Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

[Dr. Evil]

Oh Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.

 

[Mdizzle]

"Lisa, it's your birthday, happy birthday Lisa!"

Or, at Wall-E-Weasel's:

"You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl!"

 

[Obi-Ron]

Great, now I'm gonna have "Lisa it's your birthday" running through my head all day.

 

[Mdizzle]

Great, now I'm gonna have "Lisa it's your birthday" running through my head all day.

Try this instead:

"Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!"

Works for me

 

[Obi-Ron]

lol

 

[Mdizzle]

Name that quote/ep:

"FUGU! I WANT FUGU!"

 

[Casius--J]

Legs-"Johnny Tightlips where did they shoot ya"?

Johnny-"I aint sayin nothing"

Legs-"but what'll I tell the doctor?"

Johnny-"tell him to go suck a lemon"


Homer: HELP ME JEBUS!

 

[Mdizzle]

Too hard? Ok here's an easier one...

Who said this/which ep? Name that quote!
"It's me, sir. Bobo! Hug me, squeeze me, tug at my fur!"

 

[Mutagen]

Smithers in the episode Rosebud.

What do I win?

 

[Mdizzle]

Smithers in the episode Rosebud.

What do I win?

You win... my hand in marriage.

Or actually, you have a choice. $10,000, or a full-grown, African elephant!

Next one!

"This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to mankind...It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?! You stupid monkey!"

 

[Kingfish]

Name that quote/ep:

"FUGU! I WANT FUGU!"

Was that Homer in the blowfish episode?

"This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to mankind...It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?! You stupid monkey!"

Mr. Burns in the episode where Bart became his son?

 

[Mutagen]

You win... my hand in marriage.

Or actually, you have a choice. $10,000, or a full-grown, African elephant!

Next one!

"This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to mankind...It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?! You stupid monkey!"

I'll take the Elephant.

"I love that episode. Reminds me of elephants."

and Mister Burns in the Last Exit to Springfield... The dental plan episode.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Had Phil Hartman still been alive and still doing the Simpsons, what would have been Troy McClure's next films?

 

[Mutagen]

Lunch With The Killer Fireflies

 

[Mdizzle]

Kingfish, you're right about the Fugu ep. DD, you are also correct about Last Exit To Springfield. Nice one!

"Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires!"
I wish the economy worked that way in real life.

Hahah. Next!

"The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars."
"How do you sleep at night?"
"On top of a pile of money, with many many beautiful ladies."

 

[Mdizzle]

"Boy, you forgot your spaghetti and moe balls!"
Quiet, you fool, and it can be ours!
"Run boy! Run for your lifeeee!!!!"

 

[Drakon]

Fat Tony: I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where is the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on. So please, the money.

Also, thanks to this, I not only first discovered my love of the Ramones, but I perfected my Mr. Burns...

 

[Obi-Ron]

Another great from Moe: "I'm a well-wisher...in that I don't wish you any specific harm."

 

[K.B.]

Wolfcastle: "The goggles! Zey do nothing!"

Moe: "Yesterday some punk tired to rob my bar. Things could have gotten pretty ugly but I was able to shoot him in the spine."

[cropwd cheers]

"So I guess the next place he tries to rob better have a wheelchair ramp."

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Moe:"Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'."
----

Moe:"Barney how do you keep gettin back in here?"
Barney: "I'm a drunk, I don't know how I do anything."

& one of my favorites:

Bart: "Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul; it’s just something they made up to scare kids, it’s like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson."

 

[TNC9852002]

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies..and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
"The baby looked at you?"

 

[Mdizzle]

Moe:"Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'."

^^
One of my favorite Moe quotes.

"I'm feeling kinda low, Apu. Got any of that beer that has candy floatin' in it? Skittlebrau?"
"Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it."
"Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles"

I tried making Skittlebrau once...and I tell ya, my friend was not impressed to see a little red candy sitting at the bottom of his glass. Ha!

 

[Drakon]

It's not so bad if you, like, put it in Skyy or just Smirnoff.

 

[Mdizzle]

It's not so bad if you, like, put it in Skyy or just Smirnoff.

I wouldn't know...hate vodka!

Gin me!

 

[K.B.]

Millhouse: "We did it! It took us 37 takes but we did it!"


[About a pack of angry dogs let loose by Chief Wiggum]
Kirk Van Houtten: "Uh..will they find Millhouse or just kill him?"

[Gill gets called to clean up a spill at the Kwik-E-Mart]
Gill: "Alright, it's finally Gills time to shine!"
[Slips in the puddle]