Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble

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"Poohniverse" Film Sets A Twisted Universe - Dark Horizons

The “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey” filmmakers are planning to expand on the success of their micro-budget slasher with something far more ambitious – the Twisted Childhood Universe (TCU). The team is taking the sub-$50,000 budget film and its $5.2 million box-office success and expanding on...

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*Checks calendar* No, it's not April Fool's Day yet.

 

[Lily Adler]

"Poohniverse" Film Sets A Twisted Universe - Dark Horizons

The “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey” filmmakers are planning to expand on the success of their micro-budget slasher with something far more ambitious – the Twisted Childhood Universe (TCU). The team is taking the sub-$50,000 budget film and its $5.2 million box-office success and expanding on...

www.darkhorizons.com

*Checks calendar* No, it's not April Fool's Day yet.

Waiting on Snow White...

 

[Drizzle]

I was gonna say take the H out of Poohniverse and you'd have a more appropriate title but then I realized it becomes an even more NSFW word than poo and it's exactly what it sounds like when you say it out loud.

 

[Milk Tray Guy]

Poohniverse is an awesome name (probably better than the films will be).

 

[sdgrandia86]

Oh bother

 

[Arachnerd]

The time has come for someone to supplant Sony with their own worse cinematic universe.

 

[GreenKToo]

Eeyore voice. Weeellll he1111. I guess I'll just sit over here. Under appreciated. It's ook. I'm used to it.

 

[Sithborg]

Well, that is likely a record for running something into the ground. Horror with an ability to be cheap and quick, does mean setting up such a crossover is fairly easy and quick.

 

[Lily Adler]

We were warned about making that film a hit.

 

[Sithborg]

We were warned about making that film a hit.

When your budget is 100K, the bar for success is... low.

 

[Wildcard]

This should be a clear reminder to everyone to not let their dreams be memes. If this nonsense can be turned into a cinematic universe, you too can achieve the success you desire.

But man o' man, you just know these movies gonna get worse and worse. And the first one was already a gargantuan pile of garbage.

 

[Sithborg]

We will see. They are actually putting more money into at least the Pooh sequel. Apparently the Pooh prosethitics and costuming went from $800 to $20000.

 

[Wildcard]

We will see. They are actually putting more money into at least the Pooh sequel. Apparently the Pooh prosethitics and costuming went from $800 to $20000.

I noticed. I was actually shocked at how much better Pooh looks just from the poster alone, so it's at least a plus that he won't maintain the same look as the first film.

To be honest, these types of movies are goofy as all hell & they're obviously not the most high quality films, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy them, especially when they aren't taking themselves too seriously. Regardless of any jokes I make, I'll definitely end up checking these out because I've seen far, far worse than anything that's even in the first one.

At least here the cast & crew had fun and you can pick up on that energy throughout the film.