Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

"Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese. 64...*gulp*...63...*gulp*"

later:

"...2...*gulp*...1...*gulp*...
"Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese?"
"I think I'm blind"

I've done something like that once. But at least at the time, I was drunk.
 
Kent Brockman: "There's an eclipse when i SAY there's an eclipse!"
 
See my vest, See my vest, made of real gorilla chest......

I can do that whole song, pretty much, with my Monty Burns voice.
 
I thoguth tonights episode was one of the best Id seen in forever ( I was laughing hard literally every 5 seconds) and it was very quotable.


Lisa:"I just love your accent!Ha ha 'A two-nicorn'."
 
Chief Wiggum: Well, well, if it isn't the Pope of Chili Town!

(For years "Pope of Chili Town" was my custom title :up:)
 
"BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED!"

"BARTDOYOULIKEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!"


Your avvy is awesome BTW, Obi-Ron.
 
Try this instead:

"Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!"

Works for me :up:

Before Lich King, I was playing in a 3v3 arena in WoW, and ran up against a team called "Dental Plan", and looked it up, to see that there was also a team called "Lisa needs Braces". I about pissed myself with laughter at the though of them fighting one another.

FYI: My team? Bender the Magnificent.
 
Moe, Moe, Moe!
How do you like me?
Why don't you like me?

Before Lich King, I was playing in a 3v3 arena in WoW, and ran up against a team called "Dental Plan", and looked it up, to see that there was also a team called "Lisa needs Braces". I about pissed myself with laughter at the though of them fighting one another.

That is pretty funny! :woot:

Your avvy is awesome BTW, Obi-Ron.

Thanks!
 
"Gonna paint a wagon, gonna paint it fine, gonna use oil-based paint because the wood is pine!!"
 
Chili, red hot texas style chili and we gott ginger ale, boilin hot TEXAS style ginger ale
 
I'm sure this has been used before, but:

"Simpson. Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history!!
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree......AAH!"
 
I'm sure this has been used before, but:

"Simpson. Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history!!
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree......AAH!"

I said that one already. GOOD ONE. ha!

I'm going to repeat this one because it's pure comic genius:

"Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!"
I'm a stupid four-eyed lamo who wears the same stupid sweater every-
"THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!"
 
i don't remember the episode or most of the quote but i remember somebody doing something homer opens his mouth to say something. you see birds fly from a tree and across town Flanders says "that's the loudest profanity I ever heard."

:hehe:
 
i don't remember the episode or most of the quote but i remember somebody doing something homer opens his mouth to say something. you see birds fly from a tree and across town Flanders says "that's the loudest profanity I ever heard."

:hehe:

The episode when Burns makes the whole town angry and keeps forgetting Homer's name, the one where Burns gets shot. Very funny.
 
Tonights one with Millhouse was great..seemed very "classic simpsons" and had a ton of great sight gags :woot:
 

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