The Green Lounger Corps

[Ash J. Williams]

Why would you do that?

 

[Duke]

Do you smash said baby in the face with the lemons first?

That would definitely give said baby a sour face.

 

[Bubonic]

Best thing you've ever said Duke!
And Ash, I don't know, if all a sudden life giving you lemons makes you want to steal candy from a baby, you might as well still use the lemons.

 

[Bubonic]

Plus if you don't knock the little bugger out he'll alert whoever is around about his angst over the stolen candy...

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Kidnapped and tortured by her cruel, controlling father. Rescued by her long lost brother, who had incestual thoughts for her, she finds herself thrust into the arms of a scruffy-looking scoundrel, and she can never go home again. Eventually, one woman will reach her breaking point, and rebel against the men who've held her down.

A New Hope
The Leia Organa Story​

On Lifetime.​

You basically put almost every plotline from their movies into one movie. Well done, sir.

When life gives you lemons...

Make lemonade. Then splash it in lifes' face and demand the oranges you wanted.

 

[Duke]

You basically put almost every plotline from their movies into one movie. Well done, sir.


Make lemonade. Then splash it in lifes' face and demand the oranges you wanted.

Ya, oranges are better.

 

[Gotham Knight]

Hey Duke, how's it going?

 

[Duke]

I'm doing good GK. I'm just watching Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

 

[Gotham Knight]

I'm doing good GK. I'm just watching Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

I haven't seen the first one, but I know it's gotten great reviews. Should I check it out?

 

[Duke]

I haven't seen the first one, but I know it's gotten great reviews. Should I check it out?

Oh yeah, I got all 3. Good movies.

 

[Gotham Knight]

Oh yeah, I got all 3. Good movies.

I'll probably check it out then. I guess it can't hurt.

 

[Duke]

I'll probably check it out then. I guess it can't hurt.

Do you have Netflix? If so, they might be available. I'm calling it a night guys!!! Until tomorrow!!

 

[twylight]

I'm calling it a night guys!!! Until tomorrow!!

Whatever shall we do?!

 

[Gotham Knight]

Do you have Netflix? If so, they might be available. I'm calling it a night guys!!! Until tomorrow!!

Sadly no. But I'm thinking of getting it, and if I do I'll definitely check out Narnia. Have a good night Duke!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

God, how loungy this lounge has gotten. Ugh.

 

[twylight]

I tried to send SymbioticToxin to cheer you up... but then I realized that wasn't a good idea.

Also he told me he didn't take orders and my IOU for webcamming with him just wasn't enough incentive. *le sigh*

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Just shoot me now.

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

Mhm...watching Family Guy, soo hilarious.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That show is worth than death, actually.

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

Just shoot me now.

Try to find to do something new rather than hanging out in Lounger.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Try to find to do something new rather than hanging out in Lounger.

Seeing as how this is the first time you've said something to me, and especially judging by the content of our first interaction, I'm thinking you don't know me all that well. But thanks for the advice, missy.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

That show is worth than death, actually.

I've been curious, Bamf, why don't you like Family Guy? I mean, I don't like it now either, but why all the hate?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I've been curious, Bamf, why don't you like Family Guy? I mean, I don't like it now either, but why all the hate?

Because it's not funny. And MacFarlane is a great voice actor if he only does one voice. But terrible when he does more than one in an episode... and when he does a minimum of three voices in every ****ing episode (plus a million more) that all sound exactly alike, it's awful. He's not funny. The show's not funny. Having Seth Green and Ms. Swan aren't enough to make up for the atrocity that is the one-voice-non-wonder. It doesn't help that the show's admittedly overrated by most fans. And each episode follows the same formula. Beat. Old TV show reference. Beat. Shut up, Meg. Beat. Another film/show reference. Beat. Stewie's hating momsy/loving Brian/being homosexual. Beat. Peter's going on some dumb life lesson mission. Beat. Another reference. Let's parallel Peter's stupidity with Brian's "intelligence". Beat. Reference. Beat. Oh ****, we underused the funniest talent we had... so, here's Chris saying something stupid. Beat. Reference. Beat. Pseudo-happy family moral ending. And then MacFarlane uses the same formula for his other shows. Non-human buddies, adult babies, dumb kids and stupid fathers are SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

...Do you mind if i copy this and send it to some of my Family Guy-obsessed friends?

 

[Duke]

Good morning everybody!!! How's everyone??