Post Here To Find Out What Your Totem Is

[PhePhe112]

i want to know!!

 

[BRUTAL]

BRUTAL, The Spirits admire you and want me to open a can of tuna to tell you that you are an orange tabby housecat:

You are very selective about who you will give your trust and love to, but once you do you do it fully. To everyone else you are cynical and distrusting. When you are mad at people you poop on their pillow and destroy their couch. You rarely flush the toilet and are demanding, wanting what you want when you want it. A ball of yarn can keep you entertained for hours. You show great athletic prowess and agility and have a propensity for landing on your feet. If it's sunny out, you are worthless, preferring to lay and bask in it's rays rather than do anything productive.

jag

That's eerily accurate... HOWYOUDODAT?

 

[Logan's Runt]

I've gotten the giraffe thing before.

I was hoping for something more insightful.

I thought it was pretty insightful. And as an 'older woman,' this simply justifies having my way with you.

 

[nosebleed.]

I've gotten the giraffe thing before.

I was hoping for something more insightful.

I don't know if there's an animal that slaps crotches to survive.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I thought it was pretty insightful. And as an 'older woman,' this simply justifies having my way with you.

You, among others.

I don't know if there's an animal that slaps crotches to survive.

Touche.

 

[Bastila]

This looks interesting I want to know hehe.

 

[Logan's Runt]

You, among others.

I'm first in line. They can join, after a bit.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I'm first in line. They can join, after a bit.

You're married.

Hence, not in line.

 

[Logan's Runt]

You're married.

Hence, not in line.

He and I have an understanding.

So ****.

 

[nosebleed.]

He and I have an understanding.

MWB

Married
with
Benefits

 

[Logan's Runt]

MWB

Married
with
Benefits

 

[bored]

If my totem is a spider-god, I'm gonna be pissed.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

He and I have an understanding.

So ****.

Yes, ma'am.

 

[jaguarr]

hook me up jags

DarthRekal, The Spirits have thundered it down from the mountain tops. You are a beaver:

You are a lake dwelling creature with a severe overbite. Your musky, a very capable carpenter, and can hold your breath for very long periods of time. You have the power to change the face of the earth, flooding valleys on a whim. You have a tight network of friends and family and you communicate to one another by slapping your own asses. Highly industrious, you are best suited for a career in engineering or carpentry. Your natural enemy is Sacajawea and her friends.

jag

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Lmfao. I enjoyed mine. "Lots of mates." Rawr.

 

[DarthRekal]

DarthRekal, The Spirits have thundered it down from the mountain tops. You are a beaver:

You are a lake dwelling creature with a severe overbite. Your musky, a very capable carpenter, and can hold your breath for very long periods of time. You have the power to change the face of the earth, flooding valleys on a whim. You have a tight network of friends and family and you communicate to one another by slapping your own asses. Highly industrious, you are best suited for a career in engineering or carpentry. Your natural enemy is Sacajawea and her friends.

jag

t:

 

[jaguarr]

This reminds me. I should make a "post here to be banned" thread, just for people to post and be banned

Drakon, The Spirits have mumbled about you. Apparently you are a billy goat:

You will eat anything. Absolutely anything. You appreciate things in life that most people do not and have a propensity for problem solving, such as figuring out how to open a gate latch using only your nose. You love people but will head butt them if they make you mad. Incredibly stubborn doesn't even begin to describe you but those close to you love you for it. Your natural enemy are the people of Belize, who want to slow roast you and eat you with rice.

jag

 

[Logan's Runt]

Drakon, The Spirits have mumbled about you. Apparently you are a billy goat:

You will eat anything. Absolutely anything. You appreciate things in life that most people do not and have a propensity for problem solving, such as figuring out how to open a gate latch using only your nose. You love people but will head butt them if they make you mad. Incredibly stubborn doesn't even begin to describe you but those close to you love you for it. Your natural enemy are the people of Belize, who want to slow roast you and eat you with rice.

jag

Rofflmao. t:

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Lol. I remember a billy goat once ate a poster my sister had in her hand. It amused me.

 

[jaguarr]

Meh, my curiosity always gets the better of me, so hit me with it, jag.

X-Chick, from the thunderous clouds above, The Spirits have deigned that I tell you your totem is the swan:

You were a horrid looking child, but have somehow grown up to be a woman of grace and beauty, despite your large nose. Many cultures have worshiped and revered you throughout time, honoring your deep spirituality and soulfulness. You are very proud of your plumage and often put it on grandiose display even when it is highly inappropriate. As with most swans, you will mate for life and probably force your mate to watch your children most of the time.

jag

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

sure what the hell

 

[jaguarr]

fine I'm in....

GGVenomSandman, The Spirits want it known to all that your totem is poison ivy:

You generally rub people the wrong way and give everyone you come into contact with a rash. Your existence has launched an entire industry focused on providing relief from you. Generally, all your friends and family are poison ivy as well and you all are offshoots of the same seedlings. It's all very incestuous. Your natural enemies are goats, who can eat you with no ill side effects, and brush fires.

jag

 

[Drakon]

Drakon, The Spirits have mumbled about you. Apparently you are a billy goat:

You will eat anything. Absolutely anything. You appreciate things in life that most people do not and have a propensity for problem solving, such as figuring out how to open a gate latch using only your nose. You love people but will head butt them if they make you mad. Incredibly stubborn doesn't even begin to describe you but those close to you love you for it. Your natural enemy are the people of Belize, who want to slow roast you and eat you with rice.

jag

Oh snap!

I'm gonna register a new name "goatt"

 

[The Last Meatbag]

This sounds like a lovely idea.

Do tell me, Jag.

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

GGVenomSandman, The Spirits want it known to all that your totem is poison ivy:

You generally rub people the wrong way and give everyone you come into contact with a rash. Your existence has launched an entire industry focused on providing relief from you. Generally, all your friends and family are poison ivy as well and you all are offshoots of the same seedlings. It's all very incestuous. Your natural enemies are goats, who can eat you with no ill side effects, and brush fires.

jag

not true but......well, can poison Ivy killl people??