Postman delivers woman his own 'packet'

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  1. psychocheeseman Registered

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    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23138195-2,00.html

    i'm so glad i'm never at home when the post arrives...
     
  2. Ghostvirus Registered

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    There are so many things wrong with that story.
     
  3. Argyle of Sock Registered

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    Now I feel dirty for having read that...
     
  4. Rando Aces Registered

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    what is wrong with our world?
     
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    ...why would you show your junk to a 63 year old? I can you know, see the 13 year old thing, the guys a pedo or whatever...but a granny?
     
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    wait how do they know is was deliberate, sometimes ya package can pop out.
     
  7. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    Well if it was "accidental" I am sure he would have noticed and tried to cover up and pop it back......
     
  8. moraldeficiency Maxwell's Demon

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    So you're saying it's possible that around a 63 year old widow your @ock might pop out completely erect by accident?
     
  9. Ice-man Registered

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    Hey guy, its a possibility, you ever see a really really hott women and BAM insta *****, that could have happened with this guy, maybe hes into old women, and his member got a little too happy.

    just popped out to say hello.
     
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    hahaha, the thread says 'packet' not 'package' . . . :O dumb ass :o
     
  11. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    lol...I was going to say something b/c it was bugging me....but then I thought it might be the term they use in Australia...
     
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    heh . . . that occurred to me too . . . but then again, maybe they just have small wangs in Australia :O
     
  13. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    1. Cut a hole in a box...

    2. Put your junk in that box...

    3. Make her open the box...


    And that's the way you do it!
     
  14. DV8 Band Loser

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    :grin:
     
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    LOL, the 'ol C*** in a Box.

    Gets them everytime!
     
  16. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Watch out, lady! The postman always rings twice, you know! :eek:

    jag
     
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    :lmao:

    :lmao:

    :lmao:

    TiVo!
     
  18. psychocheeseman Registered

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    sorry i copied and pasted the article title...
     
  19. DV8 Band Loser

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    I was just kidding dude . . . :D the article itself says that, I can now see . . . it's not your fault those wacky (no pun intended) Aussies have different wacky terms . . . :O
     
  20. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    Is this suppose to say delivers 'package' not 'packet'??
     
  21. DV8 Band Loser

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    heh . . . ironically, no :(
     
  22. SuBe Voluntaryist

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    I hears them make'm smaller in Austrialia
     
  23. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    It even says package in the story. What the hell does a packet have anything to do with a penis? Nobody says 'Want to look at my packet?':huh:
    HAHA:woot:
     
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    Welcome to 8 hours ago :oldrazz:
     
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    tha's no't a waang . . .

    Thees is a waaang *holds up wang*
     

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