Post Here to Find Out Your Totem! - Version 2.0

[Watson]

Hey guys, if you enjoyed your totem and this thread, please support team SMACKDOWN and sport this avvy for the next 24 hours. You could help us out in Survivor a great deal

A size for everyone!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

You are not a beaver. As a gay man, that would be irony said Steve. No, you are something far better:

Koala

Bill, you are the cute and cuddly Koala. Because of that, people of all ages love you and want to hug you. You love to eat salads and vegetables and aren't much of a meat eater. Since you limit yourself to certain kinds of foods, you have digestive problems and your poops probably really stink. You are a solitary animal and are indifferent to you most others. But, you don't mind their company every so often. You have poor eye sight and good hearing. Although you may appear cute and passive, you are very territorial and will slice a ***** with your sharp claws if necessary. You are seldom distracted, always focused, and appear to be relaxed. Since the Koala has a pouch, you aren't against fanny packs and have used one before. Your enemy is the Dingo.

I lawled at this so badly. Wow.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Hey guys, if you enjoyed your totem and this thread, please support team SMACKDOWN and sport this avvy for the next 24 hours. You could help us out in Survivor a great deal

A size for everyone!

NO!

Swami Steve still owes me a totem

And I knew this was for Survivor!!!

 

[DDS]

Me next.

I'm quite scared.

Steve missed one.

 

[Venom 1988]

^^^^
Wait thy turn!

Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Majic Walrus]

Hey guys, if you enjoyed your totem and this thread, please support team SMACKDOWN and sport this avvy for the next 24 hours. You could help us out in Survivor a great deal

A size for everyone!

Put 'em on.

 

[chaseter]

Swami Steve and I are out for dinner...settle down, you will all get one!

Do not worry, I will keep doing this after Survivor so this isn't a gimmick.

 

[chaseter]

I know what totem suits me best, but I'll bite. Give me a totem.

Life is full of surprises, and so is hallicinogen induced spirit walks. You are a:

Roadrunner

You do fine in the hot weather. You also like running or jogging. You are a very good multi tasker, some might say as good as a woman. That is when you are in your element because you are a quick thinker. You are a very vocal person like the parrot, but no one really understands you. Maybe because you are crazy. Even though food is sparce in the arid desert, you are willing to give up the best pieces of food to a mate while you dance around her in hopes you get laid. You are a keen survivalist, but not a smart ladies bird-man. Like the House Cat, your enemy is the Coyote.

 

[enterthemadness]

Do one for me, please. With cherries on top.

 

[chaseter]

Steve missed one.

Wait your turn or Steve's brother, Randy, will show you to the back of the line.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Chase-Chase-Baby,

Do we have to be little animals or critters? Or can we also be linked to the elements?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I lawled at this so badly. Wow.

I'm totally buying a fanny pack right now.

 

[chaseter]

Chase-Chase-Baby,

Do we have to be little animals or critters? Or can we also be linked to the elements?

Totems are connected to spirit animals. Some animals are however connected more so to the elements than others. So, all the totems are living things that have a life force. So, you can't be a rock or water. But, you can be things like a tree.

 

[SuperFerret]

Life is full of surprises, and so is hallicinogen induced spirit walks. You are a:

Roadrunner

You do fine in the hot weather. You also like running or jogging. You are a very good multi tasker, some might say as good as a woman. That is when you are in your element because you are a quick thinker. You are a very vocal person like the parrot, but no one really understands you. Maybe because you are crazy. Even though food is sparce in the arid desert, you are willing to give up the best pieces of food to a mate while you dance around her in hopes you get laid. You are a keen survivalist, but not a smart ladies bird-man. Like the House Cat, your enemy is the Coyote.

A BIRD!!?? Chase, you wound me. Of all things, you make me a damn bird.

Birds are only for being killed, cooked, and shoved onto a flat ceramic disk we call a "plate".

 

[chaseter]

A BIRD!!?? Chase, you wound me. Of all things, you make me a damn bird.

Birds are only for being killed, cooked, and shoved onto a flat ceramic disk we call a "plate".

You eat roadrunner

Don't yell at me, yell at the totem gods. That information is correct, just accept that you are a roadrunner. They have many admirable traits.

 

[SuperFerret]

They have no admirable traits, they are birds.

 

[Watson]

I'm totally buying a fanny pack right now.

Nice avvy :heart:

 

[chaseter]

They have no admirable traits, they are birds.

Ferrets are rodents that hide and bite toes. You always win against the Coyote BEEP BEEP.

 

[SuperFerret]

Ferrets aren't rodents, they are of the same family as weasels.

 

[chaseter]

I wouldn't want to be a weasel. Look, if you don't like it...go kill an animal, put on its fur, and then take some peyote.

Better yet, if you use our avatar, I will talk with Steve and we will see what we can work out.

 

[chaseter]

TEDDY demands TOTEM!!!

And, TEDDY gets totem. TEDDY talk like Hulk. Steve like TEDDY. Hulk is Steve?

Panda Bear

You TEDDY, are the mysterious Panda. You represent the uniting of black and white, light and dark. Your odd posting is a unifying factor here between factions. The panda is also conflicted with its past and its future. You also like harder foods like the bamboo. You will sit there and chew your food very well. Like the Koala, your diet of fiber makes you have stinky poops. However, the Panda's stomach is suited for a carnivore, so the Panda has to eat a lot of bamboo. This shows that you are willing to change. You also prefer to be solitary but company does not anger you. You purposely come off as cute, wearing the guise to make humans come near you. But, you are a viscious animal and will maul those idiots to death. This is a trait for plans of world domination. Your enemy is Rick Taps and Erzengel.

 

[Jokah Mon]

I wanna totem!

 

[Majic Walrus]

That panda's like: "Whoa guys. Chill out. Let's talk about this. I'm feelin' endangered over here. Just put the gun away...."

 

[TEDDY]

And, TEDDY gets totem. TEDDY talk like Hulk. Steve like TEDDY. Hulk is Steve?

Panda Bear

You TEDDY, are the mysterious Panda. You represent the uniting of black and white, light and dark. Your odd posting is a unifying factor here between factions. The panda is also conflicted with its past and its future. You also like harder foods like the bamboo. You will sit there and chew your food very well. Like the Koala, your diet of fiber makes you have stinky poops. However, the Panda's stomach is suited for a carnivore, so the Panda has to eat a lot of bamboo. This shows that you are willing to change. You also prefer to be solitary but company does not anger you. You purposely come off as cute, wearing the guise to make humans come near you. But, you are a viscious animal and will maul those idiots to death. This is a trait for plans of world domination. Your enemy is Rick Taps and Erzengel.

Damn right!

 

[chaseter]

I want a totem

Prisoner Michael, the gods have spoken and they say you are a:

Baboon

You are a fascinating animal to watch. You are very aware of your environment, even when you are drunk. You are a problem solver and figured out that if you put a stick in a tree hole, you can get termites. However, it is just easier to steal **** from tourists. You use your hands a lot and you tend to sit on your big red butt than out running around. However, you are very unpredictable and your mood can change in an instant from hooting and laughing to snarling and throwing feces. You are most active in the day and that is when you get most of your work done. Since you have a big shiny hiney, you are more prone to moon people. Your enemy is the Jaguar.