I am going to conscript the more affluent, con-going brethren and sister..en(?) among us for the most noble of causes: getting famous people to make fun of my friend:
Andy: I need to start going to more conventions, so I can do this to Jonathan:
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8085423360/h35C14E10/
Like, find the entire cast of Stargate, and get them to sign a poster with all of them saying he sucks
Andy's Roommate: lmao that would be amazing
That is my new quest in life
Andy's Roommate: i am totally in
Andy:The question is: do it all at once on one big thing, or have it be a steam of postcards and whatnot over a long time?
stream, not steam
Drop one big bomb, or torment him with it over the course of years?
Andy's Roommate: i like the over the years idea
Andy:Me too, but both have merit
doing it over the years would probably be easier, since I don't think they do full cast reunions that often
and it's something I could just pull on him at random
on the other hand, getting one big one would be like the comedy equivalent of Hiroshima
Andy's Roommate:yeah, but with long term, if it happened enough
he would start dreading whenever we went to conventions
Andy:true
or worse, he'd try to 'own' it and make it not funny
Andy's Roommate: just thinking about it makes me angry lol
Andy:see?
God, this is going to be like the Manhattan Project-- pulled together in secret over the course of years, all to drop a warhead on an unsuspecting target
I've got a bunch of nerd friends who go to more and bigger cons than I can, whom I can enlist in this
Each one should have a personalized message from the actor or actress, but saying something about Jonathan that annoys me
"Quit coughing so goddamn loud!" -Richard Dean Anderson
"Nobody cares that you lost at a video game." -The Guy With The Stupid Coin On His Forehead
