Police express concern over rapid superhero registry

[Matt]

I read over some of the profiles, these people are ****ing nuts.

I like this one, she is like the hippie of super heroes.

Black Arrow protects the United Kingdoms.

" I am a female RLSH, I was born to be a RLSH. My mission is to save the world. I aid those in need, I serve justice to those who deserve it. I give advice and guidance. But I am not just here for the people, I am here for the animals and the environment, for they are part of this world. Everyone has the power to stand up for themselves, to stand up for other people, but it's the few that decide to embrace that power and be heard, and these people are RLSH, and rightly so. We stand for our beliefs, the rights of others. We stand for those who cannot. We stand because we can. It's not that uniform you wear or the training you have done that matters, it's how big your heart is and how far you are willing to go for your fellow man. "*

But yeah, these guys are crazy.

 

[knowsbleed]

Thor Odinsons' 6 stepplan for becoming a Real-life superhero-fighter-vigilante:
1. don't. its a suicide mission. but if your reALLY DETICATED.....
2. Get yourself full body armor made of Kevlarand a vest and head covering made of Fibre-reinforced plastic.
3. train up in acrobatics, karate, Wing chun, Akido, Ju-Jisu, Kung-fu, Southern Praying mANTIS, Tai Chi, judo, Savate, and Krav Maga. the training should be like batman: no breaks.
4. Get an arsenal of blade weapons: Combat knives, Switchblade, parangs, sais, Bladed Boomerangs. and throwing knives. train in there proper use.
5. get a medical kit
6. get a utility belt for the things mentioned in steps 4 and 5.

Please... train me.

 

[Johann Krauss]

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....|_| Riddle me this Razorhawk: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?

 

[imdaly]

Apparently these people haven't read "Kick-Ass"...

 

[Keymaker]

Didn't Batman openly mocked these real-life "superheroes" in TDK?

Good point...forgot about that

 

[AnorexicBatman]

*Epic TDK theme plays*

Kevlar body armour - $ 100,000

Dual Uzi 9 MM - $ 50,000

A haunted Katana - 10 cents

Writing BLOODSHOT on my armor in my own blood - Priceless

Ya but these losers will get themselves killed. Batman Begins showed us that it takes an insane amount of preparation and training which most today are not willing to do. Superman taught us that it requires a heart of gold which no one has. Iron Man taught us that it needs a lot of money and Hulk taught us that a little near-lethal dose of gamma radiation goes a long way. It also kind of undermines the concept of why most of our favorite superheroes exist.


Also, can Bloodshot join the villains guild?
I have already kidnapped in Razorhawk's mother and father and placed them in different warehouses in the city filled with bombs. I now only need to get caught in an epic car chase involving my Pinto and whatever the hell Hawk is driving...


MARK MY WORDS HAWK!! THE CITY SHALL BLLLLEEEEDDDD!!!

 

[Majic Walrus]

they're gonna need villains. who's with me?

Can I be the Joker? I'm already pretty pale and weak.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Only if you put a smile on someone's face...

 

[BestGirl]

That Rolling Stone article was hilarious. I loled when I read about Master Legend, Ace, and the Black Panther getting together. Sounds like a low rent version of the Justice League. I also liked that line about some superheroes being only a faceful of acid away from being supervillains.

 

[Showtime]

I think I need to write a screenplay about this.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Why do they want to be heroes though? Don't they realize how much hard work it involves? Not to mention the moral dilemmas and putting loved ones at risk.

To be a villain all you need to do is kill a few people and come up with a ridiculous scheme to "Take over the WOOORRRLLLDD!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

 

[Obi-Ron]

3. train up in acrobatics, karate, Wing chun, Akido, Ju-Jisu, Kung-fu, Southern Praying mANTIS, Tai Chi, judo, Savate, and Krav Maga. the training should be like batman: no breaks.

Everybody have fun tonight. Everyone wing chun tonight.

 

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Chicago? Detroit? PIttsburg? LA? i cant help but notice there aren't any fapping to anime there

edit: you have now entered The Twilight Zone

 

[Shemtov]

i'm joning the villians guild as the Penguin!

 

[Shemtov]

Everybody have fun tonight. Everyone wing chun tonight.

dont make fun of wing chun:
[YT]foAAVQKvhtA[/YT]

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I'm joining up and I'm gonna call myself something great and original. How does Super Duper Man sound?

 

[HarlequinOfHate]

....:facepalm


~HoH~

 

[OctaviusINC]

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....|_| Riddle me this Razorhawk: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?

A SPARROW WITH A MACHINE GUN!

Couldn't care less. The phrase is "couldn't care less."

Thanks, mom

But I COULD care less. The fact that these people think they're really superheroes intrigues me. So I COULD care less.

 

[Shemtov]

i'm joining the villians guild as the Penguin!
now where did i put that umbrella-gun?

 

[chaseter]

I will take any villain off of the Venture Brothers...now those are some good villains

 

[Shemtov]

i would've been the joker....but hes taken . unless......one of is the Nicholson joker and another is the Ledger Joker!

 

[chaseter]

Nope...all the gross fat guys fought over who got to be The Joker in July.

 

[OctaviusINC]

Alright Fellas. All this villain talk has me thinking. So I came up with a persona last night. Alright, this world deserves a better class of criminal! So RazorHawk and his little justice society better prepare themselves for the wrath of:

The Taint!

Heroes beware! The Taint could already be between you!

 

[chaseter]

HAHA I love how you made the font brown

 

[Manic]

But I COULD care less. The fact that these people think they're really superheroes intrigues me. So I COULD care less.

Just take the hit, admit you got a common expression wrong in the same way 9 out of 10 people seem to, and remember to put "n't" on "could" next time. Jeeze.