fu, Southern Praying mANTIS, Tai Chi, judo, Savate, and Krav Maga. the training should be like batman: no breaks.
4. Get an arsenal of blade weapons: Combat knives, Switchblade, parangs, sais, Bladed Boomerangs. and throwing knives. train in there proper use.
5. get a medical kit
6. get a utility belt for the things mentioned in steps 4 and 5.

 

[Prison Mike]

these superhero names these guys are coming up with are incredibly stupid and lame. Razorhawk? Master Legend? Geist? :facepalm

 

[Captain Planet!]

Ha, you said "knifes".

 

[SWAT]

Thor Odinsons' 6 stepplan for becoming a Real-life superhero-fighter-vigilante:
1. don't. its a suicide mission. but if your reALLY DETICATED.....
2. Get yourself full body armor made of Kevlarand a vest and head covering made of Fibre-reinforced plastic.
3. train up in acrobatics, karate, Wing chun, Akido, Ju-Jisu, Kung-fu, Southern Praying mANTIS, Tai Chi, judo, Savate, and Krav Maga. the training should be like batman: no breaks.
4. Get an arsenal of blade weapons: Combat knives, Switchblade, parangs, sais, Bladed Boomerangs. and throwing knives. trian in there proper use.
5. get a medical kit
6. get a utility belt for the things mentioned in steps 4 and 5.

Forget those things, everything can be solved with grenades...

 

[Sawyer]

These "superheroes" are stupid. Without superpowers, you're not a superhero. You're just a regular guy. Regular guys can be vigilantes (Rorschach, Batman... Lone Ranger?), but if you're just a regular guy in brightly colored spandex, then you're a *****....

If you're gonna beat the living s*** out of criminals in alleyways, more power to you. But if you're gonna wear a bright suit and call yourself a superhero... you're just lame.

 

[Rain Dog]

Only a matter of time before the Keene Act has to get passed...

 

[terry78]

RazorHawk is such a 1980's codename, man. He needs to step it up and use a name that's more now.

"Kestrel." Boom....it's more in tune with what current heroes use, not too busy, and it maintains the bird of prey motif.

 

[Raiden]

Look, what Nolan did with his ''realism''! t:

Didn't Batman openly mocked these real-life "superheroes" in TDK?

 

[Rain Dog]

Didn't Batman openly mocked these real-life "superheroes" in TDK?

At least those "superheroes" were packin' heat!

 

[X-Ray]

:facepalm @ ...

Lame names, lame costumes and that fact that a Batman pic was included in the slide show of lameness. What a insult to Batman.

 

[BestGirl]

Rolling Stone did an article on a real-life superhero called Master Legend. It's so pathetic that these guys think they are actually helping and an insult to the real police who trained and risk their lives everyday.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/25020634/the_legend_of_master_legend

Aww, Master Legend sounds like a great guy. The Sheriff's Department sounds as though they like him since they gave him a commendation.