jaguarr
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_NOIR_, The Spirits are sure to wear shoes around you for your totem is the Red Velvet Mite:
You are very concerned about environmental conservation and your daily routine reflects this. You are content to let others carry you through life, however, which can be off putting for some. When ready to mate, you create a big stockpile of your sperm and then set several smaller silken trails of it for females to follow, leading them to you and your pile of sperm. If she likes you, she'll sit in it. If another male Red Velvet Mite finds your stockpile, he'll destroy it and replace it with is own. Yes, your sex life reads much like a German porn movie. Your natural enemy is a can of Raid.
jag

You are very concerned about environmental conservation and your daily routine reflects this. You are content to let others carry you through life, however, which can be off putting for some. When ready to mate, you create a big stockpile of your sperm and then set several smaller silken trails of it for females to follow, leading them to you and your pile of sperm. If she likes you, she'll sit in it. If another male Red Velvet Mite finds your stockpile, he'll destroy it and replace it with is own. Yes, your sex life reads much like a German porn movie. Your natural enemy is a can of Raid.
jag