Ready Lounger One

[Reek]

Look guys... I'm going to be honest... We're out of bud light.... AND THEY HAVE SOME!

 

[Guts]

Dilly Dilly

 

[Reek]

Never change that signature... Booze Bolton was my greatest creation. He must live forever.

 

[squeekness]

My tank looks like it's filled with dilly dilly. I got brave and filled it because it was looking better in a glass. It's not looking so great at 70 gallons, it's kinda brown. Got the micron sleeve filter going, so here's to hoping my fish are still alive in the morning.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Never change that signature... Booze Bolton was my greatest creation. He must live forever.

Booze Bolton? More like "Snooze Bolton", am I right? Ladies... Back me up?

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I'll see myself out.

 

[Reek]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"Bring it on... Let it rain down on me!!"

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[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I just got back from seeing Anthony Jeselnik out at the Straz center. Reek is going to bring up the time I said he sucked, which is true, and I was completely wrong about. I made an incorrect judegement based off of his Comedy Central show/stand-up special from years ago.

Jeselnik can not be constrained by the limitations of cable tv to do what he does best. Any comedian that can work a 15 bit on murder-suicide into their routine without losing the crowd is a comedic god.

That was nowhere near his "worst" joke of the evening either.

 

[Reek]

Yea man.. he's a freak of comedy nature lol

Nothing is off limits. He was great in Atlanta back in march. his netflix special was good too but i think you saw and liked that as well

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You guys ever see when Eric Andre was on Jeselnik's CC show?

 

[Reek]

yea i saw all of the short lived tv show... it got cancelled cause they whined about the shark skit and tried to tell Jeselnik he has to cut certain jokes ... so he told them to go **** themselves ... not sure how accurate that is, he told the story though

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Yea man.. he's a freak of comedy nature lol

Nothing is off limits. He was great in Atlanta back in march. his netflix special was good too but i think you saw and liked that as well

Thoughts & Prayers is hands-down one of my fave specials of all time. It's also the only one this girl I'm dating has ever asked me to turn off so points for that. Can't wait to see his next special. Was weird to go to a bigger name comedy show on a Thur night though. No traffic afterwards which was nice.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

yea i saw all of the short lived tv show... it got cancelled cause they whined about the shark skit and tried to tell Jeselnik he has to cut certain jokes ... so he told them to go **** themselves ... not sure how accurate that is, he told the story though

I just found it interesting this meeting of two DGAF comics and you could tell that Jeselnik had no tolerance for Andre's schtick. I mean... Firecrackers under a desk? Da fug?

Interesting to note the other guest that episode?

T.J. Miller.

He better have saved up that sweet voice actor money.

 

[Reek]

Poor TJ... everything went down hill once he left Silicon Valley... which is one of the best shows on TV

 

[Perfect Cell]

Well, it was. Last season was pretty hit or miss. I haven't watched this season yet, so I don't know if it rebounded. I just want Richard to get hit by a car or something.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Alright guys and gals... Found my future wife. Moving to Japan to make ninja babies with her.

https://imgur.com/gallery/WzesFrY

 

[Perfect Cell]

Alright guys and gals... Found my future wife. Moving to Japan to make ninja babies with her.

https://imgur.com/gallery/WzesFrY

I'm glad to see you've expanded beyond your traditional tastes. It's the sign of a worldly man.

 

[flickchick85]

Alright guys and gals... Found my future wife. Moving to Japan to make ninja babies with her.

https://imgur.com/gallery/WzesFrY

Not your usual type. Must be true love.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I win, 1-0.

 

[flickchick85]

That's right, start keeping score with the person who can delete posts.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm glad to see you've expanded beyond your traditional tastes. It's the sign of a worldly man.

Not your usual type. Must be true love.

I think it was seeing ALTERED CARBON recently. Reminded me of my athleticism fetish.

I win, 1-0.

That's right, start keeping score with the person who can delete posts.

Girls, girls... You're both beautiful.

 

[Perfect Cell]

If I can't quote Tenacious D songs with reckless abandon, then I choose death.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

If I can't quote Tenacious D songs with reckless abandon, then I choose death.

I think I can translate from Cell talk to English here flick. What he means is:

This is obviously a bannable post flick.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I am above the law. In my near-decade here, I've received nary an infraction. Nary! And I've said some messed up ****.

It also helps that, for the first 6 years or so, I barely posted. And still barely post. NARY.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I am above the law. In my near-decade here, I've received nary an infraction. Nary! And I've said some messed up ****.

It also helps that, for the first 6 years or so, I barely posted. And still barely post. NARY.

Is over use of the word nary bannable? Asking for a friend.