Rabbi Botches Bris, Cuts Off Baby's Penis

[DarkSovereignty]

Who you rather give you a circumcision?: Woody Allen or Mel Brooks

Mel brooks. Even if he misses I just can't be mad at that guy.

 

[jaymes_e06]

*Than.

Sorry my friend c huntress but cosmic done killed you in a single word post.

 

[charl_huntress]

Sorry my friend c huntress but cosmic done killed you in a single word post.

lol...easy enough to edit. Still true though even with the error.

 

[Anita18]

Can we go back to penis jokes?

 

[Feenix]

Can we go back to penis jokes?

My favourite kind.

I have a hard time believing there was no Jewish doctor that could have performed this procedure.

I think this Rabbi just likes the power of what he does. Which is disturbing.

 

[charl_huntress]

Can we go back to penis jokes?

Sorry Anita...lol. If they would leave me alone there wouldn't be none of this.

I'll repost Matt's joke since it's the funniest one I've read so far.

Okay, I know it is messed up....but honestly, the kid's family is going to laugh at this some day. This is going to be such a great story for the parents to bust his balls (no pun intended) with. And imagine the best man speech at the kid's wedding.

 

[jaymes_e06]

So a penis walks into a bar....

 

[Fallen Angel]

So a penis walks into a bar....

*bartender*

why the long face?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

*bartender*

why the long face?

"I must be happy to see you."

 

[Fallen Angel]

you smooth talker you have one on the house.

 

[jaymes_e06]

"I must be happy to see you."

*Penis*
"By the way I like it shaken... not stroked."

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Oh yeah, these are SO getting deleted

 

[SV Fan]

Can we go back to penis jokes?

Did you hear about the Jewish Rabbi who does circumcisions for free?

He only accepts tips

 

[Warhammer]

Did you hear about the Jewish Rabbi who does circumcisions for free?

He only accepts tips

I'm ashamed for laughing at this.

 

[Anita18]

We are all going to hell.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Circumcision is causing moral decay

 

[Feenix]

Did you hear about the Jewish Rabbi who does circumcisions for free?

He only accepts tips

FTW!

 

[Drizzle]

Did you hear about the Jewish Rabbi who does circumcisions for free?

He only accepts tips

"WOCKA, WOCKA!"

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

7 pages and no one mentions the logical reasoning from south park

Seeing Ike in distress prompts a change of heart in Kyle, and he defends his brother fiercely before it is explained to him what a circumcision actually is, "snipping the penis a little to make it look bigger",

 

[jaymes_e06]

We are all going to hell.

And we'll all be down there waving at each other excitedly and say... "it's not even that hot down here!"

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

I've heard of rabbis who take the used foreskin and make a wallet out of it to be given to the child when he turns 18

And when you stroke the wallet it becomes a suitcase.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I've heard of rabbis who take the used foreskin and make a wallet out of it to be given to the child when he turns 18

And when you stroke the wallet it becomes a suitcase.

They wish.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

I heard the baby didn't even cry when it happened. Kid's got some balls.

I would say the Rabbi should've gotten the shaft for that...but given the circumcis--I mean circumstances...

 

[Mace Dolex]

I've heard of rabbis who take the used foreskin and make a wallet out of it to be given to the child when he turns 18

But what use could there be for an itty bitty wallet?

 

[Doctor Evo]

Kid's got some balls.

And nothing else, apparently.