Porn Screams Prompt Sword Rescue

[Lackey]

I bought a house two weeks ago, it'll take almost a year to build, though.

The lady in the apartment next to me listens to country music really loud.

 

[Lackey]

Aw, as silly as it seems that the guy charged in with a SWORD, I don't think he should get in trouble for it. What if someone really had been getting raped? He was just trying to help

pffft, girls like to get raped

 

[sinewave]

'Nuff said.

jag

i instantly thought of jonty when i read that... then i remembered he lives in canada and is a huge *****.

 

[Elijya]

there's pictures of the guys here:
http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/5961006.html

 

[sinewave]

there's pictures of the guys here:
http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/5961006.html

if i was the guy watching the porn i definitely wouldn't want my picture published.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

RoFL.. I feel sorry for the guy he busted in on, how creepy must he be? I mean the other guy heard sex coming from his room and INSTANTLY assumed he must be raping someone... completely ruling out that some girl might be having sex with him willingly.

 

[Kritish]

Watching porn in surrond sound = bad idea

 

[AndThePickles]

RoFL.. I feel sorry for the guy he busted in on, how creepy must he be? I mean the other guy heard sex coming from his room and INSTANTLY assumed he must be raping someone... completely ruling out that some girl might be having sex with him willingly.

Well, there's a big difference between pleasurable sex noises and pained screaming......who knows what kind of porn the guy was watching.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Well, there's a big difference between pleasurable sex noises and pained screaming......

depends what the girls in to...

 

[Kritish]

Well, there's a big difference between pleasurable sex noises and pained screaming......who knows what kind of porn the guy was watching.

Maybe he thought Shaq was raping her...

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

there's pictures of the guys here:
http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/5961006.html

somehow this story just got even better after seeing what they looked like.

Thats gotta be embarrassing as hell for the guy watching the porno. YOu know someone he works with is going to see this.

As for the sword-wielder, he's about what I expected. Probably takes his sword to Ren Fair on the weekends and play fights guys in chain mail. Also Jack Sparrow called, he wants his facial hair back....

 

[terry78]

If they were screaming like that, he must've been watching Anal Bandits 3. I mean, never mind.

 

[Elijya]

somehow this story just got even better after seeing what they looked like.

Thats gotta be embarrassing as hell for the guy watching the porno. YOu know someone he works with is going to see this.

As for the sword-wielder, he's about what I expected. Probably takes his sword to Ren Fair on the weekends and play fights guys in chain mail. Also Jack Sparrow called, he wants his facial hair back....

the article clearly states that it's a calvary sword, one he said belonged to his family, so while it's amusing to think of the guy as some sword purchasing D&D geek, that's not the case

 

[Elijya]

behold, my art:

 

[Mike_D202]

"I've come for the girl...

...and your head."

*cue guitar riff*

 

[imdaly]

"I've come for the girl..."

"I just did, too."

 

[Ahura Mazda]

I just do not understand how he had no phone....

 

[Kyalesyin]

This is totally surreal. I may have to forward it to my cousins though.

 

[November Rain]

the real funny part is that he probably did rape someone...

 

[Flash-er]

It kinda sounds like the guy (who still lives with his mom?) had delusions of grandure... "I'M going to save this damsel in distress!". It's a noble intention, but everything about it screams to the idea that he doesn't have much social interaction with the outside world... including the telephone. He's a Norman Bates waiting to happen.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

the article clearly states that it's a calvary sword, one he said belonged to his family, so while it's amusing to think of the guy as some sword purchasing D&D geek, that's not the case

ah man, you had to go and throw cold water on my daydream...

Damn you and your "facts"

behold, my art:

thats the purtiest red X I ever did see....

 

[chamber-music]

.......................ZORRO!!!!

 

[Chris Wallace]

this is pretty damn funny...

http://www.comcast.net/news/nationa...=/2007/02/21/592390.html&cvqh=itn_pornscreams



I dont know who should feel more embarrassed?

LOL!!!!

 

[Dope Nose]

here's an updated article in which Stieghorst calls Van Iveren "obnoxiously late" and claims to have been watching the pornographic movie a full 9 hours prior to his neighbour bursting in. the title of the DVD is also revealed.

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=569088

Swordsman's claim disputed
Prosecutor says sounds on neighbor's DVD were consensual sex, not rape
By DAVID DOEGE and AMY RINARD
Posted: Feb. 21, 2007

Waukesha - The pornographic DVD that was being played in an Oconomowoc apartment doesn't square with a man's claim that he thought he heard a rape in progress before storming into the residence with a sword, a prosecutor said Wednesday.

"Does hearing the sounds of consensual sex under these kinds of circumstances indicate that a crime may have been occurring? Obviously, the Oconomowoc police thought not," Waukesha County Assistant District Attorney Kevin Osborne said.

As for kicking in the door while armed with a sword, Osborne said, "Was that a reasonable response? It's reported that he pounded on the door and kicked it in before the man had a chance to open it. That doesn't appear to have been a reasonable reaction to me."

Osborne said the decision to file the charges against James W. Van Iveren over the Feb. 11 incident primarily boiled down to his reported beliefs and actions being unreasonable.

"If he disagrees, we can take it to trial," Osborne said. "That's why we have trials."

Van Iveren's neighbor, Bret Stieghorst, said Wednesday that he believed Van Iveren was doing what he thought was the right thing in kicking in the door to his apartment and didn't care about the charges that were filed, except damage to property.

"He did kick in my door, so he should get charged with that," said Stieghorst, 33, who works full time and is a student at Waukesha County Technical College. "But he really didn't do anything except what he thought was right. I don't know what I would have done in that situation."

But if Van Iveren was attempting to rescue what he thought was a woman in danger he was "obnoxiously late," said Stieghorst, who said he watched the movie between 1 and 2:30 a.m., but Van Iveren did not burst into his apartment until about 11:30 a.m.

When he told Van Iveren that he was going to call the police, Van Iveren ran out the door of the apartment and down the stairs, and Stieghorst said he followed him. It was only when they got to the bottom of the stairs, and Van Iveren ducked into the door of another apartment, that he realized Van Iveren was his neighbor, he said.

Stieghorst, who said he has lived in his small downtown apartment for five years, said he was watching an adult DVD in Spanish called "Casa de Culo." He said the movie has no screaming that would suggest to someone a woman was in danger.

"It's all in Spanish, and I don't understand a word of it," he said. "I only bought it for the hot chicks."

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged by Osborne last week with one count each of criminal trespass while using a dangerous weapon, criminal damage to property while using a dangerous weapon and disorderly conduct while using a dangerous weapon.

Van Iveren told a reporter Tuesday that he distinctly heard a woman screaming while he was listening to music in his first floor apartment on the morning of Feb. 11. When the screams persisted over an extended period, he concluded that a rape was taking place in the apartment above his, so he decided to intervene, according to Van Iveren.

Van Iveren said he grabbed an heirloom sword, raced up a staircase to the apartment above him and kicked in the door, expecting to find a woman being raped. He said he left after the neighbor showed him that he was alone in the apartment.

Osborne said Wednesday that the case was unusual.

"I guess I'd call it a unique set of circumstances," he said.

Osborne said, though, that it would be a mistake to let Van Iveren off the hook merely because he says he was mistaken.

"You can't just make up an excuse for your behavior and expect to avoid consequences," he said.

Stieghorst said the incident will not change his movie-viewing habits.

"No, way; I'm a man and I'm a normal person," he said. "But I think I will get some good headphones, maybe some wireless ones."

 

[The Squirrel]

This will be on Leno.