Rabbi Botches Bris, Cuts Off Baby's Penis

[KevanG]

I keep cringing whenever I see the thread title.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Really for the sake of accuracy the title should read "cuts off more of baby's penis than intended".

 

[Doctor Evo]

What a dick move.

I'd like to go to dinner with this guy, because I'm reasonably certain he'll get more than just the tip.

 

[Warhammer]

This is horrible, how could somebody trained to do this DO THAT?! Unless your Jewish and are supposed to do it, circumcision is BS anyway. Don't put your child through it

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna disagree with this part. I'm glad my s*** isn't uncircumcised.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

You need to watch Penn & Teller's Bull**** they have a whole episode that shows why it's a bunch of garbage. Do you think we we're made with parts that need to be snipped off?

 

[Doctor Evo]

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna disagree with this part. I'm glad my s*** isn't uncircumcised.

Dat double-negative...

I, too, am glad that I am sans-turtleneck, but I still question the ethics of performing this procedure on infants. I'm very conflicted on this particular issue... :/

 

[Warhammer]

I'd do it. My future son will appreciate it when he gets older.

You need to watch Penn & Teller's Bull**** they have a whole episode that shows why it's a bunch of garbage. Do you think we we're made with parts that need to be snipped off?

Good point. I agree. But a circumcised penis looks better to me I guess.

 

[Anita18]

As a woman who's seen both, it really doesn't matter to me. -shrug- I think you just get used to whatever you have.

 

[Thundercrack85]

I don't see what there is to be conflicted about.

Unless it's a medical issue, why on Earth would you cut a piece of someone's penis off?

 

[Sawyer]

Dammit, Sawyer! What have I told you about drinking too much and posing as a rabbi?!

That's not funny. **** like this is where I draw the line, humor-wise.

 

[Doctor Evo]

I don't see what there is to be conflicted about.

Unless it's a medical issue, why on Earth would you cut a piece of someone's penis off?

...you had a jittery rabbi, didn't you?

 

[DarkSentinel]

That's not funny. **** like this is where I draw the line, humor-wise.

Sorry.

 

[Anubis]

I've often found that dudes that have a problem with circumcision often do so because they have a tiny penis and think that that little bit of extra skin would have made the difference....sorry tiny, but it wouldn't have mattered.

 

[Warhammer]

I've often found that dudes that have a problem with circumcision often do so because they have a tiny penis and think that that little bit of extra skin would have made the difference....sorry tiny, but it wouldn't have mattered.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Haha I never had a problem with it for any other reason than all the reasons people give for doing aren't valid besides maybe one or two real medical conditions. It's a proven fact that those who are uncircumsized have much more sensitivity and it's they way nature intended us to be. Why would we have parts that need to be cut off? Makes no sense

 

[Anubis]

Only good reason I can see to do it is so your d**k doesn't look like an anteater.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

Only good reason I can see to do it is so your d**k doesn't look like an anteater.

...I'm not circumsized and i'll let you know, I've never seen a ant-eater looking Jonson.

Honestly, the glands in the foreskin are proven to give more sexual pleasure then without it. So just wash it once a day and your set.

I don't get the whole cut vs un-cut debate. It's literally the dumbest debate among men.

 

[Slushy]

Uncircumcised penises also run the risk of bacterial infection. Supposedly.

 

[Thundercrack85]

So do a lot of things we don't cut off.

 

[Anubis]

Whatevs.

Your junk is ugly.

 

[Teelie]

Haha I never had a problem with it for any other reason than all the reasons people give for doing aren't valid besides maybe one or two real medical conditions. It's a proven fact that those who are uncircumsized have much more sensitivity and it's they way nature intended us to be. Why would we have parts that need to be cut off? Makes no sense

There's plenty of parts of us that are redundant or biologically unnecessary to live with that get removed all the time. Gall bladders, tonsils, appendices, etc. Of course those are a little more invasive than a snip of skin* but it's also a counter point that every piece of our bodies is important.



* I know it's more than skin but for the purposes of discussion it's not necessary to go into the details. And so are some of the other parts we remove, but again, none are exactly detrimental to your health long term.

 

[Mace Dolex]

It was bound to happen, an infant's penis is about the size of a pilly packer that you'd need a magnifying glass to see it.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Anubis has some very strong feelings regarding this subject…

 

[Anubis]

Ugly penis' are a cancer upon society.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Is someone forcing you to look at uncircumcised penises?