Post Here to Find Out Your Totem! - Version 2.0

[Watson]

Too late, meet me and Steve in the back of the McDonalds by the dumpster

I don't want Steve's sloppy seconds

 

[darkseid26]

i want a totem

 

[Majic Walrus]

Steve and myself have talked to the spirit gods. You are a:

Walrus

You are the loveable Walrus. You are very akward and slow moving but very graceful in the water. You like physical contact to heat up those cold nights. You have street smarts and you love to hear jokes but when you laugh, you are very loud. You have thick skin and a little extra padding in the belly so that you don't freeze in the winter. You like to keep your finger and toe nails longer to easily grasp things, but that is gross. Some say you may look like Dr. Phil??? The walrus has a huge wiener according to 50 First Dates...be proud Your enemy is the polar bear.

Yep. That's all true.

 

[Speedball]

Totem please!

 

[Gilpesh]

Erect

Hah.

 

[Darth Rockwell]

I want a totem

 

[chaseter]

Do me!!!



...I mean, I want a totem

I am ****ed up and it is hot in this little tent and Steve smells really bad.

Dr. Watson, you are the:

Miniature Pink Poodle

Dr. Watson, you exude feminine attitudes and are very lady like. You are small and your bark is worse than your bite. You fit nicely into many carry on bags. You are loyal and very territorial while defending your beliefs and loved ones. You sometimes poop or pee on accident. As a dog, you are very intelligent and sensitive. You are a great teacher for those who are willing students and are willing to take younger pups under your paw. You have to go to the groomer to look your best. Your enemy is the tape worm.

 

[Watson]

I am ****ed up and it is hot in this little tent and Steve smells really bad.

Dr. Watson, you are the:

Miniature Pink Poodle

Dr. Watson, you exude feminine attitudes and are very lady like. You are small and your bark is worse than your bite. You fit nicely into many carry on bags. You are loyal and very territorial while defending your beliefs and loved ones. You sometimes poop or pee on accident. As a dog, you are very intelligent and sensitive. You are a great teacher for those who are willing students and are willing to take younger pups under your paw. You have to go to the groomer to look your best. Your enemy is the tape worm.

but I really hate pink

 

[Gilpesh]

but I really hate pink

THAT'S A LIE.

 

[Watson]

It is definitely not my favourite colour

I'll be a purple miniature poodle :heart:

 

[Gilpesh]

It is definitely not my favourite colour

I'll be a purple miniature poodle :heart:

 

[chaseter]

Totemize me, cap'n.

Jay Leno is one so Steve and I have time for a few more since we don't watch that crap.

Matty Murdock, the gods have spoken and they show us the:

Bat

Your life force is strong and you are very adaptable. You are also a very habitual person. You are a night person and that is when you like to be the most active. You are not a morning person. You are a very good listener and you get most of your work and thinking done at night. When you get angry, you may carry rabies so people better beware. You depend on others for some things like blood! You are not a fruit bat so you don't like to party at raves with glow sticks and you don't wear tight shorts. Lastly, bats make so much cooler superheroes than lame kids that get toxic waste sprayed in their eyes. Your enemy is the feral cat.

 

[chaseter]

It is definitely not my favourite colour

I'll be a purple miniature poodle :heart:

They don't make those. You are a woman, and women wear pink. Thanks Legally Blonde

DON'T QUESTION THE GODS

 

[ARROGANCE]

What is my Totem?

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

I want a totemz.

 

[chaseter]

Ooo, ooo, I want a totem!

Ohhhhh, a lady! Come on in the tent with Steve and me. We have drinks and smokes. No? Fine. Steve, what is her damn totem....

Steve says it is:

House Cat

You are the epitome of a girly girl. You are very clean and you like to smell good. You achieve this by licking yourself. You are a very finicky eater but lets face it, you will eat some garbage if you are hungry. You are very cunning and resourceful. You like to take naps and curl up in a warm blanket instead of running around the room like those damn, annoying dogs. You hate bad weather because it will ruin your hair and clothes. You also like to have fun but you get tired out very quickly or something else catches your attention. Lastly, you don't mind getting a little *glasses*...Frisky...YEEEEAHHHHHHH. Your enemy is the coyote.

 

[DDS]

Me next.

I'm quite scared.

 

[Gilpesh]

Me totem want! Me totem want!

 

[Spider-Fan]

I want a totem!!!

NOW!!!

 

[Speedball]

I want a totem!!!

NOW!!!

If you do that... you'll get something you don't want...
I did that last time, and got a spider. Then two years later I got bit by two in one week and it looked like my foot was gonna rot away...

 

[SuperFerret]

So, Majic is going to get bitten by two walruses?

 

[Speedball]

So, Majic is going to get bitten by two walruses?

That... or be molested by one... It might not ACTUALLY be a walrus... but a walrus in human disguise, if you know what I mean.

 

[AndThePickles]

You can't rush Steve; he'll curse you!

 

[SuperFerret]

I've never cursed anyone, and how'd you find out my name?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Do me man.